Hank Williams Jr. - Fax Me A Beer Lyrics
Well here we are smack in the middle of the 90's high tech age
We got lasers CDs microchips and fat free fat these days
Well that's all fine but I got a mind that's changing to fast for me
Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history
And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction
That's when I got the best idea I think I had in years
I think I'll be cool and invent the tool that'll fax me a beer
Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
Yeah makin' old whiskey that was risky but this is all in the clear
Sit back relax and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see
And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world
Well hold on cause I'm working on a machine that'll fax a real live girl
Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear
The old office code will never quite bet the same when it come cold and clear
Sit back relax and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Would you like me to fax me a beer...
Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I'll fax you a beer
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- Hank Williams Jr. - Lawyers, Guns And Money
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- Hank Williams Jr. - Outlaw's Reward
- Hank Williams Jr. - Country State Of Mind
- Hank Williams Jr. - Montana Cafe
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- Hank Williams Jr. - My Name Is Bocephus
- Hank Williams Jr. - Loving Instructor
- Hank Williams Jr. - Fat Friends
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Hank Williams Jr. Fax Me A Beer Comments
Kto od cejrowskiego?
hell yes fax me a beer thanks Hank and the 2 people can KISS MY ASS IF U DONT LIKE HANK WILLIAMS OR JR U CAN KISS ALL OF OUR ASS
I remember fax machines. Our first one had a crank starter. That was a big improvement over the old coal-fired ones.
I got a brand u blu ray, an I cant make th damn thing work....... love ya hank
2 people never received their beers !!
2 people can kiss it
This song is amazing. I can't wait for the future.
Dated? maybe....we still don't have a machine that will send us a beer out of thin air.. LOL
Nelson Michael I wish I could invent this dwvise-and I don't even drink alcohol!
my theme song for bout a yr lol
This may literally become possible when they perfect 3D food printing...