Insane Clown Posse - Halls Of Illusion Lyrics






[Violent J]
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"

And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!

[Violent J]
Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!

[Chorus (2x)]
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

[Violent J]
Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day"

And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!

[Violent J]
Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!

[Chorus (2x)]

[Violent J]
Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that?

[Chorus (4x)]





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  1. B.... ....

    The first guy they brought in is kinda cute in a weird way ngl.
    Don't come at me.

  2. M.... N....

    These comments. Posse logic? It's freekin entertainment, not some damn religious teachings. Juggalos aren't not idiots or are they? Seen em a few times live. Great stuff. Now stop thinking their like Jesus or Bhudda and move on ya idiots. It's music

  3. J.... 6....

    One of the classics

  4. J.... 6....

    Since when did Violet J ever have dreads? I thought it was just Shaggy

  5. k.... l....

    King leo supports icp icp get hold of me i put you on the map

  6. k.... l....

    Wsup from king leo supporter

  7. f.... 0....

    Oh shit 😧

  8. M.... ....

    Gets paid laying on her back instead of nut stains on her back is literally the best lyrical swap for censorship ever

  9. S.... D....

    Juggalo forever bruh.

  10. H.... D....

    Say what you want about ICP or Juggalos, you can’t say this song isn’t fucking awesome.

  11. M.... H....

    Am I on drugs

  12. J.... J....

    Watch your step to Hell, it's a long fall ;)

  13. F.... H....

    whoop whoop

  14. v.... s....

    This is a awesome video

  15. M.... N....

    Back to reality your sons on crack and your daughters got NUT STAINS ON HER BACK

  16. L.... A....

    I knida wish they had stayed semi serious like this

  17. D.... D....

    Wtf dude! .... The lyrics are changed... This blows....

  18. h.... m....

    Did u see that lil girl she's like disO_O

  19. G.... B....

    Nope... Love the real song... Not edited. Not cut. This okay.

  20. �.... �....

    Нормально блять

  21. J.... V....

    I'm a night all and I'm 14

    J.... V....

    I ment juggal0

  22. l.... s....

    Suena la tremenda guitarra de slash

  23. i.... ....

    I can't get into ICP/Psychopathics newer stuff but 90s ICP was fuckin great. Milenko is their best work imho

  24. P.... P....

    Don't you mean "fuck up" the whole deal?

  25. S.... T....

    Watch your step to hell, it's a long fall

  26. R.... 2....

    Why would you censor this?

  27. s.... s....

    its weird to think dr. phil is a fan of these guys

  28. M.... R....

    People hate ICP, but every song has a message of some kind, this one being treating others well.

  29. T.... F....

    I'm surprised they can even say "hell nah" but they have to censor almost every fucking thing

  30. T.... U....

    There is absolutely nothing important about what ANY entertainers sing about, especially Idiot Clown Posse. People are idiots if they think entertainment is for anything but entertainment. If one wants to educate, change others minds, then go to school, learn science, do mathematical modeling, quantify the effects of strategies in game theory.

  31. m.... ....

    It coulda been real,but u had ta JAck the explicit version!!! F#*kin biggiots

  32. l.... h....

    Great song

  33. B.... ....

    Edited garbage

  34. J.... C....

    Talking bout Ozzy and his kids!

  35. x.... m....

    "Your daughter gets paid laying on her back" is a great line that i like that's different from the original song

  36. _.... ....

    Artistry being censored
    Stale

  37. P.... V....

    Started listening to ICP when I was 15, now I’m 36 and listening. This is one of the best songs of these dudes.

  38. T.... S....

    1:20 3:30

  39. J.... D....

    I had a dream about the Hall of Illusions last night.

  40. W.... f....

    Damn 2 years, where the fam at?

  41. R.... S....

    Fall of 2019 anyone? WHOOP WHOOP FAM !!!!

  42. G.... C....

    I.C.P is just a hip hop version of KISS

  43. S.... ....

    Fucking sell outs. Jack up the whole deal?

  44. R.... B....

    I upload the original version un-edited that i still own...from 1997.

  45. R.... B....

    NO ONE bought here I took myself to ICP from the beginning and still do Hiphop\horrorcore the best Detroit group eva

  46. I.... c....

    All your music sounds the same

  47. l.... j....

    Throw back I'm jamn! Still have love!! Whoop whoop

  48. K.... ....

    Omg they ruined an American treasure ×_×

  49. J.... G....

    D graved in all.

  50. s.... s....

    Jack up the whole deal

    Me: f-ack up wait wut

  51. s.... s....

    Jack up the whole deal

    Me: f-ack up wait wut

  52. C.... N....

    Who came here because of beyond scared straight just me ok 😂

    C.... N....

    Foothold

  53. C.... !....

    This is just teaching a boi that he done fucked up

  54. I.... ....

    ICPs new stuff sucks ass, this songs is a favorite, reminds us how a child can result in psycopathy behavior.
    In the end,the parents are to blame. "Back to reality" look at all te pain you've caused your family.Its sad because there places like this.

  55. S.... A....

    The
    Great
    Milenko
    4
    Ever

  56. T.... d....

    Tune It Up Tunes the Horror Up

  57. E.... B....

    I know it's a joke censoring a song such as this tune.

  58. S.... ....

    I can't wait to die...

  59. A.... G....

    Nostalgia

  60. r.... ....

    Damn this cleaned up version might be slightly better than the original. The words flow less harshly.

  61. E.... D....

    Eminem Ripped off of ICP ??

  62. D.... M....

    The box, music television you control. That was when I first seen this. Love it.

  63. K.... C....

    Jeez, how young are you people. It seems every 5 comments blames VEVO for censoring this. This was the original from the 1990's; VEVO just licenses this stuff. The 90's was a surprisingly puritanical time, due to the whole "moral majority of american thing", even though it technically "fell apart", or at least got exposed in the early 90's. Ironically, now conservatives voted for trump and are among, if not, the most obscene people on Earth.

  64. m.... S....

    this shit is garbage i looked it up bc i met a weird dude at work im glad rap got tf away from this

    m.... S....

    The carnival not for everyone

  65. N.... ....

    I'm a gay black guy and this song made me fan! 'Back to reality, your son's on crack and your daughter gets paid laying I've her back' that line made me fall over laughing.

  66. J.... K....

    How has anyone ever taken this seriously? Saw them on the Jim Jefferies show and had to go look for their songs. Sad to see this is what I found. According to the FBI I just made myself a target by criticizing their music. Strange times we live in.

  67. D.... A....

    Why the frank is there a censored version of this?! It's so fudging silly. Gosh darn this to heck.

  68. M.... ....

    Whoop whoop

  69. �.... �....

    Слушаю в 2к19

  70. M.... T....

    This song is inspired by the "Chamber of Reflection" at your local Freemason lodge. Its not as evil as you would like to think, the only evil to be found is in the truth....the truth hurts and burns to most folks. Visita interiora terrae rectificondo invenies occultum lapidem.

  71. E.... J....

    why tf would you censor it 🙄

  72. K.... ....

    Welp, that was quite the Red Pilling.

  73. a.... b....

    Is this suicideboys

  74. M.... S....

    Sometimes his voice sounds like invader zim to me lol

  75. A.... V....

    Came here just to thumbs down :) icp is for feggitz

  76. D.... M....

    I don’t really even like icp but this song is boppin

  77. D.... W....

    2019 still jamming to this !!! Whoop whoop

  78. M.... K....

    Love ICP

  79. J.... M....

    This is my favorite song by them. Also American Dad is how I found them. Lol, but I've heard the song before

  80. D.... G....

    Tight song still \,,/($.$)\,,/

  81. O.... ....

    I thought J didnt have dreads in 09

  82. c.... b....

    I wish i could go to your show

  83. c.... b....

    Your music saved my life i am a new fan i would love to be a juggolo for live

  84. J.... J....

    YOU HAD TO JACK THE WHOLE DEAL! OH SHIT! I AM WEAK RIGHT NOW.

  85. C.... T....

    older ICP sounds really good w/ the EQ adjusted & in a car of course ;D

    I loved ICP from Riddlebox to bizzareBizaare years..
    Shit got too weird & lame after.
    *I did like The Tempest Album.(w/ Shooter in the Tower right?)
    just downloaded new album. expectations are low.
    Juggalos have ruined the bands appeal imo

  86. P.... H....

    Cause I love Clowns, There fucking Hallirios! Except Corky, I'll keep on throwing Rocks, even if he throws Paper and still Fucking win!!!!!

  87. P.... H....

    Don't tell me you Never Seen that Porn video that I made Twice In Japan!!!

  88. a.... s....

    Whoop whoop

  89. M.... S....

    I really like this song because it shows just how your actions can affect you and other people. While it’s portrayed in a dark way, it’s so accurate. Maybe that’s just me, coming from a dad who’s a drunk lol.

  90. B.... B....

    One amazing line that's still the same as the original song is "watch your step to hell, it's a long fall"

  91. V.... G....

    Бляь.тема просто ОХУЕТЬ

  92. r.... ....

    thumbs down for censorship

  93. K.... n....

    Im addicted to this song.

  94. C.... H....

    Mmm, Goulash 💋

  95. S.... 4....

    When you're in school in the hallways and everyone is in your way