Gym Class Heroes - Scandalous Scholastics Lyrics






(Did you hear about Travis?)
(No, What?)
(I heard he’s been hooking up with a teacher!)
(NICE!)

And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways
I’m always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little lessons from you
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

(Ah) I was just a snotty nosed degenerate
With hit pass perfection
Dodgin’ teachers down to give my late ass detention
Hardly a heartthrob but I made due
Using those same “circle yes or no”
Notes I used in grade school
Folded love letters with a tab that read “pull here”
Writin’ back and forth in notebooks for a full year
I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus
The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having
But who hasn’t?
The only difference beside the age
Was the fact I acted on it
And who wouldn’t?
A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust
And they hit it off so well
And I could tell the day she asked me
To stay after class that it was all bad
But I just bit my lip and acted all mad
The bell rang, class dismissed
The door shut and her skirt went up (That’s a Fact!)

And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)
I’m always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

We gave a brand new meaning
To “after-school special”
The second that our lips touched
She kissed my ribs
And counted each one out loud
I tried my hardest not to giggle
But I couldn’t cause it tickled so much
She pulled my pants to half-mast
I said “hurry Miss Sin
You gonna make me late for math class”
The way she praised my balls was vicious
Now that’s what I like to call sacrilegious
One time became twenty times
Before we knew it
We stopped caring about where we would do it
From the classroom to the bathroom
And when all the students was gone
We’d even do it in the staff room
From F’s to A’s in less than 3 days
Now the underachiever’s the one with the best grades
Made the third floor shake without breakin’ a sweat
Goddamn it felt good to be the teacher’s pet

And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)
I’m always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

(Ah) Goodness gracious, accusations
Started flyin' through the building
Cruel As School Children
This isn’t how it was supposed to be
Reminiscing don’t stand so close to me
And if it’s mostly my fault for letting this shit happen
But I couldn’t resist a little adolescent bragging
I mean, after all I was only 15
And she was showing me things
My virgin eyes had never seen
Never forget the little meeting she called
But when she saw my reaction
It made her appalled
So basically what you’re sayin' is
If I don’t keep tappin’ that ass
Then you ain’t gonna let me pass
Psshh, Some punishment lady
And as I turned towards the door
I looked back
She had her clothes on the floor
Needless to say I passed with flying colors
But my teacher was my best friends mother (damn)

And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)
I’m always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)
I’m always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)
I’m always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

Ahhh!





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  1. J.... C....

    In a strange way, a very sad song about a boy being taken advantage of.

    J.... C....

    June Cooper you must not be able to understand the lyrics, try again idiot

    J.... C....

    @Ling Xao Calm yourself

  2. H.... J....

    And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways
    I'm always late for lunch
    Learning dirty little lessons from you
    Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
    Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)
    I was just a snotty-nosed degenerate
    With hit pass perfection
    Dodgin' teachers down to give my late ass detention
    Hardly a heartthrob but I made due
    Using those same 'circle yes or no'
    Notes I used in grade school
    Folded love letters with a tab that read 'pull here'
    Writin' back and forth in notebooks for a full year
    I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus
    The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having
    But who hasn't?
    The only difference beside the age
    Was the fact I acted on it
    And who wouldn't?
    A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust
    And they hit it off so well
    And I could tell the day she asked me
    To stay after class that it was all bad
    But I just bit my lip and acted all mad
    The bell rang, class dismissed
    The door shut and her skirt went up (That's a fact!)
    And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
    I'm always late for lunch
    Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
    Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
    Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)
    We gave a brand new meaning
    To 'after-school special'
    The second that our lips touched
    She kissed my ribs
    And counted each one out loud
    I tried my hardest not to giggle
    But I couldn't 'cause it tickled so much
    She pulled my pants to half-mast
    I said, 'hurry, Miss Sin
    You gonna make me late for math class.'
    The way she praised my balls was vicious
    Now that's what I like to call sacrilegious
    One time became twenty times
    Before we knew it
    We stopped caring about where we would do it
    From the classroom to the bathroom
    And when all the students was gone
    We'd even do it in the staff room
    From F's to A's in less than three days
    Now the underachiever's the one with the best grades
    Made the third floor shake without breakin' a sweat
    Goddamn, it felt good to be the teacher's pet
    And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
    I'm always late for lunch
    Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
    Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
    Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)
    Goodness gracious, accusations
    Started flyin' through the building
    Cruel as school children
    This isn't how it was supposed to be
    Reminiscing don't stand so close to me
    And if it's mostly my fault for letting this shit happen
    But I couldn't resist a little adolescent bragging
    I mean, after all I was only fifteen
    And she was showing me things
    My virgin eyes had never seen
    Never forget the little meeting she called
    But when she saw my reaction
    It made her appalled
    So basically what you're sayin' is
    If I don't keep tappin' that ass
    Then you ain't gonna let me pass
    Psh, some punishment, lady
    And as I turned towards the door
    I looked back
    She had her clothes on the floor
    Needless to say I passed with flying colors
    But my teacher was my best friend's mother (damn)
    And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
    I'm always late for lunch
    Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
    Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
    Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)
    And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
    I'm always late for lunch
    Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
    Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
    Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)
    And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
    I'm always late for lunch
    Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
    Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
    Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)
    Ah!

  3. M.... G....

    Good song