Hinder - Bad Mutha Fucka Lyrics






Alright

I'm laying in bed
With a lit cigarette
Can't say if last night
Was a blonde or brunette

Megan Fox is on the phone
Keeps blowing me up
And there's three shots of whiskey
In my coffee cup

I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh
(Hehehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka
(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)

I can polish off a bottle
In the blink of an eye
I can drink all night
And not pay a dime

Just as soon kick your ass
As I take a piss
Even fuckin' Chuck Norris
Don't want none of this

I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)

I can pick up any chick
That I meet at the bar
I can even take the one
Right off of your arm

I got a woman at home
And a kid on the way
I got a girl in New York
And four more in L.A.

I'm a bad mutha fucka
(Mutha fucka, hehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
(Hahaha)

I got hookers by the handfuls
Five at a time
But they're the ones paying me
By the end of the night

Pimps hunt me down
And tryin' get the cash
Then me and Samuel Jackson
Bust a cap in their ass

We're bad mutha fuckas (Hæh!)
Bad mutha fuckas, come on
(Hahaha)

Write bad checks
To the I.R.S.
I'm a master at passing
Sobriety test

(Hahaha!)

I sell dope to the Hot Topic
Kids at the mall
I'm like O.J. baby
I get away with it all

(Hahaha!)
It wasn't me
(Hahaha!)

I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehehe)
And he's in jail mutha fucka, come on

I got a room in my house
For my ten foot bong
I'm pretty sure George Thorogood
Even wrote me a song

I'm a bad, bad, bad
To the bone, mutha fucka

Bad to the bone
(Bad mutha fucka!)

There's only one motherfucker that may be badder than me
And that would be Rob Corddry
(Hahaha)

Ok
Just before I sing this
I want you to know that
I was raised Catholic
But!
I'm a virgin altar boy

(Hahaha)

I get stoned on Sunday
Take my grandma to church
I picked up all the girls
In the catholic skirts

I tell them that I got
A big van full of toys
Hell it's better than the preacher
Jerking off little boys

He's WORSE than a bad mutha fucka
(Hahaha)
I'm a bad mutha fucka
He's a bad bad man

(HAHAHA!)
Just saying
I wouldn't know what you'd call that
Burning in hell?

Oh shit!
My dads and parents are gonna be so proud of me
Hahaha
(Hahaha)





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  1. j.... O....

    This is hilarious hahaha. Hidden gem

    j.... O....

    NVM Catholic slam made it lame

  2. C.... B....

    I love this song.

  3. M.... T....

    Three shots in your whiskey makes you a badass????I thought it meant you where an alcoholic

    M.... T....

    nah, lol you're a mad motha fucka my dude, it's all good

  4. J.... M....

    Gay motha fuckas

  5. J.... G....

    Not a big fan of these newer groups that are out nowadays. But this I like. For all the nickelback lovers here FUCK OFF!!!

  6. J.... Y....

    Love this song

  7. B.... D....

    eww wee.. a bad mutha fucka

  8. c.... ....

    Is this a song about Joe Biden? I heard something of a van and toys.

  9. S.... B....

    Everytime i fuck a bad bitch i play this afterwards lol

  10. D.... B....

    Hey I'm a bad mf too

  11. B.... G....

    Cool I love the scene of humor

  12. B.... �....

    This song stupidly made me smile haha

  13. J.... F....

    Lick A lot of puss half price no nuggets 24 7

  14. T.... A....

    😎✌

    T.... A....

    Not really busy z

  15. D.... H....

    Man what smoke'n weed does. Its got me listen to this song.
    ✌😎🍺

    D.... H....

    Fuck it was good 3

  16. S.... L....

    "Bad Mutha Fucka"

    Alright

    I'm laying in bed
    With a lit cigarette
    Can't say if last night
    Was a blonde or brunette

    Megan Fox is on the phone
    Keeps blowing me up
    And there's three shots of whiskey
    In my coffee cup

    I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh
    (Hehehehe)
    I'm a bad mutha fucka
    (I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)

    I can polish off a bottle
    In the blink of an eye
    I can drink all night
    And not pay a dime

    Just as soon kick your ass
    As I take a piss
    Even fuckin' Chuck Norris
    Don't want none of this

    I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)

    I can pick up any chick
    That I meet at the bar
    I can even take the one
    Right off of your arm

    I got a woman at home
    And a kid on the way
    I got a girl in New York
    And four more in L.A.

    I'm a bad mutha fucka
    (Mutha fucka, hehehe)
    I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
    (Hahaha)

    I got hookers by the handfuls
    Five at a time
    But they're the ones paying me
    By the end of the night

    Pimps hunt me down
    And tryin' get the cash
    Then me and Samuel Jackson
    Bust a cap in their ass

    We're bad mutha fuckas (Hæh!)
    Bad mutha fuckas, come on
    (Hahaha)

    Write bad checks
    To the I.R.S.
    I'm a master at passing
    Sobriety test

    (Hahaha!)

    I sell dope to the Hot Topic
    Kids at the mall
    I'm like O.J. baby
    I get away with it all

    (Hahaha!)
    It wasn't me
    (Hahaha!)

    I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehehe)
    And he's in jail mutha fucka, come on

    I got a room in my house
    For my ten foot bong
    I'm pretty sure George Thorogood
    Even wrote me a song

    I'm a bad, bad, bad
    To the bone, mutha fucka

    Bad to the bone
    (Bad mutha fucka!)

    There's only one motherfucker that may be badder than me
    And that would be Rob Corddry
    (Hahaha)

    Ok
    Just before I sing this
    I want you to know that
    I was raised Catholic
    But!
    I'm a virgin altar boy

    (Hahaha)

    I get stoned on Sunday
    Take my grandma to church
    I picked up all the girls
    In the catholic skirts

    I tell them that I got
    A big van full of toys
    Hell it's better than the preacher
    Jerking off little boys

    He's WORSE than a bad mutha fucka
    (Hahaha)
    I'm a bad mutha fucka
    He's a bad bad man

    (HAHAHA!)
    Just saying
    I wouldn't know what you'd call that
    Burning in hell?

    Oh shit!
    My dads and parents are gonna be so proud of me
    Hahaha
    (Hahaha)

    All the lyrics hope this helps

  17. Z.... Z....

    Hell yeah baby..

    Z.... Z....

    You still alive?

    Z.... Z....

    Real talk not to busy 24 7

  18. J.... N....

    Hinders pussies

  19. T.... M....

    I dare you to use them words in his presents

    T.... M....

    Tammy Majors , lol why are people scared of other people " what one man can do another can do" beyond that my gun will do the job

  20. C.... C....

    He's a bad mother fucker lol

  21. Z.... P....

    ima bad motha fucka 😱

  22. M.... M....

    If you Google search "Chuck Norris Getting His Azz Kicked" You will Generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
    Newton's Third Law Is Wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an Equal, and Opposite Reacting. There is no Force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's scared. It's because the Boogie-Man is scared of him.
    SO I SERIOUSLY DOUBT YOU WILL BE FIGHTING CHUCK NORRIS!!!

    M.... M....

    Chuck Norris dont want none. He'd still win but we bad motherfuckers fight to the burger..

    M.... M....

    Bruce Lee is dead that's why you can't find anything.

  23. r.... r....

    Fuck this shit .....you wanna meet a bad motherfucker. ..call me ..bitch

  24. w.... b....

    me also but pipe it

  25. G.... B....

    Why am i just now hearing this?!?

  26. S.... _....

    Damn even chuck Norris don't want none of this

    S.... _....

    Thats funny

  27. E.... P....

    Prouder than you believe.

  28. M.... B....

    I knew this song I was 6 and now I'm 13😂💖

    M.... B....

    ArianaGrande- Vevo the classics never die bro

  29. J.... D....

    108 people are pussies.

  30. K.... C....

    106 are bad, bad men

  31. E.... B....

    what does the high-pitched voice say at the end of the song as it is fading out?

  32. B.... J....

    That last line though lol

  33. D.... L....

    the lead singer sounds different...

    D.... L....

    Day Larusso music changes over time

    D.... L....

    If course he does. NOBODY can replace Austin, because he and his voice are unique.....

  34. C.... ....

    why the hell isnt this on spotify but the rest of the album is....

    C.... ....

    Countryboy_91 it's a bonus track

    C.... ....

    Grant C. they should have it on there still damnit haha

  35. m.... ....

    Im currently seperating i have 4 kids and my wife is a lazy cunt ok its shared never have lived in a trailer but fuck that mother fucker

  36. T.... P....

    Im like OJ I get away with it all

  37. T.... M....

    why does this song make me feel so relaxed and happy?

    T.... M....

    Same here

    T.... M....

    Cause its hinder

    T.... M....

    It probably reminds you of those lovely bon Fire nights behind the local ball while clinking glasses and sharing fun stories.

  38. R.... s....

    love austin

  39. S.... A....

    this song is so me

    S.... A....

    Scott Andrus u wish

  40. N.... M....

    miss you R!!! rest in peace bro

    N.... M....

    who's R??

    N.... M....

    my brother who's this?

  41. I.... T....

    Sounds like the theme to Californication xD (good,funny song nether less )

  42. D.... H....

    lol this is what happens when you let Oklahomans be rock stars

    D.... H....

    Dustin Hale :=\#&#\#&=&\=&

    D.... H....

    Garth brooks rodeo

  43. R.... H....

    where was this song when I was in the Army!

  44. R.... H....

    where was this song when I was in the Army!

  45. R.... H....

    where was this song when I was in the Army!

  46. T.... S....

    I'm like oj baby I get away with it all.

    T.... S....

    died the first time i heard that line 🤣

    T.... S....

    not anymore

    T.... S....

    Fuck it

  47. G.... H....

    Hahahaha

  48. J.... E....

    face book

  49. J.... E....

    harmony tx

  50. D.... M....

    Fuck Yeah

  51. s.... p....

    chuck norris dont want none of this

  52. M.... C....

    love this song its so funny I LOVE HINDER!!!!!!!!!!

  53. A.... M....

    dont trash nickelback. fuck you lol anyways hinder is awesome and so is nickelback.

    A.... M....

    Nickelback is so good they no longer make music.

  54. N.... H....

    6 people are cathlic preists that rape little boys

    N.... H....

    Nathaniel Harper

    N.... H....

    Nathaniel Harper two of those 6 are you and your granddaddy lmao

  55. K.... B....

    @Kaschification i thought the exact same thing!

  56. B.... ....

    I'm so gonna smoke a joint to this song!

    B.... ....

    lol hahahahaha me too , let go and have some cigarette

    B.... ....

    Lets get high to gather you want have any more left though

  57. C.... N....

    why is this only showing my views, what the hell?

  58. M.... L....

    LMAO!!!

  59. y.... ....

    Did Kid Rock and Aerosmith have a baby?

    y.... ....

    yogurtpimp sure the fuck sounds like it huh

    y.... ....

    yes sure sounds like it but I love it!

    y.... ....

    Why would you even think kid country could write something this good. All kid country is is a glorified cover band.

  60. S.... C....

    best song by hinder

  61. K.... B....

    love this song!!!!

  62. b.... ....

    @Kaschification as much as i love nickelback, i have to agree, they sing about being bad mofos but don't express that with the words

  63. L.... ....

    one mutha fucka badder than me is rob corddry, and we all know what he thinks about the 5th amendment

  64. S.... M....

    FANSTASTICA!

  65. T.... N....

    pretty charlie sheen is way more badass then austin is

  66. S.... ....

    @mscongeniality1966 I was listening to some Hinder the other day, and wanted my dad to listen to Hey Ho, thinking he would like it. He told me he didn't like Kid Rock. Haha well...you're in luck! lol

  67. m.... ....

    Not bad, mutha fucka!

  68. t.... l....

    My boyfriend says this is his song. I already am pretty sure he's cheating, so like this song just makes it my believable that he is. Oh well great song!

  69. e.... ....

    They probably got the inspiration to write this song after smoking alot of "Ganja" and listening to Bob Marley !!

  70. M.... G....

    "I pick up all the girls
    In catholic skirts
    Tell them that I got
    A big van full of toys
    Hell it looks better than the preacher
    Jerking off little boys
    He’s WORSE than a bad mutha fucka
    (Hahaha)
    I’m a bad mutha fucka
    He’s a bad bad man"

    Ah!A song against pedophilia!
    Gorgeous.

  71. d.... ....

    i agree sounds like kid rock, i fucking love it!

  72. k.... ....

    wow cant belive they actually maed a new album

  73. z.... ....

    this song is so hilarious...what does the last high pitch voice say after the music is almost all faded out?

  74. L.... C....

    This song is about me lol

  75. W.... C....

    @BigMotherTruckers replace Eminem with LP or TDG and I would say its good...but Eminem is horrible and in no way rock! However you did put 30STM first and I have been part of the Echelon since 2004 so I share that passion!

    But anyway this song is awsome..."I sell dope to the Hot Topic kids at the mall, I'm like OJ baby, I get awy with it all, I'm a bad mutha fucka, and hes in jail mutha fucka" I love that part!

  76. A.... C....

    You say Justin Bieber I say 30 Seconds to Mars

    You say Miley Cyrus I say Trapt

    You say Rhianna I say Eminem

    You say T-pain I say Drowning pool

    You say Flowers I say Metallica

    You say Pink I say Hinder

    You say Hannah Montana I say you are gay

    92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE P.S thumbs up if you agreed :P

    A.... C....

    Austin Cerkoney You say Jay-z I say the Allman Brothers Band.

    A.... C....

    Fuck, I remember these comments. Thank God this died out.

  77. A.... ....

    two best lines from this: even fucking chuck norris dont want none of this! & then me and Samuel L Jackson bust a cap in his ass coz we bad mutha fuckas

  78. H.... H....

    New fave song.

  79. p.... ....

    I am a bad mother fucker

  80. C.... A....

    @DINOHUNTER000 its a bonus track

  81. P.... ....

    This is horrendous.

  82. A.... P....

    @dogluvr224 My favourite part!! :D
    Awesome song, great band!

  83. l.... ....

    i friggen love this!!

  84. S.... R....

    -3 love it. It's funny. Hinder kicks ass!

  85. M.... ....

    I lol'd at the Chuck norris Part and the Samuel L Jackson part

  86. G.... ....

    Someone write up the lyrics to this right now!