Insane Clown Posse - Bazooka Joey Lyrics




This is a story of a man on the edge
Who all but lost his way until one day, he discovered in his palms
A rocket launcher!
Enjoy this tale of a personal rejuvenation, redemption and scrubification
As told by the great Shaggy 2 Dope!

Grand Papi, was a World War II vet
And I found his bazooka set in the basement,
With a bag of mortars
Yeah, bitch, I'm done taking orders,
Dragged it outside and tried it out
Dropped the shell in and fired it out
Across the street to the neighbour's kitchen
And now half of their house's missing
Fuck yeah!
I grabbed the rockets
Beer truck in the scope unlocked it
Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice
I'm realizing with the Zook Nice

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!

I sent a hot one
Right through the doors
And let it mangled in a pile of boards
I swear my shoulder is loving the shot
Fucked up an H & R Block.
I'm blowing new cop cars into stock yards
Bitch, this is a bazooka
You not hard!
See the swat team hiding in the limousine,
It seems they smithereens!
Pull out my hair, screaming and laughing
Get shot at and shooting back in
Terrorizing
Paralyzing
Bazooka Baby
Electrifying!

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!

Raid vans, you gotta be kidding,
I take out a tank, I ain't bullshittin',
Call me the crater creator,
Drop you like a elevator,
Big hater!

(Inaudible)
'Drop your weapon!'
All I can do is laugh,
Who the fuck is you all demandin'?
I leave a fuckin' ditch where you standin'

FOX news, turn it up loud,
Imma blow the ground to a mushroom cloud,
So tune in before I get shot,
Bazooka Joey blowin' up the spot,

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!

'Alright we need to secure the perimeter immediately,
Woah, wait a minute, what is that?
Woah woah woah get outta there,
For christ sakes he's gotta god damn bazooka,
Get the fuck up!

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!

And I'm dancing!
He's dancing
With a God damn bazooka
Bazooka Joey!
Bazooka!
Bazooka Joey!





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Insane Clown Posse Bazooka Joey Comments
  1. Michael Gooler

    I blast this in global chat when I raid in Rust. So I can't hear the cries lol

  2. Arro Robinson

    To all my homies scragging rockets, old millenials getting shit done

  3. Sauceboogie17

    Still dancing with a bazooka in 2019, whoop whoop

  4. L A

    They laughing they way to the bank while y'all just think they the shit.. only like song cause My son liked it

  5. David Hamman

    You know guys can be bitches too

  6. THOMAS PECEL

    Your kids in the Army I don't like the military f*** you you know what school in like 20 years someone's going to be able to analyze stuff in my collarbone through your song that's legit

  7. Snow Flacke0

    this needs a musk video

  8. Mc lovin My balls

    Hahah yes this song is tits

  9. Russell Batman

    He's saying this on this year's tour it was the s*** .... Back the f*** up he got a goddamn bazooka😈👿😈

  10. Adam Askew

    And I'm dancing 👽

  11. NUNYA BIDNEZ

    UGG Love Shaggs

  12. Kiyomi Kinistino

    Bazooka Joey blowing up the God damn spot!! Whoop whoop

  13. no use for a name

    I'm dancing with a goddamn bazooka...!!

  14. Star Zombie

    whoop whoop

  15. jj rac

    WHOOP WHOOP ALMOST GOT RAN OVER BY VIOLENT J IN A GOLF CART FULL OF GIRLS..AT THE NELSON LEDGES QUARRY PARK IN OHIO FOR THERE FIRST GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS THERE....POINT OF ADVICE IF STUCK IN A CROWD WAVE LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST GUY LOOKING TO GET OUT AS WELL GET BEHIND HIM AND HOLD ON
    ....WISH THEY WAS ALLOWED BACK.....

  16. rev Bogart

    I feel like this a lot

  17. Epic WabUUf3tt

    I want to blow people up in video games now.

  18. Rose Redfoot

    Viole. Me. Love ICP you

  19. Boss Man

    Love this song I was born a juggalette

  20. THEOUTMAN gg

    Im always dancing with a bazooka in GTA 5 online BOOM ,!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. TheJeffhardy517

    I love shaggy he dope af

  22. Kroworie

    Oh my fucking god. Nastolgia. I'm crting.

  23. Junior Short

    get down stay flow prefection

  24. The Juddmo

    Ya'll Keep It Wicked

  25. Jedi Mind

    Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! ICP FAM FO LIFE!

  26. ZYTHAT 115

    fuck ya that is the best shit ever

  27. S UT

    I fuckin love shaggs!

  28. Jason Shipley

    WHOOP WHOOP 4LIFE NICE ICP

  29. Marco Cazares

    Whoop Whoop Juggalos

  30. The Juddmo

    WHOOP WHOOP. SONGS ARE AWSOME

  31. Keegan Williams

    the mighty death pop is and always will be my favorite album

    lisa McLaughlin

    Mine too!!

  32. Joel Sherk

    great song

  33. Gracelyn Hurt

    im only 11 but what ever...whoop whoop!!!🤘💃🎡🎢🎡🎪🎪💈🎠

  34. Clown Boy Juggalo

    whoop! whoop!

  35. Cheeki Breeki

    OI pricks

    Randy Waters

    get your finga out of your bum

    Cheeki Breeki

    Randy Waters NEVER

    RooZ

    kotton brought us here ;D

    Dank_Blunt

    hello jaaaa!

    cyka my blyat

    All the jimmys here

  36. fuckinweebs

    Everyone here like "WHOOP WHOOP!!"
    And I am here like "SilvaGunner anyone?"

    50% Cat 50% Girl

    Same. The MVC2 Rip where they set this to the character select theme?

    Roderick Stone

    The ost guy?

    Micah Sanford

    WHOOP WHOOP

  37. Bulletproof Zyko

    Whoop Whoop

  38. Hannah Singh

    whoop whoop!

  39. Anon Emouse

    lord help us all when I finally snap whoop whoop

    gre p

    Diaz Quattro...

  40. Pumpkin71 Juggalo

    Love this..USSSSSSN

  41. donald sullivan jr

    GTA Motown lol

  42. Thr33_ Deep

    Gay ass pollock shit

    big boy

    You are one of the least intelligent, and most offensive people I have ever seen. Please get off of the internet and back onto the farm.

    big boy

    @Rusty Shackleferd Lmao I'm not black.

    big boy

    You are actually a terrible person.

    Thr33_ Deep

    Doctor Negro I know

    big boy

    @Rusty Shackleferd <3

  43. Khalleal Sampson

    where does he keep the ammo for it if he is walking aroung

    Eden Sutol

    Khalleal Sampson fucking storage how does it work

    Ben Ginn

    Magic powers from the great milinco

  44. And Scene

    First time I heard this it was with one of my best fuckin friends, I met him and he was all like "bazooka bitch!" anywhore point is song fuckin kills it.

  45. Evil Twin

    The first time I heard this song was at one of their concerts and he fucking killed it! This is definitely one of my favorite songs now, WHOOP WHOOP!

    Evil Twin

    what the fuck is that?

    P D

    Yup..with the mini superman Cape and all.

    Adam Knoff

    Whoop whoop. Greatest shaggy 2 dope song of all time

  46. nick stanley

    this is the shit to get stone to lol

  47. Mr. Kilometres

    fuck yeah, fits really well with 2 Dopes style.

  48. Casey Lane

    I NEVER get sick of this song. 

    cummsies69

    @Casey Lane me neither

    Wicked P

    And I'm DANCIN!!! W/ a God Damn Bazooka!!!

    drew wellstill

    Casey you fine as hell

  49. Joey Reichard

    how come the put facepaint on gta 5 if they did that they should of put icp on the music station this song should have been one of them

    Joey Reichard

    maybe detroit can be gta 6 and then icp can go on it 

    Phial Substance

    @Joey Reichard Yeah man I was so pissed about the music in GTA, they give you a hatchet and paint but no Psychopathic soundtrack? This would have been exactly the perfect song, I'm pretty sure shaggy wrote this after a mad long GTA sesh lol.

    Joey Reichard

    @Phial Substance right ? lol

  50. Estevan Orozco

    Everyone needs to see the c walk bazooka joey mashup.

  51. Marie`$ channel

    Whoop whoop my daddy used to say throw ur hatched up love u u guys rock!!!!

  52. colleen harrison

    lol every time i hear this it makes me think of when my gramma got pissed at me because i taught the chorus to my 3 yr. old nephew and he sang it at school.

    Cloe Davenport

    colleen harrison that's awesome. train them young!

  53. luke r

    "So tune in before I get shot, Bazooka Joey blowin' up the spot"
    Fuckin love it

  54. Extraterrestrial Tasia

    This is definately my favorite song off of MDP!!!

    Aaaaaandd I'm dancin'!!!!!
    Wit a got damn bazooka!!!!

  55. Thurman Merman

    6 dislikes got blown the fuck up !!!

    RSBrowning74

    well there went number 7.

    robbie pralicz

    now it's 14 bigots and richy boy fucks

  56. Gretta Bramblett

    Fuck yea

  57. Gretta Bramblett

    Whoop whoop mcl fuck haters it's our world we're takin over this bitch

  58. THEBIGMCNASTY720

    Dear ICP........PLEASE MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS YOU DID A FEW WITH YOUR OTHER SONGS PLEASE DO ONE FOR THIS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THEBIGMCNASTY720

    @***** Cool :)

    Danny Gibson

    @PewDiePie. holy shit you like icp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

    Danny Gibson

    i have to wear a helmet to bed!!!!!!!

    Memelandfarms

    Awesome idea whoop whoop

    Scott Brogdon

    THEBIGMCNASTY720 ,,

  59. dragonlover 231

    woop woop

  60. NashvillePanther

    FUCK YEEEAAAAAAHHH!

  61. Randy Burns

    I remember when all this went down. It was in inkster Michigan. Cops all the Fuck over. Bodies in the streets. no charges. Thats Detroit for ya!

  62. Cullen Snow

    Whoop Whoop!!!

  63. steven mcconaughy

    joey!!!

  64. steven mcconaughy

    dope shit!! bazooka koey blowin up da spot, ya sen?

  65. rachel erminelli

    Fucking sweet... Mmfwcl!

  66. Jaden Mallery

    I love it

  67. Blake Young

    WHOOP WHOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. Ben Thompson

    whoopy whoop

  69. jeremiah robles

    i am so going to make a video to this song

  70. james dante crow

    bazooka bitch :D

  71. ViolentJay100

    Lol Whoop Whoop

  72. Louis F

    Good song funny real life if u had one GTA

  73. jeremiah robles

    whoop whoop

  74. oHIo VooDoo

    peihha shut up go somewhere and pick the highst branch oh dont forget the rope u know were this is goin

  75. Morgan Rides

    Whoop whoop

  76. Darby Mayer

    MUCH CLOWN LOVE!!!!!
    WHOOP WHOOP!!!

  77. Fuqqedup Weed

    whoop whoop

  78. peihha

    thats not even the line idiot

  79. Matt Cowart

    FUCKED UP AN H&R BLOCK HA HA

  80. jarrett nevels

    i fucking luv this song

  81. Stacey Reinke

    i split a firetruck smooth in half, all i could do is laugh

  82. PuchoAlmighty616

    The "Mighty Death Pop" equals overrated.

  83. ometta7

    So essentially, this song is about what happens when Shaggy 2 Dope decides to act out Grand Theft Auto with all the cheatcodes activated.

  84. crystle waters

    wow i was reading the comments and i found no haters finnaly

  85. Michael Webler

    This sound like some fuck the fuck off type shit its wicked whoop whoop

  86. Cian McCann

    fuck yeaah

  87. Zachary Ekstrom

    One of my favorites from the new album. Whoop whooooop!

  88. SpecterWSA

    this song needs a fucking music video

  89. SMPfilmfan

    with a god damn bazooka son!

  90. Brian Gross

    Lmao i love this track. MCL

  91. superman8344

    whoop whoop MMFWCL

  92. John Marston

    I'LL LEAVE A FUCKING DITCH WHERE YOU STANDING!

    Zellig

    imma blow the crowd into a mushroom cloud

  93. NINJALO K1LLA

    icp is back hell ya

  94. jeisworth

    fuck yeah.....he's dancin',,,,,,,,,

  95. Jeff Castor

    lmao i love this song already icp is fuckin funny whoop whoop

  96. tw12vegauge

    Dope as fuck! I agree every song on this album is dope. Great jokers card

  97. Official Magisto

    finally a good track off MDP so far this the only good track iv herd off it whoop whoop

  98. Richard Johnson

    Ehhhhhhhh