GWAR - Mr. Perfect Lyrics






Oh my God
Oh my goodness
Please
Please don't kill me
Please
Please

When it came, it came quickly, and it came with no warning
The end of the world none were left for the mourning
Except the ones who had gone underground
As the surface-dwellers died they could barely hear the sound
Maybe the human race had time to scream
As the blackness came to their blue-sky dream
Everything came to an end that night
And you would die of fright if you didn't die outright
It was just another day when the air burned away
And the sky was on fire and stayed that way
There was little left but somehow you survived
Though it was a couple hundred years til you could go outside

Dying all the time
Eating rocks and clay
Maybe you'd be happier
With your body burned away
Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!

Did you ever have a nightmare and it turned into a dream
But then it went the other way and that time it made you scream
Did you ever take a life when it's pulsing red and hot
Then you wouldn't, then you would
Then you will, then you think you'd rather not
Have you ever felt you haven't when you found out that you had
Then you did then you didn't and it made you really mad
Have you been on the air but felt all alone
When you copied the curse and they drilled you like a drone

He's Mister Perfect
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's our mortal enemy, bringing death and no TV
He's Mister Perfect
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's a fucking a-hole and his head is gonna roll

Gazing into the future
What visions do I see?
Two unblinking eyes fucking staring back at me
His people call him perfect but I can see his fraud
The latest losing edition of the latest man-made God
It was quite a shock when you ran out of time
You thought you'd go to heaven where everything is fine
Because all that you lived for - it became a lie
But Mr. Perfect loves it cuz he lives for you to die.
He's coming through time to chop off my balls
Drain them of juice and nail them to the wall
Feeds on his followers
Wherever they are
But the ultimate feast is
When he dines on GWAR

Gives him the power to swallow the sun
Then he'll be all alone, then he'll be the only one

I swear defiance
And non-compliance
To the bloody black flag
Of the United State
of DEATH
And to the abyss
By which we stand
We defy you
We deny you
As you spread ignorance and futility to all





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GWAR Mr. Perfect Comments
  1. D.... P....

    R.I.P to all the poor souls.

  2. J.... M....

    FUCK YEAH,,,,!!!!
    I WILL PLAY THIS,,,!!!
    ENENY THING FOR DAVE ,,!!!!!👹🤘👹🤘👹🤘👹🤘👹🤘👹🤘👹🤘👹🤘

  3. S.... -....

    Mr perfect killed odorous 🙁

  4. J.... M....

    LOVE THIS FUCKIN,
    SONG ,!!!
    DAVE BROCKIE,
    A FUCKIN,,,GOD!!!🕸🖕🤘🖕🤘🧟‍♂️🤘😈🤘🎭🤘🤘😈

  5. B.... H....

    Mr. P-p-p-p-Perfect

  6. A.... A....

    ;-) :-) <3 The Universe told me to put on my headphones because my brain wishes to hear the 2 grand explosions in this song!!!...

    "Mr. Perfect"

  7. c.... ....

    This was Curt Hennig's theme song.

  8. T.... S....

    How dare this fucker kill oderus

  9. A.... A....

    No idea what sound in the background triggered this, but it made my brain say, "Listen to this song again?!" ~ The whispering winds of Oderus perhaps - (?!) This song is so awesome to listen with HUGE BASE!!! The 2 explosion sounds are tremendously awesome to my heart, "MR. PERFECT"

    Going to get my headphones on now wishing it ALL COULD BE LOUDER!

  10. A.... A....

    They once said, "If it is too LOUD..." ~ My REBUTTAL is this reply... - <3

    I am OLD, "TURN IT UP SO I CAN HEAR IT!!!" (5:35) Gwar Mr. Perfect

    A.... A....

    yeah, +

    A.... A....

    If it's too loud you're too old man!

  11. J.... G....

    criminally underrated band, man. rip brockie and smoot

  12. e.... ....

    Oh my God
    Oh my goodness
    Please
    Please don't kill me
    Please
    Please

    When it came, it came quickly, and it came with no warning
    The end of the world none were left for the mourning
    Except for the ones who had gone underground
    As the surface-dwellers died they could barely hear the sound
    Maybe the human race had time to scream
    As the blackness came to their blue-sky dream
    Everything came to an end that night
    And you would die of fright if you didn't die outright
    It was just another day when the air burned away
    And the sky was on fire and stayed that way
    There was little left but somehow you survived
    Though it was a couple hundred years til you could go outside

    Dying all the time
    Eating rocks and clay
    Maybe you'd be happier
    With your body burned away
    Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!
    Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
    Perfect!

    Did you ever have a nightmare and it turned into a dream
    But then it went the other way and that time it made you scream
    Did you ever take a life when it's pulsing red and hot
    Then you wouldn't, then you would
    Then you will, then you think you'd rather not
    Have you ever felt you haven't when you found out that you had
    Then you did then you didn't and it made you really mad
    Have you been on the air but felt all alone
    When you copied the curse and they drilled you like a drone

    He's Mister Perfect
    Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
    Perfect!
    He's our mortal enemy, bringing death and no TV
    He's Mister Perfect
    Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
    Perfect!
    He's a fucking a-hole and his head is gonna roll

    Gazing into the future
    What visions do I see?
    Two unblinking eyes fucking staring back at me
    His people call him perfect but I can see his fraud
    The latest losing edition of the latest man-made God
    It was quite a shock when you ran out of time
    You thought you'd go to heaven where everything is fine
    Because all that you lived for - it became a lie
    But Mr. Perfect loves it cuz he lives for you to die.
    He's coming through time to chop off my balls
    Drain them of juice and nail them to the wall
    Feeds on his followers
    Wherever they are
    But the ultimate feast is
    When he dines on GWAR

    Gives him the power to swallow the sun
    Then he'll be all alone, then he'll be the only one

    I swear defiance
    And non-compliance
    To the bloody black flag
    Of the United State
    of DEATH
    And to the abyss
    By which we stand
    We defy you
    We deny you
    As you spread ignorance and futility to all

    e.... ....

    Thanks dude.

    e.... ....

    no, its: PLAAAASE DONT KILL ME!!!!! lol

    e.... ....

    a-hole? a censored gwar song?

    e.... ....

    electrorostam takes you

    e.... ....

    @Siderico I think it's just there to rhyme with "roll". It's still unusual, but at least it's there for a reason.