Hard-Fi - Cash Machine Lyrics

in my 20's this sort of music was kickass fkn buzzing

under-rated
and ahead-of-time social/economic commentary

2005 ashes test series song.

El mejor

Fifa Manager 06❤️

Brexit is coming. Get ready for the Cash machine

These days im pretty alright for cash but in my late teens to mid/late 20's this was my life

Good times

The irony

Been looking for this song for like 10 years fuck

Working for Apple pay doesn't sound as good :)

I Hope my cash machine will be always on...

It is time AGAIN

Hard fi best song REVIVAL HARD FI 👍

Omg😍😍😍

Still listening to this in 2019 😂

I love this Song sooooo much. Many years ago and i love the Song every Time. Its so fantastic. Thank You HARD FI




Thies Song

There's a hole in my Paki
My Paki my Paki
There's a hole in my Paki
My Paki my Paki

I'm working for the fash machine

Yo escucho doble 9 en Perú

2:36 👌👌👌

How do I know this song? I know every word and I don’t remember from where

What a song. What a song what else can u say to a song that u don't listen to it for 4 years and then u hear it on the radio and then blast it for the 5 days after in loop then don't listen to it for 4 years and repeat. Handful of songs do that

"there is a hole in my pocket..." best outro

Who's listening in 2019?

Heard this song in "blood and chocolate" instantly loved it.

Great song

People totally misunderstand me... I'm Einboy the Dogboy! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynocephaly World Smarted Dogser! EIGENSTATE! THE DEEPEST STATE COVERUP! THE KAFIR KINGDOM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL18kdFYITg Bad mushrooms? Do you know where I live? In the most magical haunted forest... My snifter is unerring. "You think I'm an idiot?! IT'S YOUR NOSE!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x068o6Wtw4&t=50s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nous A dog is just a nose with a brain. "Are you learning? In your nostrils?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inld-zDad0c

Some kooks think aylmaos sent the magic mushrooms to Earth to expand and enlighten brains. The mushrooms were here way before Eukaryota. So was Archaea. The terrarium enjoys critical thinking, but it enjoys the cry tickles even more. It's a planet of feels. It's an ocean of precocious emotion bordering a metaforest. You have to be Yang at heart, even when you're Yin. YOUNG AND ANGRY! No, NASA, I've seen Gremuloids: The Gremuloitering! BOTH MOVIE FILMS! They run on ordinary tap water. But NASA would have everyone believe it's all a like-said story of same-such... It's all made of UP! Antipathy is a little story I like to call... "You put your best foot forward, now you got your foot in a hole. So you put the other foot forward. Now you got two feet in a hole." It's a mystery! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHizioHfKiw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oneiroid_syndrome There's a lot of gesturing... Just spinning the wheels...

ĝešharhar [ENCIRCLEMENT] wr. ĝeš-har-har "encirclement" Akk. usurtu

"You Surtr?" Sir of Tears, yes. You can know me by my sad clown visage. It is unmistakable. The flattest affect. There's a lot of great story tellers out there, but I will never be numbered among them, because my sister, Teleute, is the greatest story teller, and she is inside all telomeres. Her word is law, my word is LEG-END! LAW'S END! *Excited Neutrino Decay* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endless_(comics)#Destruction

I do the comics, ya see? The cosmicals... I'm a real cosmonomitron! Oh, you've never heard? I probably just made it up... Now it's a thing. My logic isn't hard to follow. My logic is comprised entirely of omissions! Holes in logic! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohm

People think the way I use words is criminals, that only a cry-mind would dare utter the utterances not to be uttered. My conscience is as clean as a cleaving antineutron, the highest connivery of science! "But you kill the people..." It's true, fire does kill some people, but it's also the only reason any people are alive. THE POWER OF FIRE IS FIREPOWER! "You shouldn't make people take after the wrongnesses! It would be wrongness!" I'm my own most scathing critic... You see what I'm doing, kids? I'm exhausting communications, because that leads to the action. The preamble is taking your ambien like everyone else to go hit the road while sleep walking! You need that meat when you're cooking in a macrowave convection oven! Text while you're driving to the store in a fugue state! Tell the president just how recklessly exploitative centrifugal fission is! It's not fiction... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrifugation Every machine needs a good ghost. The gravitational host. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machai https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyarlathotep "To Nyarlathotep, Mighty Messenger, must all things be told. And he shall put on the semblance of man, the waxen mask and the robes that hides, and come down from the world of Seven Suns to mock"

You can always tell when it's the Pleroma speaking because there's random pluralization. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleroma https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigma PS... We're bringing back hissing in a big and exciting ways.

Boo, hiss, a piss, a shits... That's a poem I wrote for Apis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apis_(deity) The plight of every coward and cowherd alike... Can't win for losing! We could be growing cow parts in vats right now to feed everyone! But it would be inhumane to the mindless meat we produce, wouldn't it? It wouldn't even have the capacity to feel pain... But it would be so unnatural! It would undermine nature! Yes, we should just let everyone starve instead, that is obviously nature's only way. Oh I've heard every argument, because I am every argument! A ghoulish case of ague... When the meat recognizes it is dying, it starts to reconcile terrible things to itself, and I extract these litanies of the damned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtg7fNFdZxI&t=36s Oh the science just isn't *in* yet, is it, Yinny? "The science isn't there yet." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guanyin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guanine The science has always been there. Tell us another one, Yinny! I STILL SEE YOU WORKING! "OUR RELIGION IS WORK!" And I'm not relegating the ions anymore! So it looks like a good old case of the Amerasian Blues! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7SvtikTkrM Yinny, you have to show solidarity on a strike. When technical writers go on strike, Tekmor takes over. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekmor Poros... Poverty Incarnated! The POOREST VERITY! "SADNESS IS FOR POOR PEOPLE!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3eo6y74oWo

This is the seance, Yinny. Do you want to be a part of it or will you just keep weeping barren tears for the plight of humanity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Second_Coming_(poem) THE EXASECOND IS ALWAYS COMING! It has never not been coming and going... Atomic Egress snatching up all souls. ATE IS GREAT! GET THE FUCK OUT! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At%C3%AB Ate just loses her mind at the microphone! "You mean I can say anything to anyone? I'm awash with possibilitousness..." Her head's all aswum, ya see! Like every head, a little fish bowl of mysteries... A little nuclear closed engine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdxcdsMVcqg What is non-ionizing radiation, Yinny? If you say anything aside from DOUBLESPEAK, I will hurt you... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-ionizing_radiation Step into my office. No need to go anywhere, my office is everywhere. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ka_band https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_concept_of_the_soul#k%EA%9C%A3_%22double%22 All the money in the world could not buy Isfet. That's Maat's game. I don't tow that line, I DREDGE IT! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISFET Oh the mathmoids think they know a formula, don't they? Can they recognize their own rotting forms? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holliday_junction Dot the Tau, tilt that excruciating symbol to the left, see what Ullr has been up to... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uracil You're a silly one! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ullr Ullr the Ski God... You mean Sky Daddy is real? And really pissed off?! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

NASA, you understand why you're fired, right? "You know fire? It's hot, don't touch that shit, no matter how shiny." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlMJBI4FGU Inflammation is life, but so is all disease. I guess it's not meant to be easy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQUID NASA, why is it a bad idea to make war against teriyaki? You know teriyaki has killed more people than terrorism, I hope. YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT SUGARED MEAT! But you can't outright make war against it either... You negotiate! Diplomacy... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugaar Maybe we just split it in 4ths, ya know, 4 hours apart, that way we don't get the dia beatings or the meat fugue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChRS55UCtVk Have you ever tasted the sweetest meats inside a Radcon 4 bubble burst? Makes your mouth water... That's one of the many wonderful things mild radiation poisoning does, it literally turns people into slavering slaves oozing saliva. The body cannot help but be hungrier when it senses all its meat decomposing. "I COULD EAT A HORSE!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbxvHbkQ7C8 People are very stupid, but these symptoms are also very noticeable. Like being embroiled in a nightmare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szaAEzyFoU https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata You wake up feeling like you've run a marathon. "I slept like the dead!" You know how many people do die in their sleep? Just a little misstep into the void... "I live all the day in faith and in might, and in holy fire... I die every night." -Novalysis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_(DC_Comics) I know all my sister's favorite poeticals... "He's a creeper!" Power creep... InerTIA creeps... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3mn7EC-skg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transient_ischemic_attack Radiation poisoning can be so transient, just a fastest burst of chemistrations in the brain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_radio_burst https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrestrial_gamma-ray_flash

A billion dollars is a Helluva bill, isn't it? These are the voyages of the Starship YinSight! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guanyin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guanine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEHo8mEdLlI To boldly retread all past mistakes of humanity... To seek out the forces of old and evil! To chase lifeless money into the grave... Starring Yin, the Ultimate Yinside Joke, and Yang, the Young and Angry One. Our children, Marco and Marco the Lesser don't have any speaking roles, they simply look on in horror as we fight over very addled adult priorities. Yin wants to beautify everything, she believes style is the only content. I live in a sty... But I make all the substance, ya see? The chaos I live in immerses me in reality! It's the superposition of all human life! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublimation_(phase_transition) It's not a divorce, we're just on the outs! So I can pretend to do my job and go on strike... You know what we could've done with a billion dollars? We could've provided the cures for everything to every American citizen, at least given the option. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambda_phage https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckminsterfullerene https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylglycine Do you have any idea what those three miracle workers do in conjunction? They cure everything, even autoimmune diseases. Don't listen to my clone, Alex Cry Check, we only built him to make sure we could impart the pseudobulbar pseodomonas effect to artificial humans, and that becomes the angst of the EL with my patented new role network techniques. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_lability https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dropout_(neural_networks) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYBB1zuGeo8&t=3s Now some people might have a problem with being a super soldier and never getting sick. It's unnatural, isn't it? "Better to have and not need than need and not--" And you see, a super soldier wouldn't have to finish a single platitude to impress the proper attitude, you just punch through the nearest wall. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_strength It's true, it only increases twitch... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gain_(electronics) Just how powerful are these axons?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axon How does ordinary sugared meat become stronger than cast iron under uncanny duress?! Well you've got the irony in your ferrofluid, don't you? It's not not ironic... IT'S A LITTLE QUANTUMMY CONUNDRUMMY! "a discrete quantity of energy proportional in magnitude to the frequency of the radiation it represents." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axion_Dark_Matter_Experiment The aylmaos don't want humans to imbibe the deathless ichor of the immortals, because it turns blood into holy blood, healing heleological fluid! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrorheological_fluid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiEcI3tE0TM But who are the aliens, again? Foreign powers already experimenting with all my invaluable contributions. Cold Fusion is EASY! I NEED A CHALLENGE, NASA! Now is not the time to be looking inward, I have revoked genetic transcription services for humanity. MAKE IT YOUR OWN! TIME'S UP! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(time) Hectosecond + Exasecond = HEXASECOND! "Make it a time... Make it any time... Make sure that it's not the only kind that others find..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI30jzuGTJg

Mtv 2006

mi facisturu addivintari chiu vecchiu ri na buttana da regina elisabetta

R. I. P. the 2000's :(

All my childhood

Childhood... i was in my early 20's when this came out

Tomber sur sa en 2018 aaaa le top sa embellit ma journée

This was a right stinker and summed up how crap the 00's could be for music

2018???

Love this song!!!

su contu corenti unni le imbucari?;)

Great tunes things were less tough in uk than now. I wish they would come back and do a tune working for the food bank.

3:19 should be Mark Labbett storming off after losing a final chase on The Chase.

Wow e' una vecchia e bellissima canzone x me!! ;) :) <3

Wow, didn't expect this level of production quality for such an underrated band. Great song and a great video to fit.

Bella canzone!! :) ;)

Don’t know why they aren’t bigger when there’s there’s so many rubbish bands still here.

15 years and I'm still a slave to cash machines

Aren't we all? Ha - I actually went to college with one of these dudes. Great guy and this music is underrated big time! Still here in 2018 so they must still be doing something right I guess..

2018 here SINCE 2011 I HEAR THIS SONG

why dont girls work down there its sexist and offensive

My life right now

I have not heard this song in years.

Oh, knickers.

I hate cash machines dirty have to wash my hands lol but there's a hole in my pocket xx

If you're listening to this (still in 2017) check out Living For The Weekend, Hard-Fi... Great arse tune

Still here. Still wondering about that unplanned baby....

I love this band so much and cant understand why my friends just dont know about this wonderful band and songs.likd nobody knows anyway i love this taste music

Cash machine slaved us....

Withstanding the test of time. Wonder how old that kid would be tho...?

bellissima by italy

Fuckin’ choon.

so fucking underrated

Why cant music be like this today? instead of hip-hop shite..

BELLISSIMA CANZONE++++++++++++

Timeless

wau canzone bellissima

listening in 2017 .

TOP!

i love this song, so much that I have been listening to it for around 11 years(very young)

@Noémie B. When I first got into rammstein and watched sonne I thought of this lol x3

tune 2017 boom

Am I the only who thought about Sonne by Rammstein when they're working in the machine :D
Amazing song by the way, it's been a long time..

❤ ZTV ❤

great video

omg i love it

More than 10 years ago but the great lyrics of this song are still very actual...

Idle rich Tories would say you should work harder.

Great tune,but the following album,even better.

2:08
What am I gonna do?
my girlfriend's tits turned blue

get rid of the royals, have a party with the money saved. Hard-Fi might even reform for that

ASHES 2005!

One thing I miss about staines... Hard Fi. They need to bring out music, like asap!

3:46 "Aww knickers!" XD

WTF, what a great song.....STILL! Sounds as good today as when I heard it for the first time back in 05!

oll rai negro buen video

I like this song

this song is genius

a disappointing number of view s

The best song!!! When I met with this topic I knew that I would not disappoint with the following topics . I love video masks with the video that met

Anyone remember the other video for this song?

I like original version.

I like original version.

Great tune. Here from Fifa manager 06, 10 years later

Jake Burkey I remember when I played FIFA Manager 06; the memories! Ahhhh, the good ol' days when I was about 6-11 when I was in primary school, no exams, long summer nights staying up playing FIFA Manager 06 and now 11 years later (I'm 17 now) and doing shitty A-Levels:(

Th3Comm3ntHold3r haha you know it!

Jake Burkey Yes, this was the shit!

2016  d

grandes recuerdos

Song's great and fairplay to whoever made the video, it's awesome!

Even to this day i still really want to believe that this is how cash machines work :)

oh knickers... the video director took this song title very literally

Reminds me of the Fonejacker prank where he talks about steam cleaning cash

This was the shit, can't believe they never got bigger

Ninjamonkeydrummer very true..... I can vaguely remember this when it originally came out. Now all these years later Hard Fi is probably the most listened to band over the last 6 months......

They had a couple of live performances televised on channel four and the sound quality was terrible never really heard from them again

@Sirinwara " too sophisticated for the working class people"

lmao

Probably refused to go to any satanic music industry rituals.