Hopsin - Happy Ending Lyrics
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com
I was scrollin' through hoes, lookin' for a bitch to fuck
I'm like, "That babe, uh huh."
I was just about to call her
Then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!"
And I just could not turn down an Asian massage
So, I called 'em up and I said
"Hello, when is your next slot available?"
She said, "You can come right now."
Fuck yeah! "Hurry up, because I'll wait for you!"
I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room
'Cause this shit all set up is debatable
If I get confronted by the police
I just want a massage, I am not here to break the rules
Then an Asian lady had a pen and told me
"Come over here to the counter!"
Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session
For 30 minutes or an hour
I said, "Hmm uh, I'll take 30
Nah, matter of fact I'll do an hour, fuck it."
'Cause I know whatever's 'bout to go on
Behind those doors I'm 'bout to love it
She say, "You shove me 50 dollar but for you I do 45."
I say thank you and gave her the money
Then she say, "Okay, let's go inside!"
I'm like, "Fuck yeah!" - it's about to go down right now
So good what I found right now
I'm about to let it all out right now, yeah
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Look, so I walked back to the massage room
She said, "Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on!"
I'm like, "Okay, no prob'."
Oh God, this about to be so fun
And no one even knows; she left, I got undressed
And all the sudden a new Asian girl walked through the door
She said, "Hello, how are you?
I am Muli, that's what you can call me
And I give you lovely Asian massage."
I've been waitin' for this all day
I position myself on the table
And put my face down in the circular cushion
And she started massagin' my back
I knew somethin' was up with the way she was lookin'
Then she slid her tiny little finger tips
Down my spine right over my buttcrack
She was massagin' my booty
Then go to my thighs and start touchin' my nutsack
Fuck yeah!
Then I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it
Somethin' was 'bout to go down
You can see it a mile away, you don't have to be psychic
She said, "You want someting?"
I said, "Yes I do."
She said, "You big strong man, I really like you!"
I said, "I like you too."
Then she said, "You want the hand, sucky, fucky?
Tell me right now 'cause I need to know!"
I said "I'll have all three of those"
Then I thought ooh she a little freaky ho
She said, "I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar"
I said, "Okay, here you go!"
Lowkey I was feelin' kinda awkward
She jacked me off and gave me my top first
I stayed quiet as I watched her
My dick had a strong posture
She said, "You very big like a monster!"
She got naked then I humped her
I'm lovin' this little tiny Asian booty, I swear that this girl is the best
I'm buildin' a sweat, I'm killin' it yes
I pulled out and spilled on her breast
Everything was just right
I hit the hour on the deadline
I guess I'm gonna leave now
She said, "That's fine, thank you, come again next time!"
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hey, no shame in my game, buddy
If you lookin' for me, you know where to find me
At an Asian massage parlor
Because when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary
Hahaha
Oh yeah - strap up, kids! It's important
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Hopsin - Ill Mind Of Hopsin 7
- Hopsin - Tell'em Who You Got It From
- Hopsin - The Purge
- Hopsin - Happy Ending
- Hopsin - No Words 2 (Skit)
- Hopsin - Panorama City
- Hopsin - Ill Mind Of Hopsin 9
- Hopsin - Marcus' Gospel
- Hopsin - Witch Doctor
- Hopsin - All Your Fault
- Hopsin - Be My Friend
- Hopsin - Bout The Business
- Hopsin - BUS That
- Hopsin - I Must Be On Somethin
- Hopsin - Black Sheep
- Hopsin - FV Til I Die
- Hopsin - My Love
- Hopsin - No Fucks Given
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Hopsin Happy Ending Comments
Unironically love this chorus
"This nigga spittin!" - Robert Kraft ..............(LMFAO!!!!)
Hop’s most savage hours. He really didn’t give a fuck at this point.
Imagine making a song about fucking a trailer park slut for $7.63 and a couple Marlboro reds?
Do people not realize this song was made as a joke?
when people act like this is "real rap"
No Shame was actually a fantastic album, just the single choice was shit
Hopsin really dropped the ball with "Happy Ending". This was not a good song! 👎
He should of wore a *_D I C C S O C K_*
Does anyone else feel like they're getting progressively dumber watching this shit?
This definitely not worse song of the decade. Yall must of forgot about the whole mumble rap genre
I never realised how much people hated this song. Get a since of humor fuck this is funny
Y’know I wasn’t expecting it to be THIS bad, but god damn was I proven wrong
Help me this song is so unbearably terrible but I can’t stop listening to it
Im honestly not sure how this made it past the youtube sensors lmao
coronavirus
Wow 1/10
I dont want to like the song but its so catchy and i listen to it too much for something i dont like
Why is this even on Fantano's top singles of the 2010s decade? And why is it #1?
how did he actually get asians for this
THIS SONG IS NOT RACIST! Change my mind.
Not gonna lie, this song is like the most offensive shit I’ve ever heard in my life. And I LOVE IT! So fucking hilarious!!
Whoa this song and mv fucking sucks, like complete shit, wen he started singing I got the opposite of an erection
This song is honestly hella funny😂👌
Lol screw all of you hatin on hop. This song is dope af. Thank you come again next time 👌
3:44 nipple
I never thought today I would wake up and see Hopsin bare ass 🤦🏻♂️ This video is hella cringe
Bro how tf can you hate this shit is funny af hahaha
what the fuck i was not at all prepared for that sex scene
Hopsin still my favorite rapper.
Ok but this song has always slapped
i'm scared.
How does this fucking dude still have a career after this?
Because hes that good if your new go check out the song he did with dax called should have know
This is so hilariously bad omg
fuck melon you were right
Fantano thinks this shit is bad. It’s funny. When it came out it was rlly funny. Not meant to be a “good song” hopsin is one of the only “good rappers” out rn. U stupid mf’s listening to roddy rich, drake, cardi b, playboy carti, Travis Scott, gunna, and future. They have made some of the worst shit ever this decade (drake made some good songs tho) but calm the fuck down. This isn’t a good song, it’s a funny one. Don’t comment saying “it’s not funny” bc u have a different sense of humor and you got a shitty personally.
This is in the same line as Eminem's FACK
Do you hear something so bad that it’s starts sounding good?
Yeah, it’s not this one
Nipslip at 3:44
Dude no I've been banging out to this song for three years, how is this worst song of the decade? I doubt this song was made seriously. it's like everything by yung gravy, just a fuck around song
Wtf is this I’m in tears 😂😭🤣🤣😭😂😭🤣 this is to funny
Why does this video looks like it from 2007?
I mean I don’t know how anybody could this song is good besides edgy middle schoolers who think Rick and morty is deep.
sounds like Patrice Wilson made this
Chad Gates 😂😂😂
Funniest lyricist alive 🤣
This song is funny as fuck fuck what anyone says.
This has ruined prostitution
Absolutely incredible 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The internet is the most bandwagon, groupthink a** place on earth. This song isn’t even that bad. I’ve heard 100 songs worse than this just released since 2015.
the hell happened to this man
One of the worst rap songs I've ever head.
calm down mate, it's a joke
One of Hopsins better less cringey songs.
Inspired me to go to an asian massage parlor
This is awful
I can name 5 songs worse
Erase your socials
Xo tour of your life
Gucci gang
Rap devil
Throw
I can name worse rappers to lil pump 21 savage Kevin gates
@Sgt Pickles oh i'm sure there is... it doesn't change the fact that this song is awful.
Can you post the lyrics plz
how did this not get age restricted she is literally naked tf
It did at one point you could only see it on pornhub
He wonder why he's at where he's at LMFAOOOOOO
Damn this dude cringe asf
3:44 press play for .5 seconds probably why youtube deleted this she really got dem titties hangin out
man what the fuck is this
Just fucking awful
Imagine flexing about this to the point where you go to the studio with PRE WRITTEN bars, and step into the booth, record this, hear the final cut and be like 'yeah, this is worthy of not only releasing, but a music video'
I am going to go listen to Friday to cleanse my palette.
What is a Fantano? Im here because Hop is funny.
Like Fantano said this shit is way toooooo descriptive
what u dont like hearing about people touching hopsins nutsack?
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I actually like the hook. The beat's catchy too lmaooo.
This is a terrible song but a part of me likes it.
It’s so bad that it’s funny
Hopsin with that weak R.Kelly flow
I wish I didn’t know this existed.
You guys gotta learn the difference between racism and stereotypes. Because this is funny you guys need to educate yourself on the "difference".
Came here from Fantano, this is literally a fucking joke video. There’s no way he created this for real. It’s satire
Don't tell mum I masturbated to this... :')
This is some underground heat. Straight banger.
Wow Fantano wasn't exaggerating... The existence of this tells me that Hopsin surrounds himself with terrible
Yes-Men
fucking snowflake xD
This erases all of the Ill Minds
This is Hopsins best song
I'm asian so I honestly should hate this so much.. and I do as a song. But there's something so absurd about this song and video that it makes it more interesting that the other singles on fantanos list.
🤣🤣🤣 #MyGuyHop idc i like it been bumpin it almost all day!!!!! "Thank you come again next time"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really like Hopsin but WHAT IS THIS
Oh my fucking god, how is this real?
Yea because Fantano is very qualified to say what's the worst song of the decade. lol
@R4VEN What is then?
@Martyrules There's lots of horrible songs man come on, dont be a follow along fanboy.
@Martyrules Give me legit reasons why you consider this THE WORST song of the decade and then we can talk.
@R4VEN 1. I'm not a fanboy for asking "YOU" what is the worst song of the decade. You can't say there is all these worse songs and list nothing....
2. I never said it was the worst song, you assumed that and everyone knows how that saying goes.
@Martyrules Okay Marty.
How did theese asian people even agree to be in this pile of shit wtf
"Double Yikes ? Double Yikes."
this sounds very similar to trapped in the drive thru by weird al and idk what to do with this info
I was not prepared for how bad this music video would be. Seeing him sing the hook with that stupid fucking smile made my hair start falling out.
Hopsin struggles to get the recognition he deserves as it is yet he makes this video..
This is really something
what was he even thinking like wtf
bruh fantano was right. this shit is so horrible.
Hopsin can give me scuky sucky
Even though Fantano gave this the title of the worst song of the decade, I don't care. It's fucking hilarious and Hopsin's best troll of time.
Feet of Clay type beat
Ah yes, a real rapper.
now this is comedy
I agree with melon
U WANT DA CHICK-FRIED RICE OR DA SUCKY SUCKY????
“Double Yikes...” - Melon
Hopsin Or Earl??
this isn't even a contest wtf earl all day everyday
Don't ever ask a question like that again.
Dude stfu
Roman Garza you okay wtf is wrong with you earl