iAmJakeHill - Awkward Tinder Date 2 Lyrics
[Jesse:]
Hi, my names Jesse
[Pinecone:]
My name Pinecone bitch
[Jesse:]
Ha ha Yeah, I recently just gained a little bit of weight
I'm surprised you even messaged me and asked me on a date
[Pinecone:]
Like damn, hol up, I never said that this was a date
I'm just tryna fuck you real quick so let's go back to your place
[Jesse:]
How about we go back to your place if you don't mind
Well let's see
It started off great, he really was a nice guy
But then I said something that made him mad I always wonder why, he
Never called me back, it usually happens like that
Maybe it's me, as a person, I dunno I never asked
[Pinecone:]
I know why
What?
Nothing, I dunno I just be talking shit
Is you ready to go back home girl you need some dick
[Jesse:]
Wait a minute, we just met, I need a little information
I just wanna get to know you first before the penetration, HAHA
[Pinecone:]
Well, I smoke weed, I run the block and I push bricks
Now dats all you need to know now its time to go take this dick
[Jesse:]
Oh my God, you're persistent
[Pinecone:]
That's how I get all the bitches
Ain't got time to fuck around you either wid it or you isnt
[Jesse:]
I'm just cautious, the last guy I was with just made me nauseous
All he did was talk about himself and he was never honest
[Pinecone:]
Ok look, like, I don't give a fuck about yo ex's
All I wanna do is take you to the house and get you naked
[Jesse:]
Oh my God, you're a dick, but I kinda like it
Ok fine let's go back to the house cause you got me excited
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- iAmJakeHill - Flexorcist
- iAmJakeHill - Understand
- iAmJakeHill - Better Days
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iAmJakeHill Awkward Tinder Date 2 Comments
Still bumping in 2020 bruh
hope he do these type of songs with josh a!
You got me when you said get the fuck outta my car. XD
its so awkward my browser crushed around 01:00 xd
Yoooo I seen your music from spotify but it was with Josh A it was called purge
Nice one jake
Like fitz on part 2 jake what the fuck
Yo I just came across your music and this shit is fire for u to be a white boy keep up the dame good work
This reminds me of Mc and Yuri from ddlc for some reason....
What
in
the
fucking
world
lol. sounds ike your typial tinder date
even this is fire
300th comment
Best producer tag. Sumdude made this. That's what I say when I don't know the producer.
what a blast from the past!
Pillow talking vibes
I got a tinder notification as soon as i started this song 😂
Lil dicky vibes
hey jake, i like lil dicky too and it's true you sound a lot like him, but i tell you man, aint nothin discount about what you do : ) thumbs up
Wtf 😂💀 i laughed at the end and had to replay it 💀
Freak God mode
I forgot how fucking fire this track was 😂😂 jaaaaake keep the shit up
But whose the girl standin over Jake? O_o
Why this off Spotify???????
first time I saw this vidéo you had 12k
Don't know how I landed here but boy you're goooood! subbed ^^
where did the water come from tho. oh shet.
First time I heard this. Sounds like Lil Dicky with a $uicideboy$ type of beat. 🔥
Bruh you're so fucking good
bro your fucking music SLAPS SO HARD
hiro$hima
pewdiepie vdeo bring me here :D
that like to dislike ratio
this is lit
This copyright?
This is literally the same concept as pillow talk from lil dicky you poser
I believe you're an idiot
iAmJakeHill damn roasted.
Reminds me of the rapper Lil' Dicky
so funny and wow she sound fucking crazy lol
What shit do use to record
came here from pewds. subscribed. you deserve it
u should make a link so we can download musics that would be cool
Honestly just like before I watch cuz I know it's gonna be good
Found myself a new fav rapper
Yooo this song made me steal a dollar from my moms wallet and play club penguin with out her permission
Toxic Shit man.. That's real edgy
+Just Kidding I know right
Absolute madlad
If one more person compare Jake to Lil Dicky, I swear...😂
✌️️👍
Literally picturing this music video with jake wearing a wig and talk to himself and going through this situation. I fucking love this... I love to see this music video!! 😂 I'd share the shit out of that video.
This made me laugh so hard, thank you for this!! 😂
lil dicky Shit right here 👌👏
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no
You're gonna fucking blow up. You have the same shit going that lil dicky had going for him
This is amazing 😂
anybody getting those old Eminem vibes? Love it bro!
can't wait till this dude starts touring .
do you have a SoundCloud?
LMAO , that ending
Actual quality rap love songs 👌 Jake is the best
Is this gonna be on Spotify?
it is, under Jake Hill
Jake are you still alive??
iAmJakeHill I think it’s safe to say he’s dead and that Jesse took over the channel.
aye the shoes sick af.
still a better love story than twilight
omg almost posted on the day on my bday lol, its legit tho
HAPPY EARLY OR LATE BIRTHDAY
thanks man 😎😎😎
U r under rated this music is dope
New songs coming in soon?
recording right now. will be uploaded either today or tomorrow
Sweet☺️
you should do a rap about spongebob with the spongebob trap mix or wahtever it's called
your the best rapper ever!!!
Can u pls just end Rice xD Nice song btw love it.
I found you on Spotify. 200% happy
kinda reminds me of old Eminem
ElitePlays so the version of eminem that made the best raps.
here before 5k
i love your music! your flow is actually pretty tight, i love rap and i hope you go big, im thinking of doing my own thing too.
thabks dude
4 days without uploading dude
Been working a lot . But I'm half way finished writing lyrics for a song that I feel will be my best one yet.
Hmm. I guess the name really is common, isn't it?
probably
Jakeception
Oh man, I'd love to be to a concert of yours.
one day
Wow awesome
#relatable not a crazy bitch
Kinda typical, but still lit, dunno how you doin it.
But keep on goin, it's fucking great
I wanna see a diss on rice from this dude xD
Hey Jake, I might have stumbled upon your music by accident, but I don't regret taking a chance with your music. I hope you do a collab with Lil Dickey, and get the publicity you need. Yo, if you are ever in Mississippi stop by Poplarville, and maybe we could meet up somewhere and chill. Sincerely, a new fan and supporter
What's the show, I'm going to try to be there.
I'll let you know if it happens or nor
Alright
iAmJakeHill do you know a music making program that's free I'm poor
you coulda literally googled "free music program" tho
I didn't know where else to try and tell you, but on Spotify, you mistakenly uploaded Quick Freestyle Song in place of the Pewdiepie Song
Yeah I removed the album, which takes a couple days. Then I reuploaded the album with the correct song, which takes a couple days too. It'll be sorted out either tomorrow or the next
This song got me dying 😂😂😂😂👌
bro I bought your songs few days ago now says their no longer available what happened?
Can't wait for u able bring them back bro they were my jam at gym
good choices
check iTunes now and see if they're back in your library
Not there m8 you got new name or anything?
it should be under iamjakehill on iTunes. I don't think Spotify is up yet
hell naw 😂... there's water on the ground.
So it should be back up on the 21st?
yeah either 21st or 22nd
Thank god, that was my favorite, I had the whole album on my playlist and I checked it today and all of it was gone and I thought you decided to take it off
well actually it's up under IamJakeHill. the pewdiepie song has the wrong audio though
Jake, the album,"Semi-serious" on Spotify is gone. Like... Just... GONE!
I had to reupload it because I fucked up the audio of one song. it'll be back up in like 2 days sorry man ;(
Am I seeing a potential next Eminem? I really hope you succeed bro. But you gotta create a unique style so people will remember you.
He isnt the second eminem, he’s the first Jake Hill. He’s good, but Eminem is beast. Both are still amazing rappers tho.
i get a lil dicky vibe from this guy
Hey your Spotify has the the songs in wrong order like the pewdiepie song and your quick freestyle are the same song just mentioning that idk if you caught it or not and I enjoyed the pewdiepie song bro it'd be nice if you. Hold fix it
Yeah ik :l I removed the whole album, which takes a couple days, and reuploaded the correct one, which also takes a couple days lol
Sounds great man Thank you keep doing what your doing enjoying your music
Good shit Jake
"What have I got myself into?" Best line.
Dude 😍
dude you definitely have potential
damn that was funny and dope! keep it up