Hopsin - Happy Ending Lyrics




Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky

Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com
I was scrollin' through hoes, lookin' for a bitch to fuck
I'm like, "That babe, uh huh."
I was just about to call her
Then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!"
You see, I had a really long day
And I just could not turn down an Asian massage
So, I called 'em up and I said
"Hello, when is your next slot available?"
She said, "You can come right now."
Fuck yeah! "Hurry up, because I'll wait for you!"
I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room
'Cause this shit all set up is debatable
If I get confronted by the police
I just want a massage, I am not here to break the rules
Then an Asian lady had a pen and told me
"Come over here to the counter!"
Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session
For 30 minutes or an hour
I said, "Hmm uh, I'll take 30
Nah, matter of fact I'll do an hour, fuck it."
'Cause I know whatever's 'bout to go on
Behind those doors I'm 'bout to love it
She say, "You shove me 50 dollar but for you I do 45."
I say thank you and gave her the money
Then she say, "Okay, let's go inside!"
I'm like, "Fuck yeah!" - it's about to go down right now
So good what I found right now
I'm about to let it all out right now, yeah

Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky

Look, so I walked back to the massage room
She said, "Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on!"
I'm like, "Okay, no prob'."
Oh God, this about to be so fun
And no one even knows; she left, I got undressed
And all the sudden a new Asian girl walked through the door
She said, "Hello, how are you?
I am Muli, that's what you can call me
And I give you lovely Asian massage."
I've been waitin' for this all day
I position myself on the table
And put my face down in the circular cushion
And she started massagin' my back
I knew somethin' was up with the way she was lookin'
Then she slid her tiny little finger tips
Down my spine right over my buttcrack
She was massagin' my booty
Then go to my thighs and start touchin' my nutsack
Fuck yeah!
Then I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it
Somethin' was 'bout to go down
You can see it a mile away, you don't have to be psychic
She said, "You want someting?"
I said, "Yes I do."
She said, "You big strong man, I really like you!"
I said, "I like you too."
Then she said, "You want the hand, sucky, fucky?
Tell me right now 'cause I need to know!"
I said "I'll have all three of those"
Then I thought ooh she a little freaky ho
She said, "I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar"
I said, "Okay, here you go!"
Lowkey I was feelin' kinda awkward
She jacked me off and gave me my top first
I stayed quiet as I watched her
My dick had a strong posture
She said, "You very big like a monster!"
She got naked then I humped her
I'm lovin' this little tiny Asian booty, I swear that this girl is the best
I'm buildin' a sweat, I'm killin' it yes
I pulled out and spilled on her breast
Everything was just right
I hit the hour on the deadline
I guess I'm gonna leave now
She said, "That's fine, thank you, come again next time!"

Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky

Hey, no shame in my game, buddy
If you lookin' for me, you know where to find me
At an Asian massage parlor
Because when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary
Hahaha
Oh yeah - strap up, kids! It's important





Other Lyrics by Artist

Rand Lyrics

Hopsin Happy Ending Comments
  1. Young Stove

    Unironically love this chorus

  2. Antoine L.

    "This nigga spittin!" - Robert Kraft ..............(LMFAO!!!!)

  3. Maãlík

    Hop’s most savage hours. He really didn’t give a fuck at this point.

  4. ll Light Yagami

    Imagine making a song about fucking a trailer park slut for $7.63 and a couple Marlboro reds?

  5. Colton Mol

    Do people not realize this song was made as a joke?

  6. Killer Mike

    when people act like this is "real rap"

  7. Zoko Dog

    No Shame was actually a fantastic album, just the single choice was shit

  8. The M.A.

    Hopsin really dropped the ball with "Happy Ending". This was not a good song! 👎

  9. supersonic118 boi

    He should of wore a *_D I C C S O C K_*

  10. Olegnas

    Does anyone else feel like they're getting progressively dumber watching this shit?

  11. Travis Ghiloni jr

    This definitely not worse song of the decade. Yall must of forgot about the whole mumble rap genre

  12. Travis Ghiloni jr

    I never realised how much people hated this song. Get a since of humor fuck this is funny

  13. LoliTheTrap

    Y’know I wasn’t expecting it to be THIS bad, but god damn was I proven wrong

  14. Hachi

    Help me this song is so unbearably terrible but I can’t stop listening to it

  15. izzy B

    Im honestly not sure how this made it past the youtube sensors lmao

  16. Dat Boi

    coronavirus

  17. catfishy08

    Wow 1/10

  18. ice705

    I dont want to like the song but its so catchy and i listen to it too much for something i dont like

  19. ok ok

    Why is this even on Fantano's top singles of the 2010s decade? And why is it #1?

  20. zuuded

    how did he actually get asians for this

  21. Toms Markovs

    THIS SONG IS NOT RACIST! Change my mind.

  22. havoren

    Not gonna lie, this song is like the most offensive shit I’ve ever heard in my life. And I LOVE IT! So fucking hilarious!!

  23. ヤーングprxnce

    Whoa this song and mv fucking sucks, like complete shit, wen he started singing I got the opposite of an erection

  24. _ Hyperbeast368 _

    This song is honestly hella funny😂👌

  25. Kevin Buono

    Lol screw all of you hatin on hop. This song is dope af. Thank you come again next time 👌

  26. Giovanni Leo

    3:44 nipple

  27. Damon the Beast

    I never thought today I would wake up and see Hopsin bare ass 🤦🏻‍♂️ This video is hella cringe

  28. Fermiparadox

    Bro how tf can you hate this shit is funny af hahaha

  29. onionoino

    what the fuck i was not at all prepared for that sex scene

  30. Armpit Gland

    Hopsin still my favorite rapper.

  31. Quade Haefner

    Ok but this song has always slapped

  32. Lauryn Olivia

    i'm scared.

  33. El Mákszuel

    How does this fucking dude still have a career after this?

    Sgt Pickles

    Because hes that good if your new go check out the song he did with dax called should have know

  34. Mimi

    This is so hilariously bad omg

  35. I See U

    fuck melon you were right

  36. PAPA SPICY

    Fantano thinks this shit is bad. It’s funny. When it came out it was rlly funny. Not meant to be a “good song” hopsin is one of the only “good rappers” out rn. U stupid mf’s listening to roddy rich, drake, cardi b, playboy carti, Travis Scott, gunna, and future. They have made some of the worst shit ever this decade (drake made some good songs tho) but calm the fuck down. This isn’t a good song, it’s a funny one. Don’t comment saying “it’s not funny” bc u have a different sense of humor and you got a shitty personally.

  37. Rodolfo Moreira

    This is in the same line as Eminem's FACK

  38. TLB

    Do you hear something so bad that it’s starts sounding good?






    Yeah, it’s not this one

  39. Liam

    Nipslip at 3:44

  40. Kyle Toce

    Dude no I've been banging out to this song for three years, how is this worst song of the decade? I doubt this song was made seriously. it's like everything by yung gravy, just a fuck around song

  41. Michael Papa

    Wtf is this I’m in tears 😂😭🤣🤣😭😂😭🤣 this is to funny

  42. SplinterAce

    Why does this video looks like it from 2007?

  43. hindu_frappe

    I mean I don’t know how anybody could this song is good besides edgy middle schoolers who think Rick and morty is deep.

  44. Chad Gates

    sounds like Patrice Wilson made this

    Mike Jim

    Chad Gates 😂😂😂

  45. Grizly

    Funniest lyricist alive 🤣

  46. Anzner

    This song is funny as fuck fuck what anyone says.

  47. Lerge Workman

    This has ruined prostitution

  48. Uaint Shytho

    Absolutely incredible 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  49. Shaquille Wheeler

    The internet is the most bandwagon, groupthink a** place on earth. This song isn’t even that bad. I’ve heard 100 songs worse than this just released since 2015.

  50. Josh tanney

    the hell happened to this man

  51. tylerlikesmovies

    One of the worst rap songs I've ever head.

    Joshua Down

    calm down mate, it's a joke

  52. Victor A. Castro ll

    One of Hopsins better less cringey songs.

  53. Victor A. Castro ll

    Inspired me to go to an asian massage parlor

  54. Wolf Moon

    This is awful

    Sgt Pickles

    I can name 5 songs worse
    Erase your socials
    Xo tour of your life
    Gucci gang
    Rap devil
    Throw
    I can name worse rappers to lil pump 21 savage Kevin gates

    Wolf Moon

    @Sgt Pickles oh i'm sure there is... it doesn't change the fact that this song is awful.

  55. Shaggy

    Can you post the lyrics plz

  56. Prod. Hxrford

    how did this not get age restricted she is literally naked tf

    Sgt Pickles

    It did at one point you could only see it on pornhub

  57. D Ram

    He wonder why he's at where he's at LMFAOOOOOO

  58. wayne dwop

    Damn this dude cringe asf

  59. Ben Rosenfeld

    3:44 press play for .5 seconds probably why youtube deleted this she really got dem titties hangin out

  60. David Robertson

    man what the fuck is this

  61. Scribe Rothchild

    Just fucking awful

  62. Gabriel Ryan

    Imagine flexing about this to the point where you go to the studio with PRE WRITTEN bars, and step into the booth, record this, hear the final cut and be like 'yeah, this is worthy of not only releasing, but a music video'

  63. Literary Theory

    I am going to go listen to Friday to cleanse my palette.

  64. Reality Swapper

    What is a Fantano? Im here because Hop is funny.

  65. Kofi Exum

    Like Fantano said this shit is way toooooo descriptive

    Freerf245

    what u dont like hearing about people touching hopsins nutsack?

  66. im inactive leave now

    im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im readyim ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready im ready

  67. Krait Haywire

    I actually like the hook. The beat's catchy too lmaooo.


    This is a terrible song but a part of me likes it.

  68. Leif Mendez

    It’s so bad that it’s funny

  69. The Saiyan Who Choose Baseball Tyler O’Neill

    Hopsin with that weak R.Kelly flow

  70. Michael Blake

    I wish I didn’t know this existed.

  71. KINX777ALUXARD X BK

    You guys gotta learn the difference between racism and stereotypes. Because this is funny you guys need to educate yourself on the "difference".

  72. heythatsgangrelated

    Came here from Fantano, this is literally a fucking joke video. There’s no way he created this for real. It’s satire

  73. Wiggciee MK

    Don't tell mum I masturbated to this... :')

  74. Functional Retard

    This is some underground heat. Straight banger.

  75. ElTigreLobo

    Wow Fantano wasn't exaggerating... The existence of this tells me that Hopsin surrounds himself with terrible
    Yes-Men

    Joshua Down

    fucking snowflake xD

  76. KhakiGaming

    This erases all of the Ill Minds

  77. Big black billy goat

    This is Hopsins best song

  78. David F

    I'm asian so I honestly should hate this so much.. and I do as a song. But there's something so absurd about this song and video that it makes it more interesting that the other singles on fantanos list.

  79. Andrew Haskins

    🤣🤣🤣 #MyGuyHop idc i like it been bumpin it almost all day!!!!! "Thank you come again next time"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  80. Ryan H

    I really like Hopsin but WHAT IS THIS

  81. Arakon1

    Oh my fucking god, how is this real?

  82. R4VEN

    Yea because Fantano is very qualified to say what's the worst song of the decade. lol

    Martyrules

    @R4VEN What is then?

    R4VEN

    @Martyrules There's lots of horrible songs man come on, dont be a follow along fanboy.

    R4VEN

    @Martyrules Give me legit reasons why you consider this THE WORST song of the decade and then we can talk.

    Martyrules

    @R4VEN 1. I'm not a fanboy for asking "YOU" what is the worst song of the decade. You can't say there is all these worse songs and list nothing....
    2. I never said it was the worst song, you assumed that and everyone knows how that saying goes.

    R4VEN

    @Martyrules Okay Marty.

  83. SanChi

    How did theese asian people even agree to be in this pile of shit wtf

  84. Jason Gaming

    "Double Yikes ? Double Yikes."

  85. bdhsjs shsjsj

    this sounds very similar to trapped in the drive thru by weird al and idk what to do with this info

  86. Dill Støkes

    I was not prepared for how bad this music video would be. Seeing him sing the hook with that stupid fucking smile made my hair start falling out.

  87. Jack M

    Hopsin struggles to get the recognition he deserves as it is yet he makes this video..

  88. Miles Mason

    This is really something

  89. Confiance

    what was he even thinking like wtf

  90. Confiance

    bruh fantano was right. this shit is so horrible.

  91. hikari

    Hopsin can give me scuky sucky

  92. ThePokeTesla

    Even though Fantano gave this the title of the worst song of the decade, I don't care. It's fucking hilarious and Hopsin's best troll of time.

  93. Warholamo

    Feet of Clay type beat

  94. Warholamo

    Ah yes, a real rapper.

  95. Grant Rants

    now this is comedy

  96. Jarke

    I agree with melon

  97. Garcian Smith

    U WANT DA CHICK-FRIED RICE OR DA SUCKY SUCKY????

  98. Tres' Washington

    “Double Yikes...” - Melon

  99. DiamondMillz

    Hopsin Or Earl??

    cade parker

    this isn't even a contest wtf earl all day everyday

    Mellow.75

    Don't ever ask a question like that again.

    Maverick

    Dude stfu

    Ahmed Elkhalifa

    Roman Garza you okay wtf is wrong with you earl