GWAR - Martyrdumb Lyrics






You remember the lessons taught in your past?
And how old you were
Before you wondered how many were lies?
They tried to teach about the anti-Christ
They tried to teach that Christ was nice
Did they say anything about the terms?
That eternal life meant food for worms?
Don't die for their dead religion, dead religion, die
Please take my soul, and please control
But would you just please go?
I think it is about time
I wipe my ass with your holy book
God is dead and the Pope's a crook
A blackened heart you claim as pure
You're a plague but we're the cure
Dead religion, dead religion, die
I spit on the shit you prophesize
Your apocalypse, a pack of lies
Each generation says their time has come
Clutching at the thread of martyrdumb
Each generation says their time has come
Doomsday starts when we kill the sun
Die, martyr, die, and embrace your lonely martyrdom
What were you told?
That the streets would be paved with gold?
I got news for you... you are the road
Well, I know better Bub
God lives in a nuclear sub
Yeah, your religion is the greatest scam
Cause we're all dead and we're all damned
In the eyes of your dead religion





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  1. J.... a....

    This is very tool sounding.

  2. W.... B....

    I was listening to this in the late 90s got a new supervisor at a factory I worked at and he pulls up blasting this.
    I was like NO FUCKING WAY!!!

  3. s.... ....

    One of the more blunt GWAR songs...love it😉!!

  4. D.... E....

    Died on my bday 3 23 14 born march 23 81 38 yrs old grew up listening to them at a young age. Luv drugs n gwar saw them at hammerjacks in baltimore back in the 90s funniest fukin band ever. R.I.P.Dave Brockie n Cory Smoot (Flattus Maximus) (died 2011) - guitars (2002–2011.

  5. D.... M....

    REST IN POWER ODERUS

  6. M.... M....

    Did they say anything about the terms kill religion Die!!!!! Awsome song....

  7. A.... S....

    Take shits to this song. Helps me push out the poo

  8. C.... B....

    One of my favorite Gwar songs . . . you must respect the double entendre: "Die, martyr; die."

    C.... B....

    I was going to mention it in English class. I had the perfect set up for mentioning Gwar. We were learning about satire and entendres. As soon as we went over some words, martyr was one of them.