Hanna, Gabbie - Roast Yourself Challenge Diss Track Lyrics






Yo, Revine for Revine
I got 1.7 million subscribers and I made this entire thing on iMovie
Like, not just the video part, like the entire thing
Like, I had to export the audio file as a video and then bring it back in as a video and then overlay video on top of video because I don't know how to do shit with audio, it's pretty fucking pathetic

Hi Gabbie! Hey!
What's up today? I'm gonna roast myself
That's up to date
Not really, bitch, you're fucking late
Two shitty vids a week too much to plate?
You know damn well what took so long to come out with this whack-ass song
What the fuck are you supposed to do when you wanna join in but no one challenges you?
It's lonely and pathetic but I'll put that on the shelf and I'll challenge myself to roast myself
How original! What a surprise. You're dying alone and you can't get guys
Maybe your dating life would be just fine if you didn't talk about it all the fucking time

Welcome back!
Who the fuck you talking to, bitch?
Can't you see no one's even coming back to this shit?
You have another channel that nobody watches, your vlogs got no views like an agnostic
Haven't you noticed all your views slow-dropping?
Looks like your show-stoppers stopped show-stopping
You hang out with and act like and dress like a teen and your social life only exists on the screen
The fact that you've had the same hair for 8 years doesn't make you appear to be young to your peers
Speaking of which, how fucking old are you again?
Your voice sounds like you smoked two packs a day since you were 10
About to get as cold as a damn ice cube, how the fuck did you ever make it big on YouTube?
Take your irrelevant ass back to Vine where people only hate you 6 seconds at a time
You remade so many memes I forgot to mention: your family set you down for de-vine intervention

The Gabbie Show, what a fucking genius
Twerk for views, now show more cleavage
Here's some shit to make them flip their lids
Make some vids that appeal to kids
Pokemon, Ghost Stories, Tinder Dates
Make content that even you would hate
So you can get hella views 'cause they all relate, then you slap 'em in the face with some fresh clickbait
If you had fans once, then you surely lost them, now you only get views making out with Shane Dawson
It's not clickbait if it actually happened!
Okay, stop right there before I start snapping
You say you hate drama but don't try to spin it if that was the case, how you always up in it?
Get off your fucking high horse and take some blame
Stop exaggerating stories just for money and fame
I don't know how to get this through to you, if you're always in drama, the problem is you
Oh! It's probably true
The Gabbie Show, behind the scenes
Stuffing your face with Krispy Kremes
Reading comments about your size
Use Chipotle napkins to wipe your eyes
Washing your feelings down with tears
I'm on a diet!
What, for 25 years?
I know you diet and you're trying to be a smaller size but running out of ideas is your only exercise
I'm not the type to hit you with low blows but the only thing bigger than your thighs is your nose
You think my nose is big? Oh, I never heard that before. Tell me why your roast sounds like a 10 year-old commenter
Gotta admit, that's a real good one. Now, tell me Gabbie, who'd you steal that from?
I never stole a joke from any of the pros
That's a lie, that's why you got Pinocchio's nose
Oh! Ouch! Oh my god, I can't even be mad! Fuck, that was clever! Shit! Ouch!

You rehash the same joke a million times, you did "Me as a Parent" so many times it's a crime
Another storytime?! Bitch, now you're just lazy
Even your therapist knows you're crazy
You talk about roommates and Uber rides, you'd keep your nose out their business but it's hard at that size
Typical Gab, three nose jokes in a row
You're proving my point, so I guess I can go

I'm sorry, kid, but you hit your peak
You're your own biggest fan but your content's weak
It's all downhill and your future's bleak, might as well make yourself showstopper of the week

You know, people always comment on how it's cool that I have the same username on everything, like "thegabbieshow" on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, literally everything and if you really think about it, it's because, that's a thing because, nobody's ever cared enough to steal my handle. That's how irrelevant I am is nobody's ever tried to steal my username, so there's a silver lining on that
Also, why are you always yelling?





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Hanna, Gabbie Roast Yourself Challenge Diss Track Comments
  1. P.... S....

    Out of all the roast yourself videos I’ve seen, this one’s the best. Looks like she spent a lot of time making it. I think people are at their highest when they can create something that took them lots of time. My fave part is 1:34-2:05

  2. M.... R....

    ”my brain is poisoned and i’m searching for the antidote but every time i find it my defenses scream oh no you don’t”

  3. r.... n....

    you rly arent worth it, i know atleast 20 people who will fit better in your spot

  4. C.... E....

    The over vine shirt hit me harder than I thought

  5. b.... 2....

    basicly bo burnham

  6. T.... g....

    This isn’t that good but it’s ok.

  7. E.... C....

    This is amazing

    E.... C....

    I think you commented on your comment and then liked both the comments

  8. O.... C....

    The whole second part is so relatable

  9. C.... M....

    I swear to god I’ve watched this so many times. The slow break down gets me every time. The mental spiral of such a simple thought. Showing how you can go from “I’ve got the job everyone wants this is awesome!” to “I don’t deserve it. I’m worthless. Im shit.” That shit hits my heart so fucking hard. 🖤

  10. S.... H....

    you are so amazing wow. you are a real poet gabbie

  11. S.... H....

    you made me cry! i just wanna hug you!

  12. S.... H....

    you're cool.this is a banger. you the most real gabbi

  13. M.... W....

    Don’t talk like that to yourself. Be proud of what you are and don’t try to be like that fancy California girl that is a poor choice.

  14. C.... ....

    Ok... but why does her poems suck??

  15. C.... L....

    6 million people out of 6 billion people in this world but there are more homeless people than there are walmarts in this world so stop putting shit aka bullying and trash on this website all haters are jealous and spoiled brats. bullshit

  16. L.... G....

    Wow. This is amazing. Made me think of twenty one pilots. I don't usually share YouTube people but def. Sharing this!

  17. X.... ....

    One thing,
    Just one thing,





    Me too, my parent treat it like a joke it’s funny to then

  18. e.... p....

    2:32 onwards made me cry i can relate to this i have depression always hate myself I love you Gabbie noone is perfect it would be boring and un human xxxx❤❤

  19. H.... H....

    damn that shit turned 1 to 100 real quick

  20. a.... c....

    She really went off with this, i know im going to keep coming back to this video

  21. S.... L....

    I didn’t have a job or money when this came out and I’m really upset because I would’ve killed to buy it on iTunes.
    Some of the lyrics hit home and provide a sick sense of comfort knowing that I’m not alone in this. Thank you for sharing this with us ❤️❤️

  22. P.... ....

    I’m crying from the second half it just is so deep and has so much meaning

  23. K.... W....

    Why did I just find this???? 😭

    K.... W....

    Algorithms, idk why are you asking me.

  24. C.... R....

    I love this roast yourself challenge♥️😘. I love you Gabbie

  25. R.... K....

    Gabbie Hanna is a beautiful woman who does not deserve feeling like this, if she had to make a song verse... She thinks she does not deserve us but we do not deserve her

  26. D.... B....

    Your a bad person fuck u

    D.... B....

    Delaney Booth IVE NEVER SEEN A NEGATIVE COMMENT BEFORE!!! Woah, it's so heartless 😂.




    Why am I excited to see a negative comment? I'll never know...

  27. A.... !....

    2020 anyone. This song touches me in the ❤️

  28. P.... _....

    Damn the latter half is so relatable

  29. S.... A....

    For anyone wondering why all the recent hate- it’s definitely not just people being “mean haters” lol
    She lied about someone having an STD and tried to justify her own involvement in a situation which had 0 to do with her. It had to between to grown adults. Why go around spreading rumors about someone having an STD?
    She turned her back on her best friend because she wanted to keep networking with her bffs rapist. Then tried to make her friend seem like the bad person by saying she has mental health problems so don’t trust her. Like she literally used her own friends trauma against her. Why??

    She’s lied, bullied, manipulated her old friends. Most of them have come out with their on horror stories about this girl.

    I’m sorry but behavioral patterns mean something. Words don’t.

    S.... A....

    Thanks for this, went off her and came back and was confused

  30. B.... i....

    Is it bad that everything she said is literally me.

  31. L.... P....

    this was your peak

  32. F.... ....

    This is still so epic.

  33. A.... N....

    “People love that I hate myself” Damn....I felt that...

  34. G.... F....

    Even in 2020 this still hits hard

  35. V.... G....

    Wow you are depressed

  36. z.... ....

    I'll never understand why so many people hate you.

  37. a.... ....

    girl, let them boobs breathe 🤣

  38. s.... f....

    I forgot how fast this gets sad

  39. S.... E....

    Its ok to be the female EMINEM

  40. D.... T....

    I love you!😘

  41. T.... t....

    2:30


    replay button!

  42. Z.... W....

    She was funny before she cut her hair n grew up

  43. J.... H....

    GABBIE F*CKING DID T H I S ! ! !

  44. B.... J....

    you do deserve it gabbie your not alone

  45. E.... E....

    Lol, I just showed my friend this video and she said "She has a cute nose"

  46. k.... S....

    I love this

  47. E.... R....

    came back to this song to see how many words i could remember.. i remembered all of them and it’s been over a year. i’m not a fan of gabbie at all at this point but this is a very powerful song and i hope eventually she can become a better person and come back to her roots and be herself again.

  48. S.... Z....

    Okay but this is a vibe and it hits different

  49. O.... C....

    This song was so sad it touched a really dark place in me and the second part felt so personal like I've been through all that

  50. S.... K....

    Listen to the first five minutes of this song and then listen to the last five minutes of the song.....🥴🙃

  51. J.... W....

    This is way better than any of her published poems

  52. D.... C....

    Its not bad i.ll lest to it all daylike watching her in the video

  53. N.... ....

    Been a year and a half and I still listen to this.

  54. O.... ....

    Are you by any chance a Leo?

  55. L.... P....

    this makes me cry every time i hear it

  56. K.... B....

    Love you gabbies your the best you are awsome i wish i could if helped you becuase i went too alot when i was very young

  57. C.... P....

    I love you gabbie

  58. M.... T....

    She needs to be a rapper...like NOW

  59. M.... t....

    Umm why is this fucking FIIIIIIREEEE?!?!

  60. S.... S....

    Gabbie I don’t love that you hate yourself I wish you loved yourself

  61. j.... l....

    You should do an updated diss track

  62. C.... L....

    Well I was not ready to spiral tonight ffs Xxxxxxx

  63. F.... A....

    I've watched this a lot, each time hits harder and deeper. It's beautiful, as is Gabbie

  64. C.... S....

    I'm crying

  65. m.... f....

    Awe Gabbie....😔

  66. L.... C....

    This is amazing

  67. m.... ....

    this is great

  68. S.... &....

    Please put this on the album XD

  69. r.... s....

    You don't deserve this. You deserve something real. You deserve happiness and peace of mind just like we all do. Keep grinding, pretty lady. You will find what you're looking for, I promise.

  70. R.... D....

    throwback to the most cringe thing on youtube

  71. X.... K....

    Cabbies depressed. How surprising

  72. c.... h....

    The second part is literally my brain and how I act

  73. r.... g....

    When its been over a year and you still relate to the song the first part is a bip tho

  74. S.... G....

    2020 and still coming back.

  75. H.... G....

    You have a red Toyota Corolla just like Colby Brock

  76. n.... ....

    So, I definitely disagree with Gabbie's actions, but I genuinely love her videos and online personality. I really hope she owns up to what she's done and takes the time to improve herself. We've all messed up and made bad decisions. I hope she comes back from this as a changed person who I can support without feeling icky about it.

  77. A.... P....

    Spotify please!!!!! I have this song screen recorded just so I can listen to it off wifi

  78. D.... ....

    I love the title of this song. Lol.

  79. R.... ....

    I want this on spotify!

  80. G.... ....

    Best part 100% 5:48

  81. D.... A....

    i love that you hate yourself because I hate myself too

  82. C.... B....

    4:26 “woah”
    idk why but that hit me and it didn’t a year ago

  83. L.... M....

    This still good

  84. K.... J....

    "It feels good to be forgot."

    MOOOOD

  85. r.... ....

    “ i’m not worth it “ hit hard

  86. T.... B....

    It’s almost 2020, the decade is almost over. We can get through this guys, I know we can.

  87. S.... J....

    Woahhhh I was NOT ready for that

  88. �.... ....

    Sucks to suck

  89. A.... V....

    no matter fucking what.... i will always support and love gabbie. stop hating on her. i mean honestly, she hurts. even if this was a year ago. she hurts. leave her alone.

    A.... V....

    I still love her, but her actions speak louder than words. She sided with a rapist and that's not okay, she knew what she was getting into and she was okay with it.

    A.... V....

    lovelynight that’s very true. and i’m not making excuses for her. she knew what she was doing. and she should take complete fault for that. but she still feels pain. i just don’t want her to get to the point where she feels worthless. because everyone has worth.

  90. E.... M....

    Sorry to ruin the moment but does anyone notice that the "no drama" pizza shirt. She wore it in the last roast yourself

  91. �.... ....

    The part that I can most relate to begins at 2:33

  92. G.... C....

    It's true, you only see what's on the screen, the good/best part of people's days. So people should never get upset thinking that some youtubers life is better than theirs cuz they edit the video to show you what they think is their best. I don't think anyone can be their 'best' I don't even think someone can be the best. Gabbie stay strong I think it's brave sharing your depression with everyone hopefully your friends and fans are behind you and support you, I might not have been watching you for long but just know I'm behind you, supporting you. Stay strong gabbie I love you Xxx I support you.

  93. M.... R....

    I'm happy that the 2nd half ( anti social media) is going to be on TTNY

  94. R.... A....

    Gabbie I understand you I can relate to you people that I love leave me all the time and people that I trust betray me
    And I feel the same so I am here for you

  95. L.... W....

    Gabbie you can do it ik u can i have and so can u💛💛💛

  96. J.... l....

    Over a year later and I still get chills

  97. S.... V....

    This is great

  98. C.... P....

    is anyone gonna talk about her TAN....

  99. y.... ....

    this is bad