GWAR - I, Bonesnapper Lyrics




Invade your planet from outer space
Invade your planet to tear off your face
Incade your planet to enslave your race
No matter what creed, color or caste

Scumdog slaves
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slaveship
I would take them there
Scumdog slaveship
Waiting in the air
Shipped in containers to the torture planet
Where I was born!
I would take them there
Scumdog slaveship
In the atmosphere

I AM NOT A TURTLE!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

Lone survivor of endless war
Drenched in blood, soaked in gore
Shafted again, I get sore
Return to Earth to even the score
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slave world
I would take them there
Scumdog slave world
I am Bonesnapper!
Churning bodies with a roaring engine
I was reborn!
Burning in the air
Scumdog slave world
Has no atmosphere

NOBODY LIKES ME ANYWAY!
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!

In the years before I was caught by GWAR
I was an evil troll with a lust for more
Caught in the bowels of the Pyramid tomb
Nowhere to run
Doom!
Wereboth, the wizard
Marrowsucker, my friend
Both killed by foes led to my end
At night we would fight
And drink impaled ale
By the burning corpse light
From planet to planet
From war to war
We enslave and conquer
Worlds by the score
The battle, campaign
Operation, the tour
Scumdogs need
Slaves, more, more, more, more
My resume inspired
GWAR said "you're hired"
The battle with Syn is gonna be a riot
We raged in space
Destroyed the wrong place
So the Master banished us with no trace
Then we fell to Earth
And for what it's worth
No one remembers me
Since our re-birth
When it gets real gory
GWAR gets the glory
I get the blame
Fuckin' end of story

I, Bonesnapper
I was reborn
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Slaveship master
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves





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GWAR I, Bonesnapper Comments
  1. Childrain

    Fucking rad song!!!! i am not a turtle!!!!

  2. metal/punk 79

    Gwar rules ok!

  3. A-man1998

    I wish we could get more Bonesnapper.

    BeerGoggles McDrinkypoo

    A-man1998
    This only works with cowbell

  4. John Mazzuca

    YES,,!!!-
    HE DID DO A FUCKIN
    GREAT JOB,,, SINGING,,!!!

  5. G San

    We love you bone snapper your the king

  6. Dilapsor

    Bob Gorman occupies the unique role of being both the best and worst part of GWAR.

    Kyle Davis

    He was Scrota Moon? Oh damn

  7. Dave Baas

    Techno = bonesnapper

  8. Dave Baas

    New singer suks techno destructo should be singing

    BeerGoggles McDrinkypoo

    Dave Baas
    Blasphemy. Just because Blothar can’t whistle for “Road Behind”.. pffft

    Suavratman

    No one likes bonesnapper

    cyrusleaf1101

    @Suavratman agreed

  9. Dead Weight

    Bad ass

  10. Orders Returns

    Sounds like the singer from Offspring

    YaWantTaters

    yes and also similar to the singer from dr. know

    Angel Lucero

    No he doesn't WTF are you talking about!

    Daniel Rose

    He sounds like bonesnapper

  11. JCI1990

    those freakin drums

    metal/punk 79

    Hell yeah! 🤘

  12. Metalfanrog

    Oh and gwar would live on

  13. Metalfanrog

    If bonesnapper had to fight the teenage mutant ninja turtles bonesnapper would win period.

    Frank Kuba

    No contest. They would all become slaves!

  14. GoodlyBubble145

    I AM NOT A TURTLE!!!

    Drake Evans

    it's not easy being green

    garrett watson

    WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?

  15. ESPER-5 illustration

    tbh i hope bonesnapper gets to do vocals on one of the songs on the new record 👀👀👀

    ESPER-5 illustration

    the16th6toothson yeah totally!! i agree

    Kain Sillitoe

    They sent him to the wrong studio. No Bonesnapper on that album, it was the only bad thing about the album other than a lack of Oderus

    James Barszcz

    Kain Sillitoe for realllll

    Kain Sillitoe

    James Barszcz it was a lil funny though the way they put it on the end of the final song

  16. TicalWave89

    I wish Bonesnapper was the new singer instead of Blothar

    Shawn Dominique

    And besides, Blothar has been watching GWAR since day one.

    Justen White

    Pustulus wasn't an original and still ordained as okay by brockie. In his image, gwar would have a nonstop flow of replacements anyway.

    Justen White

    All Hail

    Krystalizedstorm

    I adore Bonesnapper as much as the next guy, but Blothar is definitely a better singer, if you ask me.
    Plus, Blothar's been singing in Gwar for years, technically. The guy who plays Bonersnapper is one of the artists, and has been with them for years, yes, but Blothar's had more experience with how things sound, how things are made, music-wise.
    Not to mention that... Snaps' voice isn't exactly the most pleasant to listen to. Love him to bits, but his vocal range isn't the widest.
    No hate against the artist who plays him, either. It's just the voice they picked for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Frank Kuba

    Fuck shade, you threw the whole tree

  17. Peter DeeDee

    When it gets real gory

    GWAR gets the glory

    I get the blame

    Fuckin' end of story

    Bob B

    Peaceful Machete

  18. James Jones

    I track,trap,train Scumdog Slaves!!!!!!