Hung, William - Achy Breaky Heart Lyrics

He is actually on key... he must have taken some voice lessons...

hgdhairypubejamiedimonREAD THIS AND I REALLY WANNA KNOW BEFORE CRIMINAL TRIAL WHAT EXACTLY HE IS COMMUNICATING TO THE UGLY LOOKALIKEkoreansANDchinese BECAUSE I'M REALLY CALLING HIM OUT ON HIS LYING; REMEMBER 80%OFgooksGET DOUBLEYELID SURGERY THAT'S THE MENTALITY THERE "ohmonoridTOdoubreeyerid quick fix comprete!" "ohirregargrandjobbribe quick fix comprete!"

Ok, kimchi

THE ONLY SPECIES I NEED TO ACTUALLY EXPLAIN THIS TO ARE THE mongoloids: IN THE USA, IT IS A DOOMED GUARANTEED FU UP TO BE AN UNPAID MULTIBILLIONAIRE AND SIMULTANEOUSLY BE ILLEGALLY STALKED WITH ~1,100 PEOPLE STILL UNARRESTED WITH NO END IN SIGHT- THERE IS A LOT TO UNPACK IN THAT SENTENCE- IT IS NOT REASONABLE NOR REALISTIC NOR NOT-FU ED-UP IN THE HEAD TO HAVE SOMEONE ANYONE BE DOING A workforaliving THING SO READ THIS AND MY LAST POST-
LIKE THERE HAS TO BE ~3 PPL WHO READ THIS, GET IT AND THEN DON'T READ THE illegalgrandjobbribe FOLDER AND GO: "ok fine well this is surely sufficient all's well that ends well of course" SO ONE OF THOSE HAVE TO BE 'THE ONE' TO GO TO short michaelbloombergAND BE LIKE: "dude, enough is enou-" "listen! you didn't hear what I just said to the ugly short round flabby orientals just now? stick to the illegalgrandjobbribeplan!" "NO! you listen! this gets resolved in a week or we do the right thing and turn ourselves in"

IF I HAVE NOT DONE A GOOD JOB YET EXPLAINING WHAT I MEAN BY hairygreekdickjamiedimon BALD-FACE IS LYING TO THE SLANTED-EYED SPECIES ABOUT illegalgrandjobbribe HERE'S PERHAPS THE BEST EXAMPLE YET-
LETS SAY shck IS STILL AT shitibank OR FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE WAS THERE FOR 6 MONTHS- AND LETS SAY michaelcorbat WAS BEGGED BY jamiedimon AND THE SLANTED-EYED SPECIES "look this is the man the country is rooting for and honestly we don't wanna go to jail and WE KNOW he's got a magic wand to make smallkoreanpenisandchinesepenis bigger so please will you just get this over with and give him some job that very very very few actually least-amount of porientals hold because of poor leadership qualities? like an executive job?"
LETS REALLY THINK ABOUT THIS- AND IM THINKING OUT LOUD- THIS IS HOW YOU REALLY REALLY KNOW THE hgdpubejamie HAS BEEN LYING SINCE DAY 1 LETS TRULY SEE HOW THIS PLAY OUT STEALTHGRANDJOBBRIBE:
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE SOMEHTING LIKE HIGH PROFILE PERSON MAKES A VISIT TO shck office AND GOES OUT OF HIS OR HER WAY TO BE LIKE: "ok this kid shck HAS AN AMAZING BACKGROUND I AM SO IMPRESSED WITH HIS WORK ETHIC, I WANT HIM TO GET [HIGH PROFILE JOB] IMMEDIATELY"

INSTANT- NO DISRESPECT BUT INSTANT PPL WHO NEED TO SIGN OFF: "uhh all due respect, no. his performance rating is at best satisfactory [OR IF THIS IS FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD] he still needs to learn the job AND/OR EVEN hes on written warning"
SUPER AWKWARD LIKE NOW THIS PERSON IS COMPROMISED AND MAYBE THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE SOME CIA MEETING WITH HR PPL, THE supervisors EVEN THE PPL WHO WOULD WORK ON HIS FLOOR: "look we know the guy is aloof and not 'present' but we ARE GOING TO make this guy jump 10 steps and be executive of department no questions ok? and we're gunna fictitiously create some stuff in his resume/background ok? managing directoh! gogogogo!"
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS IS SOMETHING THAT hgdjamie WOULD BE ABLE TO DO? THIS IS HOW YOU FOR SURE THE GUY'S BEEN LYING SINCE DAY 1

I play this at every party, it gets the crowd going.

Awesomeness 👽

Billy Ray was probably going "Get me some earplugs, please!"

I want William to sing at my funeral!!! 😀

My god wtf

Not bad on this one, it's hard to mess this song up.