Hollywood Undead - Guzzle, Guzzle Lyrics




[Funny Man:]
Big black Caddy with some bitches and rough necks
Still ain't rich, rolling blunts with my paychecks
Hit the stop, switch it, bust it out on the Bowflex
Staring at me funny 'cause I'm making her real wet
Slow with the champagne, let me see you guzzle up
Gone like the food, girl, let me see you spark it up
Trying to get some and she's sucking on my zig-zag
Now I need to step back, laughing at my wisecracks
Hit my funny bone, yeah
Man, I'm feeling off-top
Hoes in the hot tub
Trying to make my pulse stop
Still yelling "fuck cops"
Looking for ménage à twang
So I can bring my ding-a-ling
Never let my chain hang
Never let my chain, hey
Apple bottoms, crop tops
White bitches, blood shot
Love it when they smoke pot
Made it to the next spot
Hold them up on my block
Rolling on that moon rock
Make the party non-stop
Got some bottles, shot, shot

Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah I want to smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I want to smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit

Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit

[J-Dog:]
Dang, you look thirsty
Smoking up my trees
Old shoes, dirty pigeon-toed
While you twerk me
But I love it
Had a couple, now I'm buzzing
We ain't fucking
But it's up for discussion
Um, you wanna fuck with the Mary Jane?
Look, we're dating, pick my brain
Pantyhose and make it rain
Jumbos, we just do our thing
Strippers need a place to stay
They can call up Doctor Strange
Call up Doctor Strange
Call up Doctor Strange, Strange
Get back to the basics
Two drunk chicks on my dick, so let's face it
I like to party and I do it every day
Put your cups up if you feel the same way

[Funny Man:]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah I want to smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I want to smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit

Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit

[Danny:]
Cadillacs, straight tipping my fire
Smoke signals coming from the indo
Scraping up white wall tires
Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window

[Danny and Funny Man:]
Cadillacs, straight tipping my fire
Smoke signals coming from the indo
Scraping up white wall tires
Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window

[Whistle Break]

[Funny Man:]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah I want to smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I want to smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit

Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit (oh)
Take a hit





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  1. Liam Driscoll

    This needs an animation.

  2. Dylan

    Brooooo this song makes me feel some kind of way

  3. Cody Coyote

    J-Dog? Thats you? Holy shit I thought he was Funny

  4. CATELlegend1

    we need this in need for speed underground 3

  5. Belfry

    They say that scream at the very end is Johnny falling out the window.

  6. 東A m i s a n e

    WE STAN JOREL WE LOVE JOREL HIS VOICE IN THIS SONG LIKE OML

  7. I Lagssy I

    When you find your theme song🙏

  8. Vojtěch Laštovička

    0:19 - 1:08 noticed that slow changing from ''Comin' in hot style'' to ''Dove and Grenade style?''

  9. Adam Devlin

    I think instead of Danny it should be Johnny at the end and as well as make the end bit longer and completely the lyrics for Johnny but that's just my opinion on how it should be. I also loved J-dogs part and my favourite line is "we ain't fucking but it's up for discussion" I just love the way it's delivered

  10. Leszy

    When you are drunk and hear the whistling part you can actually get fucking thrills

  11. Dandy Shitlord

    Great for steam summer sale 2019

  12. Echo

    That was a good night. Twas the night of my now boyfriend's birthday, the only reason he had come over was because I kept burning hand sanitizer (blue flames are pretty and you can draw with it, he didn't want me to hurt myself). He brought a blunt and some captain morgans. We smoked on my front porch, of all places, and the adrenaline of being with him probably outweighed the possibility of getting caught.
    I had sent him this song before he came over, I had a record of teasing him constantly. We finished out the night by playing video games. Five days later we started dating

  13. teNRyu uyRNet

    I think it's funny through out all besides danny on the bridge portion.

  14. Shawn Crane

    I almost feel like I'm breathing smoke listening.

  15. Rebecca Jennings

    1:47 I thought it was "liquidate and bake my brain"

  16. Mariana Vamesu

    💙💙😎😎😔😔😔🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶

  17. Shoji Nakayama

    J-Dog sounds like modern rappers. Big luv.

  18. Jake Myers

    What's a Guzzle?

  19. SamuelYSM

    A bit reminds me of Marilyn Manson's "This is the New Shit"

  20. j0van /?

    Funny Man
    Is really funny :")

  21. Usual SuspectsTeam

    Great Song Funny Man, JD :D got damn vibes :D

  22. jackaljr02

    *undead till the day I die so when I die you know im living*

  23. Alyssa Hayden

    HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT THE 2ND VERSE IS BY J-DOG??? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FUNNY MAN AGAIN! I'm fucking DYING

  24. monster1428

    love this fucking song

  25. SђάDØw the nightmare

    0:08 Damn Mickey never knew you were in HU.

  26. Talieshia Campbell

    I find this really calming and play it when i'm having trouble sleeping

  27. Spiky 1987

    danny sounds godly in this song and i almost didn't reconize J-dog

  28. Alexis Lynn

    2019 Anyone;)

  29. Cheyenne Curtis

    I don't mind the song, but if I'm being completely honest I only come here for FunnyMan's voice 😅

  30. oddeyed

    is there a clean ver. ? 😅

    Cheyenne Curtis

    Why would you need a clean ver.? Isn't this just just so perfect that it doesn't need a clean ver.

  31. Logan Marshall

    Didn't expect Danny in this song but still amazing

  32. addie rosé

    This is what happens when u leave funny man in charge 😂

  33. addie rosé

    There is literally SO many background moans JEEZUS

  34. sxvxnteen or whateva

    i don’t even like this song much but i genuinely don’t know what we did to deserve jdog’s verse in it

  35. _Moose_ 2123

    The line "Slow with the champagne, let me see you guzzle up" got me picturing funny man standing 30 feet away in a nice suit, fancy house, and a bottle of champagne he is pouring.

  36. taya saunders

    This song is very effective for blocking out the sound of Christmas music in November. 10/10, would try again.

  37. Artyom

    J-DOG OMG IS SO AWESONE ON THIS SONG FUCK I LOVE HIM

  38. Stale_Milk14

    Anyone else love the whistling?

  39. Teo Russ

    At 0:36 is "dont act like a fool girl"

  40. Pavla Bilavčíková

    J-Dog? Really?????

  41. sushisobs

    I love how Funny and Jay can be nerds sometimes

  42. Fandom Trash

    (neighbors play loud trashy rap) me: *THIS IS REAL MUSIC* (plays plays very loud screaming lyrics)

  43. 8 Bit

    100% badass

  44. Da Gun God Venuz

    2:48 Cadilliac was put twice,he only said it once LMAO

  45. Guilherme Oliveira

    Eo gagashi??????

  46. Mangleda

    oh god, J-dog

  47. Gaming with PURG3 anarchy

    Seen a message about how somebody hates this on a vid. It is an interesting song.. Lol not that i hate it.. But its strange

  48. Little Phlox

    I have been dancing to this for an hour

  49. Valessa A

    Everybody saying how good Funny's part is but J-Dog's part is wayyyy better imo. petition for J-Dog to sing parts in the sexier songs 2k18

  50. Oop Anon

    Am I the only one here who finds J super sexy in this song??? 😍😍

  51. Callie Holt

    The video is amazing, it’s just the song. Don’t get me wrong, I love HU, it’s just that this is the first song that has revolted me. I get that a lot of their songs are dirty humor, and I love a lot of those songs, it’s just that some reason this song is disgusting to me. Idk why,,,,, but I do love a lot of their “dirty” songs bc they’re funny af, but I feel like this song just crossed a line for me. No offense, the video was amazing.

  52. Loco Jay 83

    any song with Funny Man is good.

  53. Alex Fridlund

    like it<3

  54. Goldenboy 841

    I can't hear them

  55. Random Weeb

    This song has become my life...I listen to it whenever I get the chance.
    I can't decide weither my favorite party song is this or Party By Myself.

  56. BilStar BD

    funny man are fucking hollywood undead with his voice

  57. Splash #UndeadArmy

    HOLY SHAT J

  58. Lilli Howlett

    I freaking love how Danny sounds in this song.

    Like, DAMN

  59. Kurt Thompson

    New game. Get spliffs and a big drink. Every time you hear funny man say guzzle guzzle take to guzzles from your drink. Every time he says spliff or take a hit. Take a hit. Proceed till end of song

  60. kellie butler

    Who ever disliked was deuce

  61. Condwiramurs Tally

    First time hearing it... meh... Listening to it for the third time: GUZZLE GUZZLE! And Danny´s voice in this song is so damn sexy... And j-dogs too <3

  62. Chevelle Ratsch

    When you're a chick and you can hit that note

  63. Ivy Luzcas

    0:19 there goes my shorts

  64. Daniel Murillo

    I swear to satan my friend always hears "Throw Johnny out the window"

  65. The Nightmare Crew

    I swear Danny said 'Toss Johnny out the window'

  66. Maldito 1

    Nigga i moved from this group but this still my fav song from they whole grouo lmfao

    SaVaGe_GaMeR

    Maldito 1 This song is THE shit fam

  67. Golden FanGirl

    I love the way Funny Man says "Take a hit"

  68. Okay Ja

    I sing like Danny, all guys say it to me...but i need to say: I love Dannys Parts...i sing ever in his parts :')

  69. september rose

    The only HU song I don't like oops. (Except Dannys part, even there's no sense)

  70. mercenarymaiden

    2018, bitches!!

  71. Baby Cakez

    You know how some ppl have a song that just gets them in the mood/kinda turned on.....well THIS is my song

  72. Baby Cakez

    DAMMMNNNN YO FUNNY WHY YOU DOIN THIS TO ME?!!!!???? YO VOICE HAS ME WEEEAAAAAKKKK ASSSS FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!

  73. TIO HEXO

    😘😘😍😍😍amo essa música

  74. Fimose Ambulante

    Kakaxe rataque

  75. ministry :p

    funnys voice is higher than my goals

  76. XUndeadX

    Omfg funnyyyyy and dannnyyyy and j-dogggg






    Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

  77. Crimson fox

    I'd give my soul to the devil to have sex with one of them.

  78. Lexi Blickfeldt

    Damn Danny still kicking it and J Dog lol damn love it when he has his voice so low like that! Lol XD

  79. fuck

    hOLY FUCK THEIR VOICES MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM HOLY F U C K

  80. Phantasmisbored Phantasmisbored

    How the fuck did I get here? I come here just to listen to usual suspects but I kept falling asleep

  81. Ashton Kings

    My crush keeps singing this (and when he does he makes his voice low and seductive) and he keeps making me blush ahhhh

  82. Doing It For The Lulz

    So true story: I wasn't a person who talked about sex or was even interested in it and then i heard Hollywood Undead and after that, everything that came out of my mouth was lyrics. -So I went from "ew sex" to nonstop dirty talk- and I had this best friend in high school and she TOLD ME TO STOP LISTENING TO HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD BECAUSE IT MADE ME DIFFERENT. But let me tell you how horny this band made -makes- me..... extremely. Id fuck with this song on repeat 😂😂

  83. Jessie 3 Tears

    Danny....though. 😍

  84. Bailey Sparrow

    I’d like to have Funny man any day his voice makes me melt lol

  85. ThatGuy Spud

    Jdog tho

  86. Dark Manga

    Is there a music video for this?

    Wicked Anon

    Dark Manga No

  87. Fang Foxes

    I love funny man. I always have a 'funny' feeling everytime I hear his voice.

  88. Johnny RBLX

    Danny's voice made me bust a nut.

  89. Leema The Joke Ruiner

    I wonder which one of them put the Doctor Strange easter egg there

  90. Aingeal Dorcha

    Did someone throw Johnny out the window?

  91. Josephine Haynes

    OH MY GOD.... wet af from funny mans voice ( jk but ughhh )

  92. CrimsonSmile

    He doesn't fucking sound like J-Dog :oo

  93. trap ninjas

    I freakin love Danny's part

  94. Sir Nox

    This makes me want to hardcore party, anyone else?

  95. Vic

    Before seeing this:
    Danny: Toss Johnny out the window
    Me: WTF WHY YOU DO THAT?!
    After seeing this:
    Danny: just Johnny out the window
    Me: oh ok
    Me: WAIT WHATS JOHNNY DOING OUT THE WINDOW?!

  96. It'sMoonWoman

    CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT FUNNY MAN RIGHT HERE MADE EVERY GIRL AND GUY IF YOU ROLL THAT WAY TURNED ON IN SOME WAY?

  97. Harley Quinn

    Daymn funny mans voice Is so fucking hot 😘😏