GWAR - Crack In The Egg Lyrics
The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
In the bowels of your
Earth it was grown
Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth
What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot
Crack in the egg
Crack in the egg
The time is right
Crack in my pipe
Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before last calamity
There is but one way to give the egg life
Murder the innocent souls
Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed
Their skulls are fashioned into bowels
You masses of humans are gagging in glee
Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me
If you're really lucky
I'll vomit on thee
I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee
Sunder your forms with my withering hacks
Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks
Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack
I got a bunch of them here in my sack
I slaughtered your daughters,
I mangled your sons
If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come
The end of your race,
we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower
We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and
Beef the midwife
But it takes so long, how can I cut slack
Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg
Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child?
Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby
We infected his being with evil drugs
So he would grow up and be a thug
Destroy the planet, the world he will mug
The human race will die and we will just shrug
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GWAR Crack In The Egg Comments
https://www.stgeorgeutah.com/news/archive/2019/09/08/cgb-strange-gel-like-substance-found-near-chinas-rover-on-far-side-of-the-moon/#.XXZ2SURlAwg
They've got it all wrong. Oderus blew his load and aimed it toward the earth but the goddamn moon got in the way. Oh, well - maybe if we're lucky he'll vomit on us.
Crack in my pipe
odious always sings about crack
Jack Daniels and crack spaniels
@sewerslide 665mg He doesn't always sing about crack. Sometimes he's asleep.
I seriously can hear where Slipknot got their sound lol.
No joke dude.
Damn, I'm gonna have to start listening to Slipknot!
Dead on 3 23 14 my bday born march 23 81 38 yrs old grew up listening to them at a young age. Luv drugs n gwar saw them at hammerjacks in baltimore back in the 90s funniest fukin band ever. R.I.P.Dave Brockie n Cory Smoot (Flattus Maximus) (died 2011) - guitars (2002–2011.
Bad ass live shows...🤘
The greatest live shows I've ever seen (mid to late 90's)
This is honestly one of the best Thrash songs and probably GWAR's most accessible song.
Pure rock genius. Gor Gor too.
what it looks like I care not I just hope it kills alot!!
CRACK IN THE EGG
Goregy CRACK IN MY PIPE
The human race will die...and we'll just shrug. Shrug!
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