Gym Class Heroes - Holy Horseshit, Batman!! Lyrics






She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Mam"
I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna be just fine.

So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing question or am I another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Now I've never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding satirical
I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet I'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts.

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

[Instrumental]

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me





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  1. i.... m....

    I don’t understand how this song got its name lol

    i.... m....

    You dont? Holy horseshit? Like religion is horseshit.

  2. L.... H....

    It sounds like Nate Ruess in the chorus

  3. X.... ....

    Nostalgia!!!

  4. J.... t....

    Very underrated song!

  5. S.... S....

    I love Gym Class Heroes, I love fun., this is the best song ever honestly

  6. C.... Y....

    Nate brought me here because I love him and well, I've fallin in love with this song

  7. S.... P....

    love gym class hero's

  8. A.... ....

    Awesome guitar solo!

  9. F.... S....

    What about Batman

    F.... S....

    so many people do that. :/

  10. K.... d....

    No one is a fool to think there is a place for him the sky but he is right. God is not a Man.

  11. D.... C....

    "but i hear the devil wears designer clothes"
    lol the devil wears prada (its a band)

    D.... C....

    It's a movie.

    D.... C....

    There's a movie and a band called devil wears prada mate

    D.... C....

    and the movie is based on a book i guess its just a common idea :)

    D.... C....

    @Sophia S oo i didnt know there was a book as well! i guess you learn something new everyday:)

  12. A.... ....

    It's awesome music but seriously people all the questions that sound confusing in this song are well explained in Islam... Y'all should read more about it :)

    A.... ....

    +Simon Quigley why?

    A.... ....

    +Matt Terrill lol

  13. A.... ....

    It's awesome music but seriously people all the questions that sound confusing in this song are well explained in Islam... Y'all should read more about it :)

    A.... ....

    +your favorite mexican why?

    A.... ....

    +Matt Terrill Because all religions claim the same thing, yet none deliver

  14. J.... ....

    I don't care what anyone says this song is so relatable it is unreal I don't even know why but it just is

  15. B.... H....

    It's a good song god forgive me for saying that

  16. M.... V....

    My goodness Nate! But seriously, these lyrics are amazing. It's a great song!

  17. M.... C....

    Nateeeeeeeeeeeee :)))))) funatic forever :)

  18. K.... ....

    Nate is in the band 'fun'

  19. a.... m....

    my favorite song ever, best mash up of singers !

  20. p.... ....

    Batman(: +Good Beat

  21. O.... G....

    Whose nick

  22. H.... ....

    Who is Nate Ruess? CAKERS!!!

  23. M.... P....

    LIKE IF YOUR LISTENING THIS JUST BECAUSE OF NATE RUESS!! :D

  24. J.... O....

    Nate Ruess makes this song good.

  25. M.... c....

    What is the title of the song..??

  26. L.... L....

    Yep I'm going to he'll

  27. B.... H....

    Gym class heroes has the best songs ever!

  28. l.... p....

    nice song i like it

  29. H.... S....

    Gives me energy.

  30. W.... ....

    i love how the title of the song has nothing to do with the actual song

    W.... ....

    Woodstock1297 yes it does its a bunch of holy horse shit

  31. M.... c....

    Nc song....

  32. M.... H....

    I think I have a new favorite song. :)

  33. d.... ....

    The purpose is defeated if the lyrics are hard to read. :/