GWAR - The Ultimate Bohab Lyrics

He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie
When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie

Zit-scarred and unpopular
He's at the show alone
Running his mouth to no one at all
Later he cries bitter tears
He met his idol and he got punched
All he wanted was an autograph
The smell of his acne, it's heavily bunched
He fell down and everyone laughed

You're the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out

It's your dream come true
Your crummy fanzine got a GWAR interview!
You'll ask the questions, it all goes to tape!
But ask the wrong one and your ass will get raped!
But not by a dude, that would be gay!
But if that's what the band wants I guess it's O.K.!
We're not going to rape you...yet, so don't you fret it!
You brought a woman with you, and now she's gonna get it!

Cuz' this is how we roll, this is what we do
We're fucking your girlfriend right in front of you
And we know that's not your girlfriend, by the way...
She's only with you because you got her backstage
And you gave

You're the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out

Your pock marked face makes her sick
As soon as she's in there she's getting the dick
But not from you, from the entire band
So whip out your cock and lay a wad in your hand
Soon she is dead, but before we chuck her
Come on over here kid, there's still time to fuck her!
A festering hole where there used to be a crotch
We feed her to bears, all that's left is her watch

You gave your life with pride
But people that had known you didn't care that you had died
The last issue did real well
Because your interview was suicide
You followed GWAR to Hell....

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GWAR The Ultimate Bohab Comments
  1. 5602817144602817

    Fakeness. fuck YouTube,fuck auto correct I did not reply to myself. Zuckerberg you cock smoking junkie fucker.

  2. 5602817144602817

    This is a song about everyone on facebook, ha ha please love my fairness.


    Fakeness, stupid auto correct trying to look after your electro retards.

  3. Sqweeky Badger

    I'm new...... And now I'm ruined

  4. Matt Dingo

    I have to be 7500 of the views. I cant stop listening to this song.

  5. troika101

    This is the ultimate gwar song

  6. Sickmaniac

    Soon she is dead' but before we chuck her
    C'mon over here kid there's still time to fuck her!!
    One of my all time favorite lyrics
    Along with
    Cuz this is how we roll
    This is what we do!
    We're fucking your girlfriend right in front of you!!

  7. Austin Sanders

    kinda looks like no one cares

    Fredrick Andericksonne

    Austin Sanders maybe there are a lot of NPCs for this day and age

  8. Volock jones

    Owned !

  9. The Only Briggs

    @haggard316 You do know that I was trolling and I rated it thumbs up right?

    Ryan Christensen

    Sorry you suck

  10. The Only Briggs

    This is so fucking lame I didn't even take my fucking time to vote thumbs down, can someone do it for me?

  11. axelgarcia1

    "shes only with u cuz you brought her backstage... and you also gave her money!" lol