Heathers: The Musical Cast - Candy Store Lyrics
[H. CHANDLER:]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!
[HEATHERS:]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER:]
Lookin' hot
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER:]
Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER:]
Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER:]
Killer clothes
[HEATHERS:]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!
[H. CHANDLER:]
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Woah!
[H. CHANDLER:]
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
[HEATHERS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:]
Guys fall
[H. DUKE:]
At your feet
Pay the check
[H. MCNAMARA:]
Help you cheat
[HEATHERS:]
All you
[H. DUKE:]
Have to do
[H. CHANDLER:]
Say goodbye to Shamu
[HEATHERS:]
That freak's
[H. MCNAMARA:]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
[HEATHERS:]
If she
[H. DUKE:]
Had your shot
[HEATHERS:]
She would leave you to rot
[H. MCNAMARA:]
'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
[HEATHERS:]
Woah!
[H. MCNAMARA:]
Or forget that creep
[H. DUKE:]
And get in my jeep
[H. CHANDLER:]
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
[HEATHERS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store
[H. CHANDLER:]
You can join the team
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Or you can bitch and moan
[H. CHANDLER:]
You can live the dream
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Or you can die alone
[H. CHANDLER:]
You can fly with eagles
[HEATHERS:]
Or if you prefer
[H. CHANDLER:]
Keep on testing me
[HEATHERS:]
And end up like her!
[MARTHA:]
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me
[VERONICA:]
Color me stoked!
[MARTHA:]
I'm so happy!
[HEATHERS:]
Woah!
[H. DUKE:]
Honey, whatchu waiting fo...
[H. CHANDLER:]
Shut up Heather!
[H. CHANDLER:]
Step into my candy store!
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Time for you to prove
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
You're not a lame ass anymore!
[HEATHERS:]
Then step into my candy store!
[HEATHERS:]
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy stoooreee!
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