Heathers: The Musical Cast - Blue Lyrics




[RAM:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica

[VERONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it

[KURT:]
Don't talk mean like that

[RAM:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]
You hurt them badly

[RAM:]
You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]
They're hangin' sadly

[RAM:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?

[KURT:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM:]
Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT:]
They long for your embrace!

[RAM:]
They're warm like mittens!

[KURT:]
They'll curl up on your face

[RAM:]
And purr like kittens!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Just look at them glow...

[RAM:]
They're beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM:]
Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA:]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[VERONICA:]
Open the door!

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!

[RAM:]
Hold 'em!

[KURT:]
Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM:]
And never let go!

[KURT:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy

[RAM:]
But they knew you're dirty

[KURT:]
You've set them on fire

[KURT & RAM:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM:]
They'll wear a suit and tie

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
And a fancy collar!

[RAM:]
They'll sing a lullaby:

[KURT & RAM:]
La la la la la!

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please make these balls not blue

[RAM:]
Just for a while!

[KURT:]
Can't wait till later

[KURT & RAM:]
My pants are rubbin'

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like a hot cheese grater!

[VERONICA:]
Look! Booze. Drink!

[KURT:]
Thank you so much!

[RAM:]
They will protect you

[KURT:]
Defend you

[RAM:]
Respect you

[KURT:]
Befriend you

[RAM:]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT:]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!

[RAM:]
My balls will work for you

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
They will obey ya!

[RAM:]
They really need rescue!

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM:]
Baby, you've gots to come through

[KURT:]
Teach them to smile!

[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You got no clue how much
These two

[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!

[KURT & RAM:]
Yeah!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Ow! Ow!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them

[KURT & RAM:]
Good God!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You break..

[KURT & RAM:]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them

[KURT & RAM:]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You bake them
Chrissake..

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!





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Heathers: The Musical Cast Blue Comments
  1. Cecellia Enochs

    I love the fact that they touch her more

  2. Cecellia Enochs

    This is better than the original because they r more touchy and it makes the thing better

  3. advintarine

    director: ok so what kind of thing are we looking at for this scene, something that mirrors the original choreography- or..?
    choreographer: no. GAYER.

  4. purple people productions

    R we jus supposed to believe these r teenagers and not dads having a mid life crisis

  5. Brianna Collins

    To be fair remy aka kurt is actually dating charlie aka JD In rl

  6. Luca Nemeskéri

    "Mom, I gonna be in a musical!"
    "Oh, son, I'm so proud of you! What types of songs will you sing?"
    "Well... Khm... Blue... ?"

  7. Alison uwu

    this is what a boner feels like heh?

  8. GemStojii

    I don't know if this brings gay or bisexual energy but I love it

  9. Mary Serrao

    it’s unhealthy the amount of times ive watched different renditions of this song and enjoyed it every time

  10. Blue foxy•••

    Lalalala

  11. Anahera Hargreeves

    Showed this to my mum...I’m grounded for a week😬😂 WORTH IT

  12. Poddle Doddle

    This was at a high school!!! 😱

  13. Grace Marzke

    ayyyyeee ronicAAAA 👉🏻😎👉🏻

  14. Ева Димитрова

    This is the most gayest and at the same time the most straight song ever

  15. Danara De Jong

    I love my dead gay sons

  16. WatercolorLoverGirl

    This is amazing how have I not seen this before

  17. An Cermet

    That note at the end😍

  18. go eat raw onion shrek

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you know if I didn't know any better id say they were kinda gay

  19. Oof Memes

    Honestly the live versions aren't good, EXCEPT THIS

  20. Eomma Jin Says Stob It

    Gayyyyyyyyyy

  21. trvvrr ohgodohno

    This is so gay


    iloveit

  22. Avo Cado

    90% of the comments is ram and Kurt being called gay

  23. Mary3012 Roblox

    2:35 they ALMOST kissed

  24. but nobody came

    Директор: окей, как нам это сделать?
    Хореограф: мы можем сделать чуваков которые приебываются к Веронике АДСКИМИ ГЕЯМИ!
    Директор: Рики, ты гений, вот ключи от моего дома, иди домой и чпокни мою жену

  25. Nightgale Lullaby

    In this scene are they drunk XD

  26. Alex Daney

    This the gayest one I’ve ever see

  27. L I L Y P A R K E R

    C O U L D B E G A Y E R

  28. Ultima 12

    V: *0pEN thE D0oR*
    Heathers: Oh no, oh no no no!
    V: *writes suicide note* JD!
    JD: Bye bye Heathers!

  29. Ultima 12

    0:40 Heather M be like: Awwwww they’re so gay I ship it!
    Heather D be like: SHUT UP HEATHER

  30. davin ._.

    i definitely haven't watched this video specifically 32 times...

  31. v p

    Me*reads the description*
    Me: acting against cancer... Well, what a perfect song.

  32. Ultima 12

    So the Heathers are encouraging Kurt and Ram to rape Veronica? Greaaaat...

    smartguy458

    Not so much encouraging. More like they threw Veronica to the lions, so to speak, to save themselves from the randy football players.

  33. Isomer Mashups

    Wow. This video made me ship them.

  34. Ultima 12

    Remind me how they are not gay again?

  35. Chelsea Cyrus

    I’ve watched this maybe seven times and every time the "heYyYyyyy roniCAa" gets me

  36. Mary Aggers

    "Could be gayer"
    -Thomas Sanders

  37. Book Butterfly

    The gayest and straightest song ever

  38. J J

    Acting against cancer posts a song about dicks....

  39. Dani

    Ram kinda looks like a musical theatre version of Shayne Topp

  40. gravityisgettingweird

    this was kinda gay ngl

  41. Crybaby Bree

    *T H E G A Y N E S S*

  42. MagicBlue123 Railroad Second Channel

    Could be more gayer

  43. Naovbcool

    In the original
    Kurt and Ram all over Veronica, little gay at the end

    In this one
    Kurt and Ram all over each other, full homo no bromo

    I guess I just found my second favorite version

  44. did i stutter

    Doctor: I have your test results
    Me: Give it to me straight
    Me: No give it to me Gay
    Doctor: You make my balls so blueeeeee.
    Nurse: They’re hangin’ sadly

  45. yazaley productions

    I love how all the comments are about how gay this is

  46. Demo Chan

    I can't decide if this is gay or not.
    They're acting so fucking gay but the song is about them being straight, so what the fuCK

  47. JK 360

    2:34 those few seconds where they actually are gay

  48. SugarSweetSofia

    I was expecting:
    Hey~...... *Vrrrrrrrrrrronica*

  49. keely’s corner

    honestly for this song it’s the gayer the better

  50. MEGAN TAPIA

    heather mc looks like peggy from hamilton.

  51. Celeste Powers

    Ram + Kurt: how gay do you want it to be?

    Director: yes

  52. apenas uma_Garota

    " Open the *DOOR* "

  53. Bob The Cactus

    That was the gayest version I've ever seen of this song

  54. DemiArt16

    GA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAYYYY

  55. soph9530 soph9530

    Tbh I ship ram and Kurt.

  56. Miensol

    Cheographers: How gay do you want this dance?

    Director: Yes

  57. inaboxanimations

    plot twist- *HOLY FUCK THEY ARE GAY*

  58. Josie Leyens

    It’s as if they’re also trying to convince everyone that they were gay
    (You know the suicide note and everything)

  59. Cynthia Galant

    Eyyyy RrRrRrRronicaaaa

  60. ABookNerd

    It's a shame they got rid of this song in later productions of the show but I can understand why they did it.

  61. Just Another Person

    Director: How gay do you want it?

    Choreographers: *YES*

  62. AwkwardPhangirl

    This is way gayer than I remember.

  63. I don’t like my Opinions either

    The gayness kills me

  64. Eden McAvoy

    The lack of rolled r’s makes me sad

  65. Warriors and Stranger Things Are Bae

    Why do all the characters have such off voices, and l look like there 40? They're supposed to be teens!

  66. Elim Kwok

    When you're gay but you have to act straight

  67. Frank n Furter is my spirit animal

    Kurt and Ram were so gay. I loved it.

  68. Guuru

    ... could be gayer

  69. stevonnie falls

    Could be gayer

  70. ash ton

    I love how they were going to kiss, they really were, and then Ram just pushed Kurt away

  71. John Borden

    2:07 HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO BELIVE THAT THERE GAY AF

  72. The Cringe Master

    2:37 OMG THEYRE GONNA KISS
    2:38 DANG IT

  73. Kathya Marcotte

    Could be gayer

  74. Hi I Like FalsettoS

    2:02 “like Princess Leia”, having recently got into Star Wars this line became even cringier

  75. Queenzess

    OpEn ThE d O o R

  76. Ryan Hurtado

    could be gayer

  77. Axel Bordelon

    What a wonderful performance

  78. Brookie Cookie

    Nah... i like the one with Barrett and ryan

  79. medicus

    the heathers are just sitting there disgusted for the first part of the song

  80. grass is the name

    Ok but the girl playing Heather N is freaking adorable

  81. hayden sinkhorn

    tag yourself i'm the girls in the audience that freaked out when kurt and ram were so close to eachother

  82. Cady Hunter

    Oh, do you guys see that? Its my ship. Its sailing

  83. Hop3less

    ram: *does the gay*
    kurt: *does the gay*
    veronica: *does the confusion*

  84. addxson

    *no homo*

  85. Hobi's Bean Sprouts

    0:36 when you hug your friend when you see a asshole

  86. cassie cardenas

    They purrrrrr like kittens

  87. Hannah The Banana

    I appreciate the amount of gay in this, and the fact that even Duke and McNamara see drunk.

  88. Fode YAKPO [11H1]

    heather duke looks like a 50 year old lady

  89. Fode YAKPO [11H1]

    this cast sucks, they are really bad at singing

    Kimiki Satchi

    Kurt and Ram in this song were supposed to be off. They wanted them to be realistically drunk sounding. But the Heather's....

  90. ree !

    *mY BALLS ARE IN YOUR C O U R T*

  91. The Emo Flamingo

    AT 1:30 HEATHER SLAPED HIS BUT

  92. Coriana Lee

    OH MY LORD

  93. Copper The Loser

    Sweeney: Totally platonic NOT sexual ass slap of Kurt

  94. Lemon Berry

    This is the most gay straight thing ever

  95. Lydia Lyrics

    0:15 Are your knees ok? Mine wouldn't be after that

  96. Queen_TaeTae

    This was so good. Omg! How am I supposed to believe that they're not gay?!? I love this so much

  97. some_bih

    God the actors are horrible

  98. deogorgon killer

    That high pitched oh no killed my ears and seriously could they get any gayer

  99. Mr. Maxibillion

    Slides you a $20

    Make it even gayer