GWAR - The Performer Lyrics
I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I won't even start for you
Unless you fucking pay
Because I am the performer [X3]
I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to fuck around on you
Do so anyway I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you I'll even suck a cock or two
But no sir, I'm not gay
[Chorus]
With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down
Show biz was calling so I hit the stage
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
My life was bullshit and I didn't care
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare
But what else could I fucking do
But play another song for you...
Thinking about a nose job, too...
cause I am the Performer...
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GWAR The Performer Comments
Hes the King Kong of crack, space sodomites and things outta our 🌎. You rocked Dave Brockie
Such a fun song
6 people now who got hot farts and refused to even fucking pay for em , Hail Oderus
Gwar's hot farts have claimed an 8th victim. Early reports indicate baked bean night at the Gwar compound has been a complete disaster
8 people now.
This is one of the most ridiculous songs ever made haha it’s great
Gwars hot farts have claimed a 3rd victim
Gwar's hot farts have claimed a second victim
Gwar blew hot farts on one person
Love ya dalek:P
Woah, it's dale from King of the Hill
Oderus Urungus was a Performer out of this world passed Uranus... R.I.P.
This is such a stupid song but it's hilarious.
This song is the best kind of rock comedy since Frank Zappa.
Mark Condon it’s amazing