GWAR - Slaughterama Lyrics






[Sang by Sleazy P.]
With a battle cry go forth which is
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
'cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life in which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
It's not you imagination, it's not a bad trippie, yes that's him -
It's the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet you.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, you gotta lay off that LSD you know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
So, how do you hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Kent State.*
There's nothing like hippie hunting.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. It's awfully big.
As big as the.. the..
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, it's getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ah. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Straight from Hitler's ass it's a Nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how you doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken?
Well it's good to see you still on the job.
You know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right.
Why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway?
He doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.
Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.

[*Kent state refers to the protest at Kent state on May 4th, 1970 over the bombing of Cambodia. Members of the National Guard opened fire on demonstrators who were unarmed.]





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  1. S.... W....

    Idk how this song even got thumbs down this song is drip

  2. F.... I....

    It's been years since I heard this, I always remembered that hippie joke!! LOL!

  3. M.... P....

    Wet ass whop burger,,you add ketchup,,you pull up to, "White Castle Steamburger" yourself,,supply your own home condiments. Oh how buttered, O' slive wrap in the washed up park.

  4. M.... P....

    Albums though, mainly albums

  5. M.... P....

    Semfbee th3n Fboxcks of j'kntapes

  6. M.... P....

    Bozz them nut,,asin 'O Guy

  7. D.... J....

    Hippies, emos and Nazis, the trifecta of evil.

  8. R.... B....

    I dedicate to the Liberals

  9. G.... F....

    With a battle cry , go forth ! Which is “give the people what they want !”

  10. D.... J....

    Hippies, emos and Nazis.

    Kill em all.

  11. s.... 6....

    they played this live in maine when odrous was alive small club, best concert eaver with cattle decapitation and played this song

  12. J.... :....

    Sleazy P. Martini is the shit
    As well as GWAR themselves, this is the greatest band.

    J.... :....

    I fucking love GWAR (and miss Dave Brockie: RIP)
    There needs to be an official GWAR day.

  13. V.... R....

    Miss u Dave Brockie & your social commentary

  14. C.... R....

    i just shit in my pants

  15. P.... A....

    What ever happened to Eddie Munster? I'm looking at em!!!

    P.... A....

    I said this to my friend the other day and he just went "Okay.. Dick"😂

  16. V.... R....

    Advocates for free speech, no pc bullshit, said whatever the fuck they wanted & didn't care

  17. O.... O....

    Decapitating Nazis is our right as Americans.

  18. C.... A....

    How so you hide money from a hippy? PUT IT UNDER THE SOAP!

  19. 7.... ....

    Would fit in perfectly in a TROMA movie :D

    7.... ....

    77Arcturus gwar in general should have a troma movie

  20. S.... C....

    If eminem was a a metal artist

    S.... C....

    I think you mean, “awful”.

    S.... C....

    @MrShalvayez Sorry that you're so close-minded! I don't get how he sucks but you're allowed to believe that

    S.... C....

    @MrShalvayez I agree

    S.... C....

    @Chloe A eminem is a pussy these days his old shit was good tho

    S.... C....

    When your life is shit you ain't got shit to lose

  21. d.... d....

    This is cool

  22. c.... j....

    Sounds very different compared to blothars singing

    c.... j....

    Sleazy is on vocals in this track, hence the difference

    c.... j....

    Besides, Blothar is good, but Oderus will always be better

    c.... j....

    @Richie Lopez Oderous wasn't even brought up.

    c.... j....

    Gwar died when Oderus did. Blothar is garbage

  23. N.... A....

    How do ya hide money from a hippy? Hide it under the soap!....and my dad always used to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald...hahaha. Love Gwar!

  24. H.... L....

    How's Geraldo's nose still broken? Lmao always gets me every time!!

    H.... L....

    Game respect game hes a hardcore fan m************ don't even know what you talking about of his conscious action do that's great it a gets Me Too!

  25. y.... 4....

    They should have a real game show.

    y.... 4....

    Dude. Are you not paying attention? It’s called the news.

  26. H.... ....

    Reminds me of Athrax's " I'm the man "

    H.... ....

    HamOnTheBone not ....

  27. S.... M....

    music from 13 yrs old my second fav album

  28. A.... T....

    classic