GWAR - I, Bonesnapper Lyrics
Invade your planet from outer space
Invade your planet to tear off your face
Incade your planet to enslave your race
No matter what creed, color or caste
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slaveship
I would take them there
Scumdog slaveship
Waiting in the air
Shipped in containers to the torture planet
Where I was born!
Scumdog slaveship
In the atmosphere
I AM NOT A TURTLE!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN
Lone survivor of endless war
Drenched in blood, soaked in gore
Shafted again, I get sore
Return to Earth to even the score
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slave world
I would take them there
Scumdog slave world
I am Bonesnapper!
Churning bodies with a roaring engine
I was reborn!
Burning in the air
Scumdog slave world
Has no atmosphere
NOBODY LIKES ME ANYWAY!
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!
In the years before I was caught by GWAR
I was an evil troll with a lust for more
Caught in the bowels of the Pyramid tomb
Nowhere to run
Doom!
Wereboth, the wizard
Marrowsucker, my friend
Both killed by foes led to my end
At night we would fight
And drink impaled ale
By the burning corpse light
From planet to planet
From war to war
We enslave and conquer
Worlds by the score
The battle, campaign
Operation, the tour
Scumdogs need
Slaves, more, more, more, more
My resume inspired
GWAR said "you're hired"
The battle with Syn is gonna be a riot
We raged in space
Destroyed the wrong place
So the Master banished us with no trace
Then we fell to Earth
And for what it's worth
No one remembers me
Since our re-birth
When it gets real gory
GWAR gets the glory
I get the blame
Fuckin' end of story
I, Bonesnapper
I was reborn
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Slaveship master
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves
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GWAR I, Bonesnapper Comments
Fucking rad song!!!! i am not a turtle!!!!
Gwar rules ok!
I wish we could get more Bonesnapper.
A-man1998
This only works with cowbell
YES,,!!!-
HE DID DO A FUCKIN
GREAT JOB,,, SINGING,,!!!
We love you bone snapper your the king
Bob Gorman occupies the unique role of being both the best and worst part of GWAR.
He was Scrota Moon? Oh damn
Techno = bonesnapper
New singer suks techno destructo should be singing
Dave Baas
Blasphemy. Just because Blothar can’t whistle for “Road Behind”.. pffft
No one likes bonesnapper
@Suavratman agreed
Bad ass
Sounds like the singer from Offspring
yes and also similar to the singer from dr. know
No he doesn't WTF are you talking about!
He sounds like bonesnapper
those freakin drums
Hell yeah! 🤘
Oh and gwar would live on
If bonesnapper had to fight the teenage mutant ninja turtles bonesnapper would win period.
No contest. They would all become slaves!
I AM NOT A TURTLE!!!
it's not easy being green
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?
tbh i hope bonesnapper gets to do vocals on one of the songs on the new record 👀👀👀
the16th6toothson yeah totally!! i agree
They sent him to the wrong studio. No Bonesnapper on that album, it was the only bad thing about the album other than a lack of Oderus
Kain Sillitoe for realllll
James Barszcz it was a lil funny though the way they put it on the end of the final song
I wish Bonesnapper was the new singer instead of Blothar
And besides, Blothar has been watching GWAR since day one.
Pustulus wasn't an original and still ordained as okay by brockie. In his image, gwar would have a nonstop flow of replacements anyway.
All Hail
I adore Bonesnapper as much as the next guy, but Blothar is definitely a better singer, if you ask me.
Plus, Blothar's been singing in Gwar for years, technically. The guy who plays Bonersnapper is one of the artists, and has been with them for years, yes, but Blothar's had more experience with how things sound, how things are made, music-wise.
Not to mention that... Snaps' voice isn't exactly the most pleasant to listen to. Love him to bits, but his vocal range isn't the widest.
No hate against the artist who plays him, either. It's just the voice they picked for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fuck shade, you threw the whole tree
When it gets real gory
GWAR gets the glory
I get the blame
Fuckin' end of story
Peaceful Machete
I track,trap,train Scumdog Slaves!!!!!!