Idol, Billy - Plastic Jesus Lyrics
I don't care if it
Rains or freezes
As long as I've got my
Plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard
Through my trials
And tribulations
And my travels
Through the nation
With my plastic Jesus
I'll go far
Ridin' down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
But he don't mind
Trouble comin'
He don't see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say damn
I can let all my curses roll
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear
'Cos he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic
Saved my soul
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
An if I weave around at night
Policemen think I'm very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
Woa Woa Woa
Save me
I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel that I'm protected amply
I've got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye
And I'll go far
And I said with my plastic Jesus
I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car
When I'm goin' fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic Satan
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
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- Idol, Billy - Silver Bells
- Idol, Billy - Happy Holiday
- Idol, Billy - Merry Christmas Baby
- Idol, Billy - White Christmas
- Idol, Billy - Here Comes Santa Claus
- Idol, Billy - God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
- Idol, Billy - Santa Claus Is Back In Town
- Idol, Billy - Let It Snow
- Idol, Billy - Winter Wonderland
- Idol, Billy - Run Rudolph Run
- Idol, Billy - Summer Running
- Idol, Billy - Cherie
- Idol, Billy - Lady Do Or Die
- Idol, Billy - Mother Dawn
- Idol, Billy - Super Overdrive
- Idol, Billy - World Comin' Down
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Idol, Billy Plastic Jesus Comments
Bam margera??
this is so ME
this is exactly ME LOL
Loved his old stuff,but this album! Holy shit,it's easily his best,fantastic stuff
he is so out of tone
Utter bolox to the above comment
Great song
Cowards behind the walls
Men who say they help they going to do than insult themselves and laugh at being a no good ucking thief. F gaga haha hehe
where's the last bit?
When I'm goin' fornicatin'
I've got my ceramic Satan
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
Dude you will get more BJs with a plastic Jesus.
that sounds like my cousin Joe
good lyrics too good lyrics
Bam Margera?
Lol ya looked familiar
It couldn't just be me
Yup, a long time ago lol
Why does this make me laugh so hard. No hate Billy 😂 just fantastic
Billy trying to sound like bob
I first heard this song in the movie Cool Hand Luke.
I first heard this on a 1969 grateful deal bootleg album
pretty cool love it
in earth
Absolutely awesome fricking video