Horrorshow - Eat The Cake Lyrics
She rocked up to the party in more ways than one
But she got a head start when the games begun
Chasing stardom in the slalom
And I hope she get her medal when the race is run
Caked up-her wallet and her make-up
And she finna stay up all night
Chase dawn light and some validation
The fact she dunno that she's more
Than just a whole lot to look at
Is the type of shit a judge ought to throw a book at
She asking me where Bozo and Crook at
What she really wanna know is where the icing shug at
Socialite, gotta make sacrifices
She never satisfied, lost her appetite
But then again baby, maybe you should have a bite
I swear at parties these days
Don't nobody eat that cake, no way
When the birthday boy says you can cut me a slice
But I won't enjoy the taste
I swear at parties at these days (I swear at parties at these days)
Don't nobody eat that cake, no way (Don't nobody eat that cake)
Stomach smaller than my eyes, I can't wipe the grin off my face
But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate
And I swear
He turned up to the party in more ways than one
Tomorrow he gonna burn up when he face the sun
Don't know if he had the red pill or the blue pill
But either way, he ain't the one
While the pushermen and the teachers talk chemistry
Trade recipes, make revelry
Prolly fail in a litmus test
Sea of beer crimes with no witnesses
So he chop lines up, rearrange them
Play a little word association
All the while he performs, makes sure
He's centre of attention, overcompensation
Settle down mate, listen here guy
Let's get it straight like a queer eye
Here's a little secret from me to you
If you wanna have your cake, eat it and not eat it too
I swear at parties these days
Don't nobody eat that cake, no way
When the birthday boy says you can cut me a slice
But I won't enjoy the taste
I swear at parties at these days (I swear at parties at these days)
Don't nobody eat that cake, no way (Don't nobody eat that cake)
Stomach smaller than my eyes, I can't wipe the grin off my face
But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate
And I swear
Don't know if it's the best damn time
But I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Think I lost my mind, but...
I swear at parties these days
Don't nobody eat that cake, no way
When the birthday boy says you can cut me a slice
But I won't enjoy the taste
I swear at parties at these days (I swear at parties at these days)
Don't nobody eat that cake, no way (Don't nobody eat that cake)
Stomach smaller than my eyes, I can't wipe the grin off my face
But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate
And I swear
Don't know if it's the best damn time
But I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Think I lost my mind, but...
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Horrorshow Eat The Cake Comments
Lil jordy brought me here
That intro lol
Aunty Donna!?
Making cakes, Making cakes!
Two of my favourite things come together!
best song I've ever heard
Great song
I knew this would end up in my top 10 when I found myself singing the chorus anytime I heard it in the car.
I'm choosing my Hottest 100 right now... Let me just say I was pitting you guys against Stormzy and rewatching this clip has edged him out. Amazing. Best vid of 2017.
Anyone else smile and feel tht vibe when they took the cupcake transported my soul made ma day ,
First it was bread now its cake. FIND A FIELD AND STICK TO IT. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH ADRIAN
This song is so amazing
Did i see the jackie onassis boys in there
let's become big Tom cake makers you packet boys
Not quite sure what just happend .......
Ehh loving this vibe
No.1 hottest 100 2017 right here boys..
ThePapayaman187 it got my vote
you cheeky bag of boys
I watch aunty donna vids and listen to horrorshow, when i heard they did a music video i was like wauuuuuhhshhhht
To those that say Aussie hip hop is shit... listen to this, and then eat that cake! hehe love this
the beginning made me crack up xD
My god this was hilarious
Awesome song as well 👌🏻
This is fuckign hilarious
Just wow, the best Aussie hip-hop group and the the best Aussie sketch comedy artists team up - results are amazing.
Love it, production reminds me of some early MF DOOM stuff
one of the best things to come out from inner city 2042 yeah baby
Woolies cupcakes from a bloke in coles ads. DRAMA!
I love this ahaha
His rhythm sounds like Atmosphere.
good good. patience be with you.
I've been really digging this track. It's light and fun in tone even though the lyrics suggest it's actually about the widespread use of coke and or molly at parties these days.
Now listen here good idea Dinosaur I think that was a good idea!
wicked sounds!! im buying this one 😃
Sooooooo..... am i the only person that eats all the cake at every party? Maybe I'm always the only proud fat cunt there...
Nice bag of flour.. that's the good shit right there
this makes me really sad.
IT'S FUCKING RAW!!
coles cupcakes are always crappy tho
That's why you get woolies cupcakes!!!!
Same recipe...
Why can't they eat the cake? : (
This song is so refreshing! Catchy hooks, beautiful instrumental, rockin beat, interesting/unique lyrics, and of course the Aunty Donna crew to make for a hilarious, upbeat music accompaniment. You've done well, boys.
Came for the Aunty Donna boiz, stayed for the bangin tune
glad there was a manue cameo
Hahahah! Let's become big time cake makers you pack of... boys
this is great.
hey what the fuck it's aunty donna!
Freddy fucking Crabs
How cum?
good stuff
Love the song, love the team. Great work guys
Didn't know Solo was a funny guy
this cake is drum
Good shit! xD
just found out about horrorshow and im so glad you guys are uploading this is great music
You'll have a lot of catching up to do. Have fun :)
I love you guys but legit not feeling this new 'style' or 'direction' or whatever you call it... I miss the old days, and I still, and always will replay your previous albums over and over
69 years ago definitely
Just keep in mind solo+adit were still both in school when they put Grey Space out - as in they were still kids.
That's a lot of years and doing something different like on Bardo might have been the difference between continuing on or burning out. It's quality music even if it's not as much my thing as previous releases. Put on ceiling fan - and have some faith, I'm sure they'll put out some excellent hip hop in the future,
I know I know I totally understand honestly :) got a lot of respect for them and hope they keep producing some quality tunes :) its all good!
:D Nice! Time for you guys to come to Europe!
Of course the little Coles cupcakes get eaten up the quickest. That's some good shit right there
After 1 second I already know I'm going to enjoy this...
Well haven't you done well boys
that was lit
Amazing track!
Dope track
Freddie crabs eat dat cake
Love it boys! With the sneaky Jackie O cameo as well
holy shit Amazing!
raph is really into those little plain cakes, Kai too!
so amazing! :D
Haven't you boys done well! Was lucky enough to meet Solo at the Aunty Donna show in Newtown
Haven't you boys done well
I think they have done..... quite well.
Well enough to have earned a little #HOTSOUP
Much Love!
From the kid in the back.
haha. I'm so glad you teamed up with the Aunty Donna Boys. I actually met one of them in a horrorshow crowd.
did you mean that cause broden's in the coles mastercard ad?
awesome 🤘
😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼