Hall, Tom T. - The Adventures Of Linda Bohannon Lyrics
In a town about the size of a truckstop or bigger
Lived Linda Bohannon, a natural queen
She lived with her folks in a little white farmhouse
She helped out by hoeing the corn and the beans
And any would say there was much to admire
Every turn of the curve of her body was flawless
From pretty white teeth to her shiny blond hair
One day as she stood by the road leading westward
In blue jeans and t-shirt and mail-order boots
The tractors and trailers and pick-ups saw Linda
The drivers all slowed down to holler and hoot
They received not a smile from miss Linda Bohannon
Just Linda Bohannon, a physical treasure
Stepped into a light-blue Mercedes Benz
And this is one of those times that we wish we knew the missing parts to these stories, but this is all we know
She was missing a week and her parents were worried
She called Sunday morning and said, "I'm okay"
Well Bohannons don't talk much, but we found out later
She called from a movie star's house in L.A.
She's home now and been here for six years or seven
She brought home a baby, a fine-looking lad
Well Bohannons don't talk much, and Linda don't either
And nobody told us a thing about his dad
Well she's pretty as ever and she works in a giftshop
Looks after her boy and she don't ask for help
She watches the re-runs of an old TV western
And the boy looks a lot like a re-run himself.
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Hall, Tom T. The Adventures Of Linda Bohannon Comments
Was this song based on a real person or just made up I wonder...fab song
he is great!!!
That made my night.
How can you not love this man and his singing/storytelling? He has a gift.
Had this on tape many years ago. Tape has gone of course, but this song always stuck in my mind. I searched for this but always got a negative in my searches, then all of a sudden here it is. Thanks for the songs Tom T.
Molly and gem ruck
Molly and tembrok about to great race horses from Kentucky
I have always loved Tom T. Hall.
One of my favourite Tom T songs. My copy of the album went awol years ago. Thanks for uploading.
Isn't this just one of his best. Brilliant song writing, brilliant story, brilliant ending.
uploaded on Tom Ts birthday unless I am mistaken. Another great story/song.
certainly of of the best songwriters of country music