GWAR - Where Is Zog? Lyrics






Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?

A grizzled face from the days of my youth
Where is Zog?
Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth
Where is Zog?
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Together we dove into oceans of war
Where is Zog?
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
Where is Zog?

Spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge
Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large
On the world scumdoggir I first met general Zog
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty
His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were norwegian!

Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?

I mounted the great porno-cow
And became a scumdog
I ritually defiled myself
And signed the captains Log
Finally brought before Zog
He slathered me with piss
Draining his bowels took several years
And not did one drop miss
And then his eyes fell, upon mine
There came a hellish glow
It wasn't love or hate you see, it was
Well I don't know

I was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory
No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me
But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work
Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk
The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection!
His war0skill was notorious, we always took direction

Many have mocked us, many have died
We don't need to succeed so we don't even try
Destined to godhood, to many's dismay
Just lords and masters of all we survey...
It could not be more clear, it's not fucking braille
A bleeding and bloated and bloody harvest of entrails
Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails!
Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale
Compared to my crimes
Compared to my crimes
Hitler's pale





Other Lyrics by Artist

Rand Lyrics

Last Posts

GWAR Where Is Zog? Comments
  1. C.... ....

    Dave Brockie taking a jab at Zionism?

  2. G.... C....

    what a loss o /miss you!

  3. c.... v....

    got any change

  4. G.... C....

    Anyone got any change? Space change?

    G.... C....

    Garrett Camper I've fifteen GWAR bucks in Chuckle Fucks. Is that enough?

  5. y.... ....

    This song almost has a Wesley Willis vibe to it, at least at the "where is Zog" parts

    y.... ....

    what the fuck you talking about???

    y.... ....

    +Matt Dingo Wesley Willis has a tendency to repeat the same line over and over throughout his songs

  6. P.... R....

    Them are some talented tings,out there.

  7. P.... R....

    for abunch of nuts,they jam.stay down for gwar.

  8. J.... K....

    I think its just you..

  9. T.... V....

    Balzac:oh..whats wrong with him?
    Oderus: hes fucked

    T.... V....

    ..... you think maybe you wanna go ahead and lock plasma turrets on target now?

  10. T.... J....

    No best is 0:00 to 4:56

  11. S.... B....

    Best is at 4:08 <3

  12. I.... S....

    I have question supreme odeusness Where ISN'T Zog?

  13. I.... S....

    How very astUTE of you...

  14. M.... ....

    I mow lawns w/ earplugs in, and catch myself screaming WHERE IS ZOG! LOL.

    M.... ....

    7 years later im still doing this lmao

  15. L.... ....

    fuck outta here waldo...

  16. M.... H....

    Where is Zog?

  17. D.... ....

    hey guys, i have a question, where is Zog?

    D.... ....

    USA, Israel, and many other countries around the world. (ZOG - Zionist Occupied Government)

  18. F.... Y....

    Lmfao! "You wanna...go ahead and lock plasma turret on the target now?......"Yeah...uh locking...plasma turret on target.." hahahaha fuck Zog in the background is too jokes "YOur car needs a squeedgy, its got birdshit all over it.. braghllll....." hahahahaha yes Gwar

  19. a.... ....

    Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk.
    Man that third one is the worst, I hate jerks. BUT I FUCKING LOVE GWAR!

  20. m.... ....

    @siglerproductions Listen to the song Mary Anne, Derks sings that song, and Derks was originally supposed to sing I Hate Love Songs.

  21. s.... ....

    and so finally I hear the voice of mike derks

  22. s.... ....

    you can't fucking order me around because your louder than me! (hahahaha, ahh... balsac, you hilarious creature you)

  23. S.... ....

    @taylorjamesdylan Nope. Same Balsac as before.

  24. t.... ....

    @Seligsuper new balsac

  25. T.... ....

    Fuck, I love this song.
    I love this fuckin' band.
    ... Wish I had a cuttlefish like his, with eyes and shit. Gotta be great.

  26. s.... ....

    @Seligsuper Balsac has lived on (and destroyed) countless trillions of planets. I'm sure he picks up and discards accents like toilet paper.

  27. Y.... ....

    LOL Battlecat!! Was that the name of He-Man's mount in "Thundercats" ? hahha

  28. J.... T....

    @mainstreamkidssmell your gay or is it metro?

  29. F.... ....

    Got some space change?

  30. j.... ....

    well anyways.... HAIL GWAR OUR GLOURIOUS MASTERS!! please continue to bless us your unworthy bohabs with your delightful filth!!!!!

  31. S.... ....

    What happened to Balsac's british accent?

  32. N.... ....

    @thomas242007 It's how they made super-mutants in fallout - FEV is really concentrated Jizmoglobin

  33. c.... ....

    @crashusmaximus
    its funny because he is like 20ft tall if you went to there 2009 show. and of course, they kill him!

  34. f.... ....

    @rfaction

    TBH i think Lust in space is similar to this toilet earth. they have some hardcore metal songs on it some exprimental songs and of course some songs for fun (EG: Eat Steel and Fight from this toilet earth. Lords and masters (half of it) and price of peace from Lust in space)

    Lust in space is truely an underated album although its not their best its still GREAT

  35. T.... D....

    Do you think GWAR stole his Busket Afterward's ?

  36. J.... C....

    gwar = ultra, yeah!

  37. n.... ....

    @Silverbender188 shes a tranny

  38. B.... S....

    @nooloo3000 your mother

  39. N.... B....

    @rfaction I think America must be Destroyed, Violence has Arrived, Beyond Hell, and Lust in Space are the best. But we all have opinions.

  40. T.... ....

    Where is Og?

  41. n.... ....

    who the hell is zog

  42. r.... ....

    honestly, i dont dig the sound of lust in space at all. this toilet earth is my favorite, followed by scumdogs of the universe

  43. S.... ....

    @DEANUK79 so what else can you tell me about drag queens, you seem to know quite a bit on the topic.

  44. S.... ....

    @DEANUK79 fail

  45. S.... ....

    @Th3RantDoctor i guess youve never listen to scumdogs of the universe

  46. H.... C....

    Personally, i think this is GWAR's best album. Maybe cuz its so heavy idk

  47. E.... ....

    @TrenzorZ Their first album was straight punk. Their second started going punky thrash, and they kept getting more thrash as time went on. Their second album is badass.

  48. S.... E....

    they wouldn't take just anyone...unless you were Norwegian.

  49. p.... ....

    was it 'where creatures roam' or 'where creatures dwell'?

  50. Z.... L....

    need a mp3 of this

  51. J.... S....

    where the hell is zog?

  52. D.... ....

    Zog has been hittin' the sauce a bit hard lately, dont you think?

  53. H.... ....

    GWAR absolutely rule.

  54. t.... ....

    lol ''got any space change.... dont worry i wont let em' hurt yall haha thts my shit''

  55. 2.... ....

    zog sounds drunk. lol

  56. U.... ....

    @SideWays8Productions yeah it does xD

  57. T.... ....

    the intro reminds me of the Polaris drum intro.

  58. A.... ....

    Got any change? Space change?

  59. m.... ....

    YO IM ZOG AND IM RIGHT HERE AND I KNOW YOU ARE GONNA DOUBT IT BUT I AM AND U CAN LOOK THAT UP.......

  60. C.... ....

    where is zog, up your ass

  61. G.... C....

    i honestly love this song. Unbelievably, GWAR has not missed a beat. I keep expecting them to suck someday..

  62. M.... ....

    Ahaha, right on man. Everyone is new to GWAR at somet point. But you don't know music until you see them live. do it, do it now.

  63. P.... ....

    i'm very very new to gwar and have been listening to all there material, i just started listening to them yesterday, i'm glad that i did this is by far my favorite band

  64. C.... M....

    wherever zog is living, i'm sure he's living large.

  65. C.... M....

    BALZAK; LOCK PLASMA TURRETS ON TARGET

  66. A.... ....

    I am still unsure about Lust in Space, but Gwar fucking RULE. One of the most UNDER rated bands MUSICALLY ever to have existed. Go listen to Abyss of Woe, perfect Maiden-esque speed metal.

  67. j.... s....

    i met zog he asked me for change

  68. A.... A....

    ME TOOOO i am chawcos bro but i was wearing i plain white tee so i could get covered in there jiz

  69. c.... ....

    I was the kid with dreads in the Hypocrisy shirt that had the crucified sinese twins... That concert was the shit! I crowd surfed almost every other song!

  70. J.... ....

    I just saw Gwar last night in Portland Oregen. They killed obama and i got his blood all over me. they sprayed so much of that stuff. it was INSANE tho

  71. w.... s....

    I have seen GWAR twice with my parents one in Lancaster paIn may of 09 where i live then in Richmond Va oct 23 09 and my third time this year will be Philadelphia Pa on Dec 12 09 GWAR Rox. SCUMDOG 4 LIFE!!!

  72. M.... ....

    ahaha i got jacksons face blood all over me man. fucking loved it!!

  73. C.... M....

    "BALZAK!!! LOCK PLASMA CANNON ON TARGET!!!!"
    "... is that an ORDER?"
    "What? NO! No.. more like a uh.. suggestion!"
    "You can't just order me to do stuff because your louder than me. Your not my boss."
    "Yeah but... uh.. Check it out."
    ".... uhh.. Whats wrong with him?"
    "*sighs* He's Fucked....... so um.. you wanna .. you know.. Lock Plasma Cannons on.. yeah..."

  74. M.... ....

    ahaha, we just couldnt get our GWAR fix. We had to keep listening, like crack in music form. Fucking savage show!!

  75. M.... ....

    yo, thats exactly where i saw them dude.

  76. T.... W....

    i saw them on thursday in Hali! fuckin awesome show man

  77. M.... ....

    you were there? they killed that baby so hardcore!!

  78. U.... ....

    i was there too! hehe.

  79. M.... ....

    saw these guys last night, they played this and then zog got brought out and rip apart with this saw thing and got spew all over us. fucking awsome!!

  80. M.... M....

    WHERE IS ZOG????

  81. C.... ....

    Disappointing end after all that build-up.