GWAR - The Road Behind Lyrics






Well I'm traveling down the road
And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,
I cant do the show
Hanging out backstage
I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract
I puked on every page
Slaughtered half the crew
Caused they ate the deli-tray
Oh Baby hey
Said I'd do the show but I Canceled anyway

[Chorus:]
You were road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms
Just another wattle flapping
On the old turkey farm
So baby....
[Second Chorus by Beefcake]
[2nd Chorus:]
And while the wheels keep rolling
And another milepost gone
All along the road behind
Oh can't you hear me calling
Just like the sad whale song I'm on the road behind
Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy
Y'know I snuffed a million planets
But I still find time to cry
Because there's more to life
Then making other people die
Like a little bloody tear baby
Running out my dirty little eye
And some things baby
They don't make no sense
Does it really matter if it bugs
Your parents?

[Chorus]

Now baby quit yer crying
Put those clown britches on

[2nd Chorus:]
Well the wheels keep rolling
And another signpost gone
Baby can't you hear me calling
Like a sad whale song [X2]
Sad whale baby





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  1. 0.... ....

    95 people ate the deli tray.

  2. t.... n....

    Eating someone's deli tray, is one of those lines that you just don't fucking cross.
    It's right up there with baby punching and getting salad at a McDonald's.

  3. C.... K....

    I just played this 5x in a row

  4. A.... M....

    Good music. This was back when Rock n Roll meant something.

  5. T.... S....

    2020 still dig the heck out of this song

  6. R.... D....

    Linda música desta banda de sonoridade ímpar 💀🤘

  7. J.... F....

    we fucking miss u oderus!

  8. g.... r....

    Why was the official video (hosted by the official channel) for this song taken down?

  9. M.... S....

    Still listening in 2020.. Like a sad whale sooong

  10. p.... ....

    This song, Cemetery Gates by Pantera and When I die by GG Allin are a few examples that show even an infected wound oozing with puss has a soft, sensitive side.

  11. P.... S....

    All i no and do is real hiphop va 4 lovers richmond to va beach rip o

  12. B.... J....

    Oderus would surely command us all to quit our crying & put our clown britches on!!! 🤘RIP Brockie🤘

    ... sad whale baby

  13. e.... w....

    This music video is top five all time for sure.

  14. e.... ....

    I looked at a magazine with Justin Bieber in it and puked on every page.

    e.... ....

    2010 called, they want their "Justin Bieber Sucks" joke back

  15. r.... s....

    DON'T TOUCH HIS DELI TRAY!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GWAR LEAVE THE COLD CUTS ALONE!!!

  16. E.... M....

    Thank you, Beavis and Butthead for introducing me to this song and to Gwar.

    E.... M....

    @Butthead


    heh,.. heheheh, heheheheheheheheh

  17. K.... T....

    Slaughter half the crew cause they ate my tray .

  18. C.... ....

    Who still listening?

    C.... ....

    gwar fans will ALWAYS be listening 🖤

  19. C.... T....

    "Baby quit your crying,
    Put them clown britches on."

    Truly a man of culture.

    C.... T....

    It scores all the chicks

  20. F.... J....

    58 people where probably looking for behind the scenes material from the movie "the Road". Scum.

  21. p.... ....

    Beavis and Butthead brought me here

    p.... ....

    amen, brother

  22. D.... C....

    Good 80s song.

  23. R.... D....

    Fuckin love this song "sad whale baby"

  24. D.... V....

    😥 🐳🎶

    D.... V....

    Glad someone out there has taste

  25. D.... K....

    First gwar song I ever heard. Thank you Beavis and Butthead.

    D.... K....

    He'll yea I wear this fuckin song out!

  26. J.... M....

    FUCKIN LOVE IT,,,!!!👹🤘👹🤘🤘👹👹🖕🖕

  27. V.... E....

    If you dont like this you are a commie

    V.... E....

    Viking Express Good one hilarious

  28. J.... P....

    2019 and still love this song.
    👍👏👏👏👏

    J.... P....

    Timeless!

    J.... P....

    2025 and now it sucks

    J.... P....

    @fuzzygreenturtle _ naw 2035 its great

    J.... P....

    @Skimask 2050 we suck again!

    J.... P....

    @fuzzygreenturtle _ yet u still giving it a view and you are here dumbass lol

  29. M.... L....

    You can take the trash out of the trailer but...

    M.... L....

    Then what? Move it to israel?

  30. S.... H....

    The most accurate depiction of Axl Rose. Bravo.

    S.... H....

    Fuckin right

    S.... H....

    Is this track who that was meant to be about?

    S.... H....

    It is, but you could apply it to pretty much any douchey rock star

  31. B.... ....

    The hook/chorus to this song is one of the best in rock history.

    B.... ....

    Thats right!

    B.... ....

    Damn straight!

  32. S.... P....

    Seriously, I challenge anyone to show me a better power ballad. Sheer brilliance!

  33. S.... P....

    This was made to riddicule the Hair Band Ballad .
    No other reason.

    S.... P....

    It's also just a song aside from being a parody, duh. All of gwar's music is satirical, ironic, bizarre, and parodying. They are also often made to be good songs, poseur. You honestly think he didn't intend this to sound fun, singable? Ye must be new to this.

    S.... P....

    Just telling some of these fokes who think there are hidden messages OR MEANINGS in Gwar songs, there isn't any. And No I'm not new at this or Gwar, read the other comments and mine should make sence to you . What your trying to tell me ,is what I'm trying to get across to the other commenters who DON'T get it , GET IT !?
    I've been on this sceen since 89 , you, are not schooling anyone dude.
    Yeah it's a parody of the GnR video , so duh.
    And it's spelled p-o-s-s-e-r.

    S.... P....

    New fuck video for dirt works

    S.... P....

    STU POC lmfao is most definitely is not spelled posser genius. Try poseur.

  34. A.... G....

    Gwar gwar gwar

  35. B.... ....

    My favorite song of theirs.

    What a fuckin bangin track.

  36. n.... M....

    I lobe all music mostly Gwar and Green Jelly typrs pls be original be awesome band work their asses of yo be you/ them. I miss Dave brooke ska Oderus.

  37. m.... B....

    R.I.P. THE BEST SHOWS.

    m.... B....

    Spraying milk and cum from titties and dicks on stage...Gwar was the shit

  38. M.... ....

    You cant listen to this without repeating, you just can't.

    M.... ....

    Totally

  39. B.... C....

    How could anyone not get this song? My guess is that they've never experienced love and loss. Pussies

    B.... C....

    @John Nihil Its a parody of Guns N' Roses Patience.

    B.... C....

    @John Nihil Lol no they weren't. They were their own thing like Metallica and Ozzy.

    B.... C....

    @occupynewparadigm GNR was edgy glam. Axl was even a member of LA Guns and Hollywood Rose. Glam didn't become a bad word until the rise of bands like Nelson, Winger, Warrant, etc. Prior to that, nobody cared if you listened to stuff like Motley Crue. You'd catch more flack for liking Wham or Culture Club in those days.

    B.... C....

    David Brockie can rest in peace knowing ppl are actually arguing over the meaning of a GWAR song... I love the internet. 🤣🖤🤘🏻

  40. J.... .....

    Im just a sensitive guy, ya know i snuffed a million planets but still find time to cry

    J.... .....

    My favorite line in the lyrics lol

  41. A.... D....

    Oderus... Why'd you have to die?
    The nukes are yet to fly,
    The stars themselves will cry,
    When we tear them from the skies...
    Oderus!

    A.... D....

    Honestly bro your comment really made me smile in a dark moment thank you Bud

    A.... D....

    I'll see the wheels . I'm here behind you!

    A.... D....

    Ohh yeah!

  42. K.... M....

    sad whale baby

  43. d.... c....

    baby quit your crying put them clown breeches on

    d.... c....

    Literally came looking for the song of yore that told me to put my clown britches on.