Heathers: The Musical Cast - Blue Lyrics
[RAM:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica
[VERONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it
[KURT:]
Don't talk mean like that
[RAM:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
[KURT:]
You hurt them badly
You make my balls so blue
[KURT:]
They're hangin' sadly
[RAM:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
[KURT:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
[KURT & RAM:]
Like a tackling dummy!
[KURT:]
They long for your embrace!
[RAM:]
They're warm like mittens!
[KURT:]
They'll curl up on your face
[RAM:]
And purr like kittens!
[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
Just look at them glow...
[RAM:]
They're beggin' you!
[KURT & RAM:]
Don't make my balls so blue
[VERONICA:]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[VERONICA:]
Open the door!
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!
[RAM:]
Hold 'em!
[KURT:]
Enfold 'em
[KURT & RAM:]
And never let go!
[KURT:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy
[RAM:]
But they knew you're dirty
[KURT:]
You've set them on fire
[KURT & RAM:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[RAM:]
They'll wear a suit and tie
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
And a fancy collar!
[RAM:]
They'll sing a lullaby:
[KURT & RAM:]
La la la la la!
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please make these balls not blue
[RAM:]
Just for a while!
[KURT:]
Can't wait till later
[KURT & RAM:]
My pants are rubbin'
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like a hot cheese grater!
[VERONICA:]
Look! Booze. Drink!
[KURT:]
Thank you so much!
[RAM:]
They will protect you
[KURT:]
Defend you
[RAM:]
Respect you
[KURT:]
Befriend you
[RAM:]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Winnie-the-Pooh!
[KURT:]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!
[RAM:]
My balls will work for you
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
They will obey ya!
[RAM:]
They really need rescue!
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like Princess Leia!
[KURT & RAM:]
Baby, you've gots to come through
[KURT:]
Teach them to smile!
[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You got no clue how much
These two
[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
[KURT & RAM:]
Yeah!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
Ow! Ow!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them
[KURT & RAM:]
Good God!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You break..
[KURT & RAM:]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them
[KURT & RAM:]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You bake them
Chrissake..
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!
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Heathers: The Musical Cast Blue Comments
I love the fact that they touch her more
This is better than the original because they r more touchy and it makes the thing better
director: ok so what kind of thing are we looking at for this scene, something that mirrors the original choreography- or..?
choreographer: no. GAYER.
R we jus supposed to believe these r teenagers and not dads having a mid life crisis
To be fair remy aka kurt is actually dating charlie aka JD In rl
"Mom, I gonna be in a musical!"
"Oh, son, I'm so proud of you! What types of songs will you sing?"
"Well... Khm... Blue... ?"
this is what a boner feels like heh?
I don't know if this brings gay or bisexual energy but I love it
it’s unhealthy the amount of times ive watched different renditions of this song and enjoyed it every time
Lalalala
Showed this to my mum...I’m grounded for a week😬😂 WORTH IT
This was at a high school!!! 😱
ayyyyeee ronicAAAA 👉🏻😎👉🏻
This is the most gayest and at the same time the most straight song ever
I love my dead gay sons
This is amazing how have I not seen this before
That note at the end😍
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you know if I didn't know any better id say they were kinda gay
Honestly the live versions aren't good, EXCEPT THIS
Gayyyyyyyyyy
This is so gay
iloveit
90% of the comments is ram and Kurt being called gay
2:35 they ALMOST kissed
Директор: окей, как нам это сделать?
Хореограф: мы можем сделать чуваков которые приебываются к Веронике АДСКИМИ ГЕЯМИ!
Директор: Рики, ты гений, вот ключи от моего дома, иди домой и чпокни мою жену
In this scene are they drunk XD
This the gayest one I’ve ever see
C O U L D B E G A Y E R
V: *0pEN thE D0oR*
Heathers: Oh no, oh no no no!
V: *writes suicide note* JD!
JD: Bye bye Heathers!
0:40 Heather M be like: Awwwww they’re so gay I ship it!
Heather D be like: SHUT UP HEATHER
i definitely haven't watched this video specifically 32 times...
Me*reads the description*
Me: acting against cancer... Well, what a perfect song.
So the Heathers are encouraging Kurt and Ram to rape Veronica? Greaaaat...
Not so much encouraging. More like they threw Veronica to the lions, so to speak, to save themselves from the randy football players.
Wow. This video made me ship them.
Remind me how they are not gay again?
I’ve watched this maybe seven times and every time the "heYyYyyyy roniCAa" gets me
"Could be gayer"
-Thomas Sanders
The gayest and straightest song ever
Acting against cancer posts a song about dicks....
Ram kinda looks like a musical theatre version of Shayne Topp
this was kinda gay ngl
*T H E G A Y N E S S*
Could be more gayer
In the original
Kurt and Ram all over Veronica, little gay at the end
In this one
Kurt and Ram all over each other, full homo no bromo
I guess I just found my second favorite version
Doctor: I have your test results
Me: Give it to me straight
Me: No give it to me Gay
Doctor: You make my balls so blueeeeee.
Nurse: They’re hangin’ sadly
I love how all the comments are about how gay this is
I can't decide if this is gay or not.
They're acting so fucking gay but the song is about them being straight, so what the fuCK
2:34 those few seconds where they actually are gay
I was expecting:
Hey~...... *Vrrrrrrrrrrronica*
honestly for this song it’s the gayer the better
heather mc looks like peggy from hamilton.
Ram + Kurt: how gay do you want it to be?
Director: yes
" Open the *DOOR* "
That was the gayest version I've ever seen of this song
GA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAYYYY
Tbh I ship ram and Kurt.
Cheographers: How gay do you want this dance?
Director: Yes
plot twist- *HOLY FUCK THEY ARE GAY*
It’s as if they’re also trying to convince everyone that they were gay
(You know the suicide note and everything)
Eyyyy RrRrRrRronicaaaa
It's a shame they got rid of this song in later productions of the show but I can understand why they did it.
Director: How gay do you want it?
Choreographers: *YES*
This is way gayer than I remember.
The gayness kills me
The lack of rolled r’s makes me sad
Why do all the characters have such off voices, and l look like there 40? They're supposed to be teens!
When you're gay but you have to act straight
Kurt and Ram were so gay. I loved it.
... could be gayer
Could be gayer
I love how they were going to kiss, they really were, and then Ram just pushed Kurt away
2:07 HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO BELIVE THAT THERE GAY AF
2:37 OMG THEYRE GONNA KISS
2:38 DANG IT
Could be gayer
2:02 “like Princess Leia”, having recently got into Star Wars this line became even cringier
OpEn ThE d O o R
could be gayer
What a wonderful performance
Nah... i like the one with Barrett and ryan
the heathers are just sitting there disgusted for the first part of the song
Ok but the girl playing Heather N is freaking adorable
tag yourself i'm the girls in the audience that freaked out when kurt and ram were so close to eachother
Oh, do you guys see that? Its my ship. Its sailing
ram: *does the gay*
kurt: *does the gay*
veronica: *does the confusion*
*no homo*
0:36 when you hug your friend when you see a asshole
They purrrrrr like kittens
I appreciate the amount of gay in this, and the fact that even Duke and McNamara see drunk.
heather duke looks like a 50 year old lady
this cast sucks, they are really bad at singing
Kurt and Ram in this song were supposed to be off. They wanted them to be realistically drunk sounding. But the Heather's....
*mY BALLS ARE IN YOUR C O U R T*
AT 1:30 HEATHER SLAPED HIS BUT
OH MY LORD
Sweeney: Totally platonic NOT sexual ass slap of Kurt
This is the most gay straight thing ever
0:15 Are your knees ok? Mine wouldn't be after that
This was so good. Omg! How am I supposed to believe that they're not gay?!? I love this so much
God the actors are horrible
That high pitched oh no killed my ears and seriously could they get any gayer
Slides you a $20
Make it even gayer