Heathers: The Musical Cast - Blue Lyrics






[RAM:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica

[VERONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it

[KURT:]
Don't talk mean like that

[RAM:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]
You hurt them badly

[RAM:]
You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]
They're hangin' sadly

[RAM:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?

[KURT:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM:]
Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT:]
They long for your embrace!

[RAM:]
They're warm like mittens!

[KURT:]
They'll curl up on your face

[RAM:]
And purr like kittens!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Just look at them glow...

[RAM:]
They're beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM:]
Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA:]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[VERONICA:]
Open the door!

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!

[RAM:]
Hold 'em!

[KURT:]
Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM:]
And never let go!

[KURT:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy

[RAM:]
But they knew you're dirty

[KURT:]
You've set them on fire

[KURT & RAM:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM:]
They'll wear a suit and tie

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
And a fancy collar!

[RAM:]
They'll sing a lullaby:

[KURT & RAM:]
La la la la la!

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please make these balls not blue

[RAM:]
Just for a while!

[KURT:]
Can't wait till later

[KURT & RAM:]
My pants are rubbin'

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like a hot cheese grater!

[VERONICA:]
Look! Booze. Drink!

[KURT:]
Thank you so much!

[RAM:]
They will protect you

[KURT:]
Defend you

[RAM:]
Respect you

[KURT:]
Befriend you

[RAM:]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT:]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!

[RAM:]
My balls will work for you

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
They will obey ya!

[RAM:]
They really need rescue!

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM:]
Baby, you've gots to come through

[KURT:]
Teach them to smile!

[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You got no clue how much
These two

[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!

[KURT & RAM:]
Yeah!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Ow! Ow!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them

[KURT & RAM:]
Good God!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You break..

[KURT & RAM:]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them

[KURT & RAM:]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You bake them
Chrissake..

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!





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  1. C.... E....

    I love the fact that they touch her more

  2. C.... E....

    This is better than the original because they r more touchy and it makes the thing better

  3. a.... ....

    director: ok so what kind of thing are we looking at for this scene, something that mirrors the original choreography- or..?
    choreographer: no. GAYER.

  4. p.... p....

    R we jus supposed to believe these r teenagers and not dads having a mid life crisis

  5. B.... C....

    To be fair remy aka kurt is actually dating charlie aka JD In rl

  6. L.... N....

    "Mom, I gonna be in a musical!"
    "Oh, son, I'm so proud of you! What types of songs will you sing?"
    "Well... Khm... Blue... ?"

  7. A.... u....

    this is what a boner feels like heh?

  8. G.... ....

    I don't know if this brings gay or bisexual energy but I love it

  9. M.... S....

    it’s unhealthy the amount of times ive watched different renditions of this song and enjoyed it every time

  10. B.... f....

    Lalalala

  11. A.... H....

    Showed this to my mum...I’m grounded for a week😬😂 WORTH IT

  12. P.... D....

    This was at a high school!!! 😱

  13. G.... M....

    ayyyyeee ronicAAAA 👉🏻😎👉🏻

  14. �.... �....

    This is the most gayest and at the same time the most straight song ever

  15. D.... D....

    I love my dead gay sons

  16. W.... ....

    This is amazing how have I not seen this before

  17. A.... C....

    That note at the end😍

  18. g.... e....

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you know if I didn't know any better id say they were kinda gay

  19. O.... M....

    Honestly the live versions aren't good, EXCEPT THIS

  20. E.... J....

    Gayyyyyyyyyy

  21. t.... o....

    This is so gay


    iloveit

  22. A.... C....

    90% of the comments is ram and Kurt being called gay

  23. M.... R....

    2:35 they ALMOST kissed

  24. b.... n....

    Директор: окей, как нам это сделать?
    Хореограф: мы можем сделать чуваков которые приебываются к Веронике АДСКИМИ ГЕЯМИ!
    Директор: Рики, ты гений, вот ключи от моего дома, иди домой и чпокни мою жену

  25. N.... L....

    In this scene are they drunk XD

  26. A.... D....

    This the gayest one I’ve ever see

  27. L.... I....

    C O U L D B E G A Y E R

  28. U.... 1....

    V: *0pEN thE D0oR*
    Heathers: Oh no, oh no no no!
    V: *writes suicide note* JD!
    JD: Bye bye Heathers!

  29. U.... 1....

    0:40 Heather M be like: Awwwww they’re so gay I ship it!
    Heather D be like: SHUT UP HEATHER

  30. d.... .....

    i definitely haven't watched this video specifically 32 times...

  31. v.... p....

    Me*reads the description*
    Me: acting against cancer... Well, what a perfect song.

  32. U.... 1....

    So the Heathers are encouraging Kurt and Ram to rape Veronica? Greaaaat...

    U.... 1....

    Not so much encouraging. More like they threw Veronica to the lions, so to speak, to save themselves from the randy football players.

  33. I.... M....

    Wow. This video made me ship them.

  34. U.... 1....

    Remind me how they are not gay again?

  35. C.... C....

    I’ve watched this maybe seven times and every time the "heYyYyyyy roniCAa" gets me

  36. M.... A....

    "Could be gayer"
    -Thomas Sanders

  37. B.... B....

    The gayest and straightest song ever

  38. J.... J....

    Acting against cancer posts a song about dicks....

  39. D.... ....

    Ram kinda looks like a musical theatre version of Shayne Topp

  40. g.... ....

    this was kinda gay ngl

  41. C.... B....

    *T H E G A Y N E S S*

  42. M.... R....

    Could be more gayer

  43. N.... ....

    In the original
    Kurt and Ram all over Veronica, little gay at the end

    In this one
    Kurt and Ram all over each other, full homo no bromo

    I guess I just found my second favorite version

  44. d.... i....

    Doctor: I have your test results
    Me: Give it to me straight
    Me: No give it to me Gay
    Doctor: You make my balls so blueeeeee.
    Nurse: They’re hangin’ sadly

  45. y.... p....

    I love how all the comments are about how gay this is

  46. D.... C....

    I can't decide if this is gay or not.
    They're acting so fucking gay but the song is about them being straight, so what the fuCK

  47. J.... 3....

    2:34 those few seconds where they actually are gay

  48. S.... ....

    I was expecting:
    Hey~...... *Vrrrrrrrrrrronica*

  49. k.... c....

    honestly for this song it’s the gayer the better

  50. M.... T....

    heather mc looks like peggy from hamilton.

  51. C.... P....

    Ram + Kurt: how gay do you want it to be?

    Director: yes

  52. a.... u....

    " Open the *DOOR* "

  53. B.... T....

    That was the gayest version I've ever seen of this song

  54. D.... ....

    GA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAYYYY

  55. s.... s....

    Tbh I ship ram and Kurt.

  56. M.... ....

    Cheographers: How gay do you want this dance?

    Director: Yes

  57. i.... ....

    plot twist- *HOLY FUCK THEY ARE GAY*

  58. J.... L....

    It’s as if they’re also trying to convince everyone that they were gay
    (You know the suicide note and everything)

  59. C.... G....

    Eyyyy RrRrRrRronicaaaa

  60. A.... ....

    It's a shame they got rid of this song in later productions of the show but I can understand why they did it.

  61. J.... A....

    Director: How gay do you want it?

    Choreographers: *YES*

  62. A.... ....

    This is way gayer than I remember.

  63. I.... d....

    The gayness kills me

  64. E.... M....

    The lack of rolled r’s makes me sad

  65. W.... a....

    Why do all the characters have such off voices, and l look like there 40? They're supposed to be teens!

  66. E.... K....

    When you're gay but you have to act straight

  67. F.... n....

    Kurt and Ram were so gay. I loved it.

  68. G.... ....

    ... could be gayer

  69. s.... f....

    Could be gayer

  70. a.... t....

    I love how they were going to kiss, they really were, and then Ram just pushed Kurt away

  71. J.... B....

    2:07 HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO BELIVE THAT THERE GAY AF

  72. T.... C....

    2:37 OMG THEYRE GONNA KISS
    2:38 DANG IT

  73. K.... M....

    Could be gayer

  74. H.... I....

    2:02 “like Princess Leia”, having recently got into Star Wars this line became even cringier

  75. Q.... ....

    OpEn ThE d O o R

  76. R.... H....

    could be gayer

  77. A.... B....

    What a wonderful performance

  78. B.... C....

    Nah... i like the one with Barrett and ryan

  79. m.... ....

    the heathers are just sitting there disgusted for the first part of the song

  80. g.... i....

    Ok but the girl playing Heather N is freaking adorable

  81. h.... s....

    tag yourself i'm the girls in the audience that freaked out when kurt and ram were so close to eachother

  82. C.... H....

    Oh, do you guys see that? Its my ship. Its sailing

  83. H.... ....

    ram: *does the gay*
    kurt: *does the gay*
    veronica: *does the confusion*

  84. a.... ....

    *no homo*

  85. H.... B....

    0:36 when you hug your friend when you see a asshole

  86. c.... c....

    They purrrrrr like kittens

  87. H.... T....

    I appreciate the amount of gay in this, and the fact that even Duke and McNamara see drunk.

  88. F.... Y....

    heather duke looks like a 50 year old lady

  89. F.... Y....

    this cast sucks, they are really bad at singing

    F.... Y....

    Kurt and Ram in this song were supposed to be off. They wanted them to be realistically drunk sounding. But the Heather's....

  90. r.... !....

    *mY BALLS ARE IN YOUR C O U R T*

  91. T.... E....

    AT 1:30 HEATHER SLAPED HIS BUT

  92. C.... L....

    OH MY LORD

  93. C.... T....

    Sweeney: Totally platonic NOT sexual ass slap of Kurt

  94. L.... B....

    This is the most gay straight thing ever

  95. L.... L....

    0:15 Are your knees ok? Mine wouldn't be after that

  96. Q.... ....

    This was so good. Omg! How am I supposed to believe that they're not gay?!? I love this so much

  97. s.... ....

    God the actors are horrible

  98. d.... k....

    That high pitched oh no killed my ears and seriously could they get any gayer

  99. M.... M....

    Slides you a $20

    Make it even gayer