Insane Clown Posse - 3 Rings Lyrics






[ring]
"Hello?"
"You have a collect call from 'woohoo!'
Please answer the following question "yes", or "no",
Will you pay for the call?"

"Is this on?"

"Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares can produce
Actual human beings of a deformed nature
Come at once
And come and indulge yourself
In our own twisted amusement of
Another's misfortune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our three ring show of freaks"

[Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
Just 'cause I don't look like everybody
I guess they're bunch of rich boys, bitch boys
Scary, bula!
And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
No, so, now how ya gonna act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing

[Chorus (2x):]
Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?
You don't try to front ho
Try to play me out just 'cause I'm running with the sideshow
So maybe it's the leg growing out my neck
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
I'm popping in like a pound of lead
Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head
Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits
'cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone
So don't be sticking your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the 3 ring freak

[Chorus (2x)]

"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
Here at our three ring exhibit
But to be honest I really don't see
What's so fucking funny about it
These fucking people are real!"

[Violent J]
Ring three, the ICP
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink "Thunderbird"
Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb
She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked
Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh
Fuck that, bitch, suck that
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
Just two balls hanging with no protection so
I move real careful and slow
You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
Call me Don Knotts 'cause I'm getting on it every week, uh
So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch
I chill with the three rings

[Chorus(2x)]

"Well, that's it
I hope you're satisfied
I hope you had a good time
You fucking heartless bastards
You saw what you wanted
So grab your fucking kids
And that fat flop of shit wife of yours
And get the fuck out of our circus tent
You cold-hearted sons of bitches
You think they look fucked up
Just wait till I kick your
Fucking lips in a couple times
You'll be sitting up here like a bitch
And we'll laughing at your folded ass
They'll call you lumpy
After I done put knots
All over your fucking forehead
Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
You fucking little bitch
Come here, I'll shove that
Fucking corn dog up your ass
Get the fuck out of here
Show's fucking over
Get the fuck out of here
You fucking heartless bastards"





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  1. h.... ....

    Collect call from.....”FUCK OOF!” 🤣🤣😂😂

  2. T.... T....

    Love shaggys "im not alone" song reference

  3. A.... L....

    Wiggers

    A.... L....

    trailer trash

    A.... L....

    That's just racist

  4. �.... R....

    “You have a collect(?) call from *F*ck Oof* “

  5. A.... 7....

    There needs to be more AMVs of these songs

  6. Z.... R....

    *_WHOOP WHOOP!_*

  7. V.... H....

    My grandson is rank 31st in the freemasons

  8. T.... L....

    Woop woop!

  9. J.... L....

    Damn childish wired shit again

  10. S.... K....

    Whoop whoop

  11. D.... V....

    Better than the so called rap now

  12. M.... J....

    Even though Carnival Of Carnage and Ringmaster have the more Carnival titles, I always thought that Riddle Box was ICP's most Carnival album.

  13. M.... J....

    A dude at one of my old jobs asked me why I walked so slow all the time. One day I confronted him and told him that I was born with a Wang but I never had a Nutsac, it's two balls hanging with no protection So, I move real careful and slow..

    M.... J....

    Wat did he say after you told him

  14. b.... b....

    wtf this slaps I can't believe

  15. N.... M....

    "I was born wit a wang but neva had a nut sack"

  16. C.... W....

    3:12
    Half snake woman kicked my love to the curb. She busted in to my tent, now I'm fucked, had the fat bearded lady in the bunk.

  17. L.... H....

    fook ooff

  18. D.... H....

    So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch, I chill with the three rings!

  19. N.... ....

    Starring Felix The Cat

  20. P.... H....

    Whoop Whoop

  21. A.... ....

    this song has a Mandela effect I swear When i was 12 this song said "People Like to Point and Stare" but Now i relisted to it It Says "People Love To Point and Stare"

  22. T.... ....

    These fuckin people are real!

  23. D.... H....

    I was born with a wang but I never had a nutsack.

  24. B.... S....

    Hahahahaha funny song and ya its you got a call from fuck off please will you pay for the call

  25. B.... S....

    Whoop whoop whoop whoop

  26. C.... K....

    Mmfcl! To the family.

  27. G.... D....

    I'm shaggy 2 dope, chicken face bitch. Who?

  28. T.... ....

    Riddlebox is my favorite album

  29. C.... L....

    dope shit..

  30. K.... R....

    Whoop whoop!

  31. K.... R....

    Whoop whoop!

  32. j.... ....

    [ring]
    "Hello?"
    "You have a collect call from 'woohoo!'
    Please answer the following question "yes", or "no",
    Will you pay for the call?"

    "Is this on?"

    "Gather round my wealthy friends
    And endure the horrifying sights
    Only your worst nightmares can produce
    Actual human beings of a deformed nature
    Come at once
    And come and indulge yourself
    In our own twisted amusement of
    Another's misfortune
    Yes, ladies and gentlemen
    Enter our three ring show of freaks"

    [Violent J]
    Ring one, a dung a dung dung
    My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
    To the desk in school then I run down the hall
    Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
    Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
    Just 'cause I don't look like everybody
    I guess they're bunch of rich boys, bitch boys
    Scary, bula!
    And what's the big deal about my neck
    Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
    Up a couple feet to get a better sight
    Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
    No, so, now how ya gonna act?
    So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
    I guess I'm just another freak show thing
    And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing

    [Chorus (2x):]
    Three ring a ding a ding ding
    People love to point and stare
    Three ring a ding a ding ding
    It's the same as everywhere

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    Ring two, how do you do?
    I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?
    You don't try to front ho
    Try to play me out just 'cause I'm running with the sideshow
    So maybe it's the leg growing out my neck
    But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
    I'm popping in like a pound of lead
    Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head
    Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits
    'cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus
    Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
    Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow
    But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
    Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone
    So don't be sticking your finger in my face stank
    Or your stomach might receive a shank from the 3 ring freak

    [Chorus (2x)]

    "I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
    Here at our three ring exhibit
    But to be honest I really don't see
    What's so fucking funny about it
    These fucking people are real!"

    [Violent J]
    Ring three, the ICP
    Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
    That's how you get fucked up
    We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
    Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink "Thunderbird"
    Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb
    She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked
    Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh
    Fuck that, bitch, suck that
    I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
    Just two balls hanging with no protection so
    I move real careful and slow
    You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
    Call me Don Knotts 'cause I'm getting on it every week, uh
    So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch
    I chill with the three rings

    [Chorus(2x)]

    "Well, that's it
    I hope you're satisfied
    I hope you had a good time
    You fucking heartless bastards
    You saw what you wanted
    So grab your fucking kids
    And that fat flop of shit wife of yours
    And get the fuck out of our circus tent
    You cold-hearted sons of bitches
    You think they look fucked up
    Just wait till I kick your
    Fucking lips in a couple times
    You'll be sitting up here like a bitch
    And we'll laughing at your folded ass
    They'll call you lumpy
    After I done put knots
    All over your fucking forehead
    Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
    How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
    You fucking little bitch
    Come here, I'll shove that
    Fucking corn dog up your ass
    Get the fuck out of here
    Show's fucking over
    Get the fuck out of here
    You fucking heartless bastards"

    j.... ....

    jjonestowne hjh

    j.... ....

    Haha 'fook-oof'

  33. A.... D....

    Call me Don Knots 'cause I'm getting on it every week, uh!

    A.... D....

    Gettin' Knotted means getting Paid.

  34. j.... m....

    this song is fucking awesome!!

  35. G.... I....

    On reflection, this is my favourite ICP track, and Riddlebox is my favourite joker's card followed closely by The Great Milenko. I was literally born with a wang but never had a nut-sack! Not literally.

    G.... I....

    this comment deserves to drown in oil.

    G.... I....

    This is peak violent j

  36. B.... R....

    fav album

  37. S.... H....

    they will call you dick nose, just playing ninja!

  38. R.... M....

    "They'll call ya Lumpy"

  39. D.... N....

    my axe is the best

  40. S.... S....

    3 ring a ding a ding a ding lol
    Riddlebox is a great album

    S.... S....

    u are correct sir!!!

  41. D.... H....

    I like this album.

    D.... H....

    +Im2Dope .4You Right.
    I don't even remember posting that comment. lol

    D.... H....

    +Derpy Hooves FR tho lol, I know what you mean xD

    D.... H....

    @TwisTing ThroTTles's dick's in my mouth. lol (lolsry)

    D.... H....

    Lmao, Damn this comment already a year old. Time flys :") MAGIC MAGIC NINJA WHAAT!

    D.... H....

    What would your mom say?

  42. N.... S....

    anyone know where i can get all the first set of joker cards for free

  43. J.... C....

    Out of all the joker cards, The Riddle box is my number one favorite!
    It has just the right balance of funny insanity combined with Morbid Horror stories.

    The first two cards are about the ghettos and then to morbid-ism.
    Cards four and six are about preaching Christianity values.
    Cards 7 and 8 are for the fans and then dissing the haters.

    Anybody else have something to add? do tell...

    J.... C....

    I gotta say, I don't know where exactly they fit in as they are not part of the joker cards, but the Bizaar/Bizzar CDs are pretty solid too.

    J.... C....

    actually the Joker cards are based around one's self they break them down in series of for example the great malenko is based off the devil and how attempts you and all of your wants and desires basically then you got the Wraith which symbolizes the light the good there's the amazing jeckel Brothers which is the duality of oneself the joker's cards had everything to do with yourself and conquering oneself on a good and bad aspect

    J.... C....

    Here here sir riddle box was easiest to play whole album notf worry it was so good

    J.... C....

    Ahh yes lest we forget the forgotten freshness one of them was banging the other sucked

    J.... C....

    Hood wizards yellow brick road yo, but my favorite is in my room homies dead bodies my axe and more

  44. J.... ....

    im a nerd,word,i drink thunder bird

    J.... ....

    JHATDRUMMER1976i

    J.... ....

    Im a nerd, word, i straight fucked a bird

    J.... ....

    @Brandon Wills Hell yee

    J.... ....

    @Brandon Wills awww yeeeaaaa
    *BOiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡*

  45. A.... S....

    #3 rings of dominium

  46. c.... e....

    love this song

  47. A.... D....

    Like this song

  48. s.... ....

    Been listening to ICP since they became Insane Clown Posse.

    s.... ....

    cool story bro.

    s.... ....

    @Nick stacey LOL

    s.... ....

    Hipster.

  49. B.... R....

    Fuck that bitch suck that

  50. t.... h....

    from the first deck yeah i agree

  51. S.... ....

    love this song

  52. Z.... S....

    I love this shit. Best joker card in my opinion

  53. S.... ....

    ...what

  54. b.... ....

    Its 'Fook ooff' Not Woohoo

  55. A.... H....

    Best song in the whole world...MMFWCL!!!!!