Ian Dury - Bed O. Roses No. 9 Lyrics






I've done a lot of things I wished I hadn't
There's other things I never hope to do
But sliding off the map in both directions
Is the sorry mess I made of knowing you

I've seen a lot of things I wished I hadn't
There's other things I never hope to see
But no one left alive could paint the picture
Of the mess that knowing you has made of me

I knew it wouldn't be a bed of roses
I've seen the bloody grind that love entails
But one door shuts and then another closes
And now I'm on a bloody bed of nails

Been told a lot of things I wished I hadn't
There's other things I never want to know
But sliding off the scale of least remembrance
Is the way you chose to tell me where to go

I've been a lot of things I wished I hadn't
There's other things I never hope to be
But no one left alive could tell the story
Of what I was once you'd got done with me

I knew it might turn out to be a schtumer
Nothing would surprise me anymore
You robbed me of my natural sense of humour
And then you nailed my bollocks to the door

I knew it might turn out to be a schtumer
Nothing would surprise me anymore
You robbed me of my natural sense of humour
And nailed my poor cojones to the door





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  1. I.... /....

    What can i say ! A genius performer !! 2020 He lives in heaven ! Thanks Ian and the Blockheads !

  2. O.... ....

    Τι παιδι ησουν εσυ ρε αλάνι? Σπουδαιος Ian Dury . Ειχε τον τροπο του

  3. A.... S....

    Nonchalantly funky as hell

  4. S.... T....

    Awesome.Easily one of his best

  5. s.... w....

    lets face it Ian Dury had his vision & lived it! so much respect

  6. s.... w....

    when Ian died..what else can you do? he`s the blockheads..

  7. N.... D....

    Funky dury 😜

  8. O.... O....

    Ian was such a unique genius. Miss him so much!

  9. j.... r....

    Chaz Jankel. Writer extrordinaire

  10. N.... M....

    Bed of Roses by Ian Dury
    I've done a lot of things I wished I hadn't
    There's other things I never hope to do
    But sliding off the map in both directions
    Is the sorry mess i've made of knowing you

    I've seen a lot of things I wished I hadn't
    There's other things I never hope to see
    But no-one left alive could paint a picture
    Of the mess that knowing you has made of me

    I knew it wouldn't be a bed of roses
    I've seen the bloody grind that love entails
    But one door shuts and then another closes
    And now i'm on a bloody bed of nails

    Been told a lot of things I wished I hadn't
    There's other things I never want to know
    But sliding off the scale of least rememberance
    Is the way you chose to tell me where to go

    I've been a lot of things I wished I hadn't
    There's other things I never hope to be
    But no-one left alive could tell the story
    Of what I was once you got done with me


    I knew it might turn out to be a tumour
    Nothing would surprise me anymore
    You robbed me of my natural sense of humour
    And then you nailed my bollocks to the door


    And you nailed my poor cojones to the door

  11. D.... G....

    No other lyricist can come close to Ian's craft

  12. J.... B....

    Excellent.thank you for the upload.I adored this man from the age of 12

  13. M.... L....

    Listen to "Strange Relationship" by Prince. It sounds WAY too much like this song! I know Prince "borrowed" styles but there are a couple places where they match way too well.

  14. t.... ....

    https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-ian-dury-1983-online

  15. t.... ....

    no one like him in the music industry and maybe never was. Ian you gorgeous beautiful soul, I love you xxx

  16. G.... C....

    I am albanian and when I was in high school we used to listen on italian radios. But as we did not have any means of papers or magazines (let alone tapes or LPs) to read his name, we thought that his name was Jan Jury. That was because we couldn't distinguish the correct pronunciation of his name. We loved the crazy Ian Dury. His name (misspelled) was carved on the classroom benches.

    G.... C....

    music has the power to speak to us all gezim. That's a great story. Bet Ian would have loved knowing that!

    G.... C....

    Hahaha - great story.

  17. l.... m....

    Fucking brilliant 😉

  18. J.... D....

    Fabulous quality recording!

  19. T.... H....

    "Then you nailed by bollox to the door." Thank you Ian you da man.

  20. S.... M....

    Think we've all had our bollocks nailed to the door at some stage. Ian Dury, genius. Blockheads, tight as a gnats arse! Listen to them pretty much everyday, timeless music & lyrics.

  21. G.... ....

    Oi Oi BloCkheaDs xx

  22. M.... W....

    Ode to my ole man

  23. P.... A....

    My favourite Blockheads track, fantastic lyrics sung by a genius.

  24. L.... M....

    Shithot

  25. B.... X....

    They did play this live. Mr Love Pants tour 1998. It was fucking excellent live!

    B.... X....

    Did he sit down to sing it? chaz jankel said that qhite late on in Ian's career he discovered that he could sing really well if he sat down while doing it.

  26. M.... W....

    Beautiful man

  27. V.... H....

    Superb, grew up with him and saw him live several times. No one like the Blockhead, with thanks for loading the song up....Jim Clarke XXX

  28. J.... B....

    Nice one! Always loved him to bits..Great upload.Thank you

  29. E.... M....

    Never met Ian, but there are few people I miss as much. Thanks for the upload.

  30. P.... T....

    I've been having a binge of Ian Dury today and I must say of the comments left by so many people have all been positive and in praise of his poetry and utter Genius. This has made me very very happy. Ian and the Blockheads are missed by so many. Those of us around in the mid to late 70's were so so lucky to have been 'there' (as it were !).

    P.... T....

    I saw him in Concert in 1980, Fabulous. I also Binge. What fantastic band as well. Just Superb.

  31. L.... R....

    RIP Ian Dury.......A cult and true punk icon was Ian...he keeps me going just now in these times..Tight ass band The Blockheads and sarcastic lyrical master..Ian... Thanks so much for this :)

  32. R.... T....

    Stop complaining x

  33. S.... O....

    wow what a great tune

  34. S.... O....

    wheres the wow button

  35. S.... K....

    Bloody genius of a man, waking up to this on this beautiful Sunday morning, miss this man.

    S.... K....

    mee too

  36. b.... ....

    Jim .... and I had never heard it ... so Thanks !!

  37. W.... W....

    love this tune

  38. i.... m....

    Ian! Ty nie umarles nigdy! Chociaz do tej płyty musiałem dorosnać ;)

  39. J.... R....

    Genious Dury,may his legacy live forever!

    J.... R....

    João Roncha agreed x

  40. l.... m....

    Sheer class ...absolute !

  41. c.... ....

    What a song! Dury was one of the best lyricists of all time

    c.... ....

    choclatesaltyballz cool as fuck !!😎

    c.... ....

    Must have been. His voice may be the worst.

  42. G.... R....

    fantastic DURY and BLOCKHEADS great artists

  43. N.... N....

    Great tune..Some one asked on the Blockheads forum why they didnt do it live..The answer given was that Ian could never find the first note,so decided not to put it in any live sets.

    N.... N....

    Also he was dying

  44. h.... ....

    what could ian and chaz have done between do it yourself and mr love pants what a waste indeed

  45. J.... R....

    love the jamming sessions x

  46. s.... f....

    Ian Robins Dury (12 May 1942 – 27 March 2000) An Ode to life? Dead 13 years today and still ahead of his time #blockheadsoioi

  47. I.... W....

    One of my most favorite Mr Dury songs, and just listen to how amazing The Blockheads really are, a very much under rated band, just so very tight, brilliant drumming, amazing bass and then Mr. Dury's beautiful tones. 10/10

    I.... W....

    Ian Wilson don't forget that piano 😉

  48. Z.... P....

    Love all the classics but this one is one of my faves. KIller beat and melody. What artists today could write lines like these? "You robbed me of my natural sense of humour....and nailed my bollocks to the door"?

  49. M.... ....

    Ian Dury - an absolute master .........

  50. R.... S....

    Excelent track mate!..



    ........OI OI!!!

  51. C.... ....

    ...your "thoughts" are crowned with success☺

  52. H.... ....

    What a massively underated band.

  53. h.... ....

    you just have to love Norman Watt-Roy....! such a cool bass xx

  54. h.... ....

    you just have to love Norman Watt-Roy....! such a cool bass xx

  55. P.... ....

    good post,i love this number

  56. S.... M....

    Thank you for uploading this. One of the great tracks.