iAmJakeHill - Awkward Tinder Date 2 Lyrics






[Jesse:]
Hi, my names Jesse

[Pinecone:]
My name Pinecone bitch
Nice to meet you, I heard A lot about you God damn you thick

[Jesse:]
Ha ha Yeah, I recently just gained a little bit of weight
I'm surprised you even messaged me and asked me on a date

[Pinecone:]
Like damn, hol up, I never said that this was a date
I'm just tryna fuck you real quick so let's go back to your place

[Jesse:]
Oh God I usually never do this but it's been some time, haha
How about we go back to your place if you don't mind
Well let's see
It started off great, he really was a nice guy
But then I said something that made him mad I always wonder why, he
Never called me back, it usually happens like that
Maybe it's me, as a person, I dunno I never asked

[Pinecone:]
I know why
What?
Nothing, I dunno I just be talking shit
Is you ready to go back home girl you need some dick

[Jesse:]
Wait a minute, we just met, I need a little information
I just wanna get to know you first before the penetration, HAHA

[Pinecone:]
Well, I smoke weed, I run the block and I push bricks
Now dats all you need to know now its time to go take this dick

[Jesse:]
Oh my God, you're persistent

[Pinecone:]
That's how I get all the bitches
Ain't got time to fuck around you either wid it or you isnt

[Jesse:]
I'm just cautious, the last guy I was with just made me nauseous
All he did was talk about himself and he was never honest

[Pinecone:]
Ok look, like, I don't give a fuck about yo ex's
All I wanna do is take you to the house and get you naked

[Jesse:]
Oh my God, you're a dick, but I kinda like it
Ok fine let's go back to the house cause you got me excited





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  1. k.... ....

    Still bumping in 2020 bruh

  2. t.... ....

    hope he do these type of songs with josh a!

  3. J.... G....

    You got me when you said get the fuck outta my car. XD

  4. �.... ....

    its so awkward my browser crushed around 01:00 xd

  5. s.... ....

    Yoooo I seen your music from spotify but it was with Josh A it was called purge

  6. s.... 2....

    Nice one jake

  7. i.... N....

    Like fitz on part 2 jake what the fuck

  8. S.... E....

    Yo I just came across your music and this shit is fire for u to be a white boy keep up the dame good work

  9. M.... 1....

    This reminds me of Mc and Yuri from ddlc for some reason....

  10. x.... _....

    What
    in
    the
    fucking
    world

  11. H.... z....

    lol. sounds ike your typial tinder date

  12. O.... H....

    even this is fire

  13. V.... K....

    300th comment

  14. L.... W....

    Best producer tag. Sumdude made this. That's what I say when I don't know the producer.

  15. J.... 4....

    what a blast from the past!

  16. B.... ....

    Pillow talking vibes

  17. J.... M....

    I got a tinder notification as soon as i started this song 😂

  18. M.... ....

    Lil dicky vibes

  19. B.... M....

    hey jake, i like lil dicky too and it's true you sound a lot like him, but i tell you man, aint nothin discount about what you do : ) thumbs up

  20. H.... L....

    Wtf 😂💀 i laughed at the end and had to replay it 💀

  21. W.... W....

    Freak God mode

  22. S.... S....

    I forgot how fucking fire this track was 😂😂 jaaaaake keep the shit up

  23. T.... G....

    But whose the girl standin over Jake? O_o

  24. S.... E....

    Why this off Spotify???????

  25. L.... 9....

    first time I saw this vidéo you had 12k

  26. T.... T....

    Don't know how I landed here but boy you're goooood! subbed ^^

  27. P.... ....

    where did the water come from tho. oh shet.

  28. S.... ....

    First time I heard this. Sounds like Lil Dicky with a $uicideboy$ type of beat. 🔥

  29. C.... D....

    Bruh you're so fucking good

  30. K.... ....

    bro your fucking music SLAPS SO HARD

  31. k.... ....

    hiro$hima

  32. k.... b....

    pewdiepie vdeo bring me here :D

  33. F.... B....

    that like to dislike ratio

  34. n.... ....

    this is lit

  35. n.... ....

    This copyright?

  36. B.... M....

    This is literally the same concept as pillow talk from lil dicky you poser

    B.... M....

    I believe you're an idiot

    B.... M....

    iAmJakeHill damn roasted.

  37. k.... c....

    Reminds me of the rapper Lil' Dicky

  38. T.... G....

    so funny and wow she sound fucking crazy lol

  39. B.... V....

    What shit do use to record

  40. T.... J....

    came here from pewds. subscribed. you deserve it

  41. f.... 6....

    u should make a link so we can download musics that would be cool

  42. A.... ....

    Honestly just like before I watch cuz I know it's gonna be good

  43. J.... R....

    Found myself a new fav rapper

  44. T.... ....

    Yooo this song made me steal a dollar from my moms wallet and play club penguin with out her permission

    T.... ....

    Toxic Shit man.. That's real edgy

    T.... ....

    +Just Kidding I know right

    T.... ....

    Absolute madlad

  45. M.... L....

    If one more person compare Jake to Lil Dicky, I swear...😂

  46. M.... L....

    ✌️️👍

  47. M.... L....

    Literally picturing this music video with jake wearing a wig and talk to himself and going through this situation. I fucking love this... I love to see this music video!! 😂 I'd share the shit out of that video.

  48. M.... L....

    This made me laugh so hard, thank you for this!! 😂

  49. c.... b....

    lil dicky Shit right here 👌👏

  50. B.... P....

    No no no no no no no no no no no no no no

  51. B.... ....

    You're gonna fucking blow up. You have the same shit going that lil dicky had going for him

  52. R.... R....

    This is amazing 😂

  53. R.... ....

    anybody getting those old Eminem vibes? Love it bro!

  54. G.... D....

    can't wait till this dude starts touring .

  55. B.... B....

    do you have a SoundCloud?

  56. l.... ....

    LMAO , that ending

  57. J.... e....

    Actual quality rap love songs 👌 Jake is the best

  58. V.... L....

    Is this gonna be on Spotify?

    V.... L....

    it is, under Jake Hill

  59. L.... ....

    Jake are you still alive??

    L.... ....

    iAmJakeHill I think it’s safe to say he’s dead and that Jesse took over the channel.

  60. C.... ....

    aye the shoes sick af.

  61. H.... ....

    still a better love story than twilight

  62. F.... B....

    omg almost posted on the day on my bday lol, its legit tho

    F.... B....

    HAPPY EARLY OR LATE BIRTHDAY

    F.... B....

    thanks man 😎😎😎

  63. C.... ....

    U r under rated this music is dope

  64. A.... O....

    New songs coming in soon?

    A.... O....

    recording right now. will be uploaded either today or tomorrow

    A.... O....

    Sweet☺️

  65. D.... ....

    you should do a rap about spongebob with the spongebob trap mix or wahtever it's called

  66. Z.... -....

    your the best rapper ever!!!

  67. S.... 2....

    Can u pls just end Rice xD Nice song btw love it.

  68. S.... W....

    I found you on Spotify. 200% happy

  69. E.... ....

    kinda reminds me of old Eminem

    E.... ....

    ElitePlays so the version of eminem that made the best raps.

  70. m.... p....

    here before 5k

  71. I.... a....

    i love your music! your flow is actually pretty tight, i love rap and i hope you go big, im thinking of doing my own thing too.

    I.... a....

    thabks dude

  72. K.... ....

    4 days without uploading dude

    K.... ....

    Been working a lot . But I'm half way finished writing lyrics for a song that I feel will be my best one yet.

  73. J.... H....

    Hmm. I guess the name really is common, isn't it?

    J.... H....

    probably

    J.... H....

    Jakeception

  74. s.... ....

    Oh man, I'd love to be to a concert of yours.

    s.... ....

    one day

  75. h.... ....

    Wow awesome

  76. e.... ....

    #relatable not a crazy bitch

  77. C.... ....

    Kinda typical, but still lit, dunno how you doin it.
    But keep on goin, it's fucking great

  78. d.... b....

    I wanna see a diss on rice from this dude xD

  79. I.... N....

    Hey Jake, I might have stumbled upon your music by accident, but I don't regret taking a chance with your music. I hope you do a collab with Lil Dickey, and get the publicity you need. Yo, if you are ever in Mississippi stop by Poplarville, and maybe we could meet up somewhere and chill. Sincerely, a new fan and supporter

    I.... N....

    What's the show, I'm going to try to be there.

    I.... N....

    I'll let you know if it happens or nor

    I.... N....

    Alright

    I.... N....

    iAmJakeHill do you know a music making program that's free I'm poor

    I.... N....

    you coulda literally googled "free music program" tho

  80. M.... A....

    I didn't know where else to try and tell you, but on Spotify, you mistakenly uploaded Quick Freestyle Song in place of the Pewdiepie Song

    M.... A....

    Yeah I removed the album, which takes a couple days. Then I reuploaded the album with the correct song, which takes a couple days too. It'll be sorted out either tomorrow or the next

  81. A.... V....

    This song got me dying 😂😂😂😂👌

  82. S.... D....

    bro I bought your songs few days ago now says their no longer available what happened?

    S.... D....

    Can't wait for u able bring them back bro they were my jam at gym

    S.... D....

    good choices

    S.... D....

    check iTunes now and see if they're back in your library

    S.... D....

    Not there m8 you got new name or anything?

    S.... D....

    it should be under iamjakehill on iTunes. I don't think Spotify is up yet

  83. E.... V....

    hell naw 😂... there's water on the ground.

  84. n.... o....

    So it should be back up on the 21st?

    n.... o....

    yeah either 21st or 22nd

  85. n.... o....

    Thank god, that was my favorite, I had the whole album on my playlist and I checked it today and all of it was gone and I thought you decided to take it off

    n.... o....

    well actually it's up under IamJakeHill. the pewdiepie song has the wrong audio though

  86. n.... o....

    Jake, the album,"Semi-serious" on Spotify is gone. Like... Just... GONE!

    n.... o....

    I had to reupload it because I fucked up the audio of one song. it'll be back up in like 2 days sorry man ;(

  87. J.... N....

    Am I seeing a potential next Eminem? I really hope you succeed bro. But you gotta create a unique style so people will remember you.

    J.... N....

    He isnt the second eminem, he’s the first Jake Hill. He’s good, but Eminem is beast. Both are still amazing rappers tho.

  88. S.... C....

    i get a lil dicky vibe from this guy

  89. A.... O....

    Hey your Spotify has the the songs in wrong order like the pewdiepie song and your quick freestyle are the same song just mentioning that idk if you caught it or not and I enjoyed the pewdiepie song bro it'd be nice if you. Hold fix it

    A.... O....

    Yeah ik :l I removed the whole album, which takes a couple days, and reuploaded the correct one, which also takes a couple days lol

    A.... O....

    Sounds great man Thank you keep doing what your doing enjoying your music

  90. n.... r....

    Good shit Jake

  91. U.... B....

    "What have I got myself into?" Best line.

  92. S.... -....

    Dude 😍

  93. A.... H....

    dude you definitely have potential

  94. P.... ....

    damn that was funny and dope! keep it up