Hold Steady, The - The Swish Lyrics






Pills and powders, baby, powders and pills
We spent the night last night in Beverly Hills
This chick, she looked just like Beverly Sills
We got killed

Tights and skirts, baby, skirts and tights
We used to shake it up in Shaker Heights
This chick, she looked just like Patty Smythe
She seemed shaky but nice

She said my name's Rick Danko, baby
People call me One-Hour Photo
I got some hazardous chemicals
So drive around to the window

She said my name's Robbie Robertson but people call me Robo
I blew red white and blue right into a tissue
I came right over the counter just to kiss you
I came right over the counter just to kiss you

Ginger and Jack and four or five Feminax
Psycho eyes and a stovepipe hat
A ray of light through tight white rayon slacks
We got cracked

Shoes and socks, baby, socks and shoes
We spent the night last night in Newport News
This chick, she looked just like Elizabeth Shue
We got bruised

She said my name's Steve Perry, baby
People call me Circuit City
I'm so well connected
My UPC is dialed into the system

She said my name's Neal Schon but people call me Nina Simone
Some people call me Andre Cymone
'Cause I survived the '80s one time already
And I don't recall it all that fondly
So hold steady

It was a blockbuster summer
Moving pictures got us through to September
They made a movie about me and you
They made it half nude and half true

It was a bloodsucking summer
I spent half the time trying to get paid from our savior
Swishing though the City Center
I did a couple favors for these guys who looked like Tusken Raiders





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  1. S.... P....

    Because I survived the 80's, one time already! And I don't recall them all that fondly.

  2. A.... U....

    thanks adam rank

  3. M.... H....

    I like artists you either love or loathe

  4. R.... R....

    Yawn...

  5. I.... B....

    Along with Dave Matthews and the Bare Naked Ladies part of the rock 'n' roll Trinity Of Shit!

    I.... B....

    Like the Beatles, Archies and Monkees.

    I.... B....

    Ink Black huh???

  6. K.... ....

    The dirty love child of Springsteen, Costello and The Foo Fighters. Great stuff.

    K.... ....

    Don't forget The Who. (Intro reminds me a little of Baba O'Reilly.)

  7. D.... M....

    XxPPP
    A

  8. D.... S....

    sounds a little like "finding out true love is blind" by Louis XIV. cool song

  9. J.... R....

    Umm yeah.....The Hold Steady are amazing...and Craig...well....awesome. Channeling Bruce Springsteen , thru Paul Westerberg,,,,,thru punk rock music and rock...... I say genius! I'll listen all day!!!

    J.... R....

    when i first heard lftr pllr, i could't stand craig's voice......it has grown on me so much for some reason.

  10. u.... p....

    Steven merchant on guitar

  11. J.... G....

    I like this.

  12. c.... ....

    sounds like the fall! Not a bad thing!

  13. J.... H....

    this whole band is great, the music is so raw. and as for craigs voice, his voice is awesome!! plus the stuff he says its just perfect.

  14. T.... ....

    content

  15. j.... b....

    very,very and very GOOD !!

  16. j.... b....

    Because is very,very and very GOOD !!!

  17. h.... ....

    Vocalist sounds like Johnny Rotten

  18. D.... H....

    Why do people like this band?

  19. b.... ....

    This singer sounds to me like the Cirlce Jerk's singer

  20. L.... C....

    Like watching Bon Dylan

  21. s.... ....

    reminds me of the meatmen lol

  22. S.... L....

    I said my name's Mike Nesmith, but people call me Mark E. Smith.

  23. R.... K....

    Is this video a Knack parody?

  24. j.... p....

    true skater music

  25. J.... ....

    @OakRidgePunk777 idk man, not every song from a band can be great. sometimes that's just the record company's doing: no one is gonna buy an album from a band for $15 that has only 4 or 5 songs on it. even if those songs are amazing.

    J.... ....

    What if I told you that, in the future, people don't buy albums...

  26. J.... ....

    Craig Finn= Genius. If you don't like this band, you have no respect for the significance of lyrics in songs.

  27. T.... ....

    @DreamingInReverse Me too!! It's going to be such a good concert! :D :D

  28. b.... ....

    @cambodiancunny No. actually they're an awesome band. You may not like all of their stuff, but you can't listen to Crawl or Black Thumbnail or McFearless and say they don't rock. Really, get up to that search bar and look up those songs. Do it now.

  29. j.... ....

    @ned2350 if its the type of stuff people were doing 30 years ago its hardly progressive

  30. n.... ....

    @ziggy1415 It's progressive rock - the kind of stuff people were doing 30 years ago. For some reason everyone went back to simpler arrangements for a while. Glad to see people are breaking out of the box again.

  31. P.... ....

    It was good and then the singer opened his mouth.

  32. u.... ....

    @gordermusic eh there all right

  33. a.... g....

    If you like The Hold Steady check out Lifter Puller (same guys but rawer and younger)

  34. a.... g....

    If you like The Hold Steady you have to hear Lifter Puller (rawer and younger but the same guys)

  35. a.... g....

    If you like The Hold Steady you have to hear Lifter Puller (rawer and younger but the same guys)

  36. O.... J....

    I know these guys are supposed to be a retro band, but doesn't anyone else kinda think that this is quite ahead of its times. the key change from verse to chorus are well daring, as are the lyrics.

  37. o.... k....

    @Shadowpl4y stfu lol you think this is music its called crap

  38. o.... k....

    hahahahaha mfao wtf i this lol

  39. m.... ....

    I freakin LOVE Lifter Puller.

  40. O.... ....

    I have a love/hate feel for these guys. Sometimes I get the meaning of a song, and sometimes I think a song like this was just made to make a filler song to make the album longer and that's it.. Someone explain if i'm wrong.

  41. H.... J....

    cool story bro

  42. T.... ....

    @spameister i guess i have low expectations of youtube accuracy

  43. H.... J....

    @TheGameKat and

  44. T.... ....

    @spameister hey they got the name of the band right

  45. b.... ....

    @MrStupidcomputer Fuck yeaah!! mine too!!

  46. A.... K....

    He mentions Patty Smyth. This dude's cool.

  47. J.... M....

    I didn't care much for this band until I saw them live. They're amazing. Now I like the records.

  48. d.... ....

    @ZachWildSuxxx you don't need to have a great voice to be a great singer. Bob Dylan is IMO the greatest of all time yet his voice isn't conventionally great.

  49. c.... ....

    What constitutes a bar band? Do you they actually have to play in a bar or does it have to do with the music?

  50. l.... ....

    this song is so dope

  51. N.... ....

    Wow! A bunch of effeminate white dudes playing mid-tempo alternative rock? What an original idea for a band. *drooool*

  52. J.... ....

    gotta be honest, I as much as I like craig's vocals, it's the LYRICS that really get me. his storytelling is 10X more valuable than his voice

  53. N.... ....

    As much as I like The Hold Steady and as much as I love Richard Manuel and The Band, I'm going to have to disagree about that. When it comes to singing Richard Manuel's voice is untouchable

  54. J.... T....

    i really love their sound, but i always wonder how i would think of them if they had a different vocalist...

  55. c.... ....

    I know what you mean dude, just goes to show if you've got some heart then you can do it even if you can't sing for shit.

  56. A.... ....

    these guys are pretty inspiring. If that guy can make a band really good and sound good even if he can't sing, then why can't I? The lyrics are pretty amazing btw I just read them. He's got a lot to say for somebody that sings like a Bob Dylan with a different accent.

  57. H.... J....

    Congratulations, you just won the award for most contradictions in a YouTube comment.

  58. J.... D....

    Want to make a correction though, not just NYC, this is Minneapolis' band too! I should say actually that this is our band and we're damned proud of em

  59. Z.... ....

    I don't think you understand what I'm saying. The hold steady aren't punk, but they're "punk as fuck". "Punk as fuck" being that thing you do when you aren't following trends like Punk and are instead making amazing music about whatever you feel like.

  60. l.... ....

    If you think this is punk then you don't understand The Hold Steady.

  61. C.... ....

    The infamous moustache.

  62. B.... ....

    The song is great!

    The video however... sucks.

  63. T.... ....

    Such an accurate description

  64. t.... ....

    I don't understand. I think their music is great but I think it would be fantastic if the guy would just effing SING. Not everyone is a Chris Cornell, but at least try to sound like something other than Chris Farley trying to be heard over some music at a bar.

  65. M.... ....

    what did Craig Finn do specifically? since u still seem to like The Hold Steady

  66. J.... P....

    saw them 2 weeks ago at MEN. the lead singer spat over everyone includidng the steward who didnt look happy. The keyboardist was cool though haha!

  67. 2.... ....

    Well you're an idiot

  68. Z.... ....

    This guys voice is just as bad a Dave Matthews voice, no wonder they are touring together.

  69. m.... ....

    I was up late watching THS and old Cult clips...it occured to me some bands can only translate attitude to performance...do enough blow to sweatshake a trance.. or be the Hold Steady and translate attitude into MUSIC. This rocks the rest are posers...

  70. b.... ....

    mmmm I love such bands ^^

  71. o.... ....

    love the song!

  72. B.... L....

    NewYork baby!!! :P

  73. d.... ....

    Haha, yeah, I know.
    He's just got the whole leg pump thing going on throughout the whole thing, and he's playing guitar just like Joe. Just an observation.

  74. K.... ....

    Finn worships Joe Strummer...you know the line in "Constructive Summer" that goes "raise a toast to St. Joe Strummer, i think he might have been our only decent teacher."

  75. d.... ....

    Any one else notice how Craig's got the whole Joe Strummer thing going on throughout this entire video?

  76. E.... ....

    mee too!

  77. j.... ....

    saw them on jools holland i am totally hooked now

  78. G.... S....

    Wow...just discovered "The hold Steady" Well impressed will definately make them my new focus

  79. s.... n....

    great band- they should keep the siuts!

  80. B.... B....

    awesome song... but what the hell does it mean! lol

  81. B.... ....

    saw them at the roundhose
    fucking brilliant

  82. m.... ....

    Finn brings a lot of people to mind, early Elvis Costello... and Springsteen before the ice cream got to him. More please.. this is choice.

  83. M.... ....

    @ katrina

    who cares what celebrity likes their music, they still suck balls.

  84. t.... ....

    I don't know why. But I fucking love Craig Finn's voice. I don't feel like I should. Maybe that's why.

  85. t.... ....

    Remarkable.

  86. y.... ....

    Personally I've never heard anyone say they're the 'most important band in america'. Although if I did I'd think they were a bit of an idiot. A pretty mediocre band.

  87. s.... ....

    mommyimadeapoopy drinks his own piss

  88. c.... ....

    saw them in SF tonight...sadly they didn't break out the swish...

  89. E.... ....

    sounds like Jim Carrol............"Catholic Boy"..These Are People Who Died"...

  90. M.... ....

    are they amaerica's 'boy kill boy' i wonder? Cats and pigeons spring to mind !

  91. J.... G....

    It's the Bible Pimp!

  92. d.... ....

    That's why they made a single out of it!
    Again, THE HOLD STEADY ROCKS!!!

  93. B.... K....

    best song out of the whole album

  94. d.... ....

    This song reminds me of Cheap Trick. It's so damn good! The Hold Steady ROCKS!!!

  95. m.... ....

    this totally reminded me of weezer, especially when he said beverly hills

  96. j.... ....

    F-in' AWESOME!!!!!!

  97. S.... S....

    beck! scientologists! run!!!!!!! lol

  98. R.... ....

    reminds me a lot of Blake Schwarzenbach (sic) of Jawbreaker/Jets to Brazil.

  99. P.... W....

    luv this song, bought 'Almost Killed Me' and 'Separation Sunday' recently and they're really good. gr8 live also

  100. r.... ....

    A lot, especially in this case... The Hold Steady's second album had this overarching story about a girl choosing between religion and drug culture.