GWAR - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good Lyrics
I met her at a donkey show.
She was minutes past thirteen.
Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo.
Reading "Nugget" magazine.
Cum splattered tube-top.
That's when I saw she was quadraplechick.
And I said "Baby you're looking good"
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
That's when I ripped off her dirty shit-filled drawers
[Chorus:]
Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good [x2]
It wasn't nothing pretty, she took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm
I criss-crossed with the cables,
I smashed her face through a door
They found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64
And I said "Baby your looking good"
That's when I saw her legs were wood
And all you people...
You just can't understand
I need a hole
I don't need know hips
I need the taste of dick on my lips
I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit
[Chorus]
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GWAR Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good Comments
"and I said "baby your looking good"😂😂😂
Sublime. Beautiful. So right it’s wrong it’s right. Fuckin funny no matter what. Every single part of the lyrics is outrageously funny. Unless of course you have a legless daughter who has been defiled by freaks. Then super funny.
Yes I have been waiting for the wooden legged lady all my life. I'm dying to have a good time!!!!!!!!!
I know you people just don't understand and that dirty shit feels good!!!!!!!! Dafla fla fla where are all the Midgets hiding these days....... I need two or three or a crowd
Great song! It’s a shame daves gone gwar is not the same
Never felt SO GOOD.... to hit REPLAY
Oderus come back to this planet we need you to make offending people great again!
best love song ever written!
It's quadraple-chick
I love you gwar!
My favorite GWAR tune.
So fucking good. RIP DAVE ..
Why do I imagine Oderus jacking off and then cumming in the crowd when he sings this song?
j'avais jamais fait l'effort de traduire le texte, je faisais confiance au titre et au refrain.......lol c'est aussi bon musicalement que le texte est trash, un tube de Gwar quoi!! ;)
Best perverted song ever!
Its amazing to me they never banned gwar, people would shit if this came out now.
Cuz you can't fucking ban gwar. Rock and roll never felt so good baby.
Your right... people would shit, and break it down as if this music isnt entertainment for those of us sick enough to enjoy it, a 13 year old handicapped girl with previous cum stains on her shirt gets dragged off by a leg stump and savagely fucked then get her face slammed through a door murdered and placed in a plastic bag and found on the side of a highway. Today's sensitive culture would faint then wake up and instantly file a lawsuit. But fuck them, this shit right here, this shit is fucking art!!!! And I still laugh everytime he says "I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit." Come on, that's fucking uselessly funny AF!!!!!!
How do you Feel now Baby !!!!
good so good so good
Great God Damn video Sir
крууууутооо!!
G.G.Allen must have loved this song...
He was dead b4 this masterpiece was available... But I'm sure he would have shit his pants in excitement.. then probably eaten it...
@Death is coming for us ALL didn't he die in 93? Thought this came out in 92
@HongKongPhooey I believe you are correct. GG heard a band being morally bankrupt AND they sounded good. Hit smack hard, and died
The biggest middle finger to political correctness!!! .I.
When I first heard this song as a preteen I thought it was funny, absurd, and had a wicked catchy tune. After reading your comment as an adult I see it as some kind of anthem against the anti free speech insanity that plagues this time period.
Yep. Freedom is a two way street.
this song is underrated!
Sheer Brilliance!!!
Hilariously obscene cock rock parody. Oderus almost sounds like Paul Stanley on that "frozen piece of shit" line. :-D
Jimmy Calhoun I've never looked at this song that way before but that's hilarious
So Goddamn Good
This is the greatest thing that has no excuse for its existence. I love this.