Guttermouth - The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard Lyrics

I got a boat and I named her Dicky Moe
She's a beauty, a real treasure trove
I've read the manual, now I'm ready for the sea
Chart a course, exotic ports for Dicky Moe and me

Boating's unpredictable and traveling gives you lice

Day one I was okay, no trouble in my log
If the fishing gets much worse I'll have to eat my dog
Day nineteen I'm stranded in Peru
Boating's fun, the blazing sun, evaporated food

Boating's unpredictable and traveling gives you lice

My Spanish sucks, the people stink, I'm starting to fit in
We played some soccer and they let me win
Adios amigos from Dicky Moe and me
Now I've got the worst case of lice you've ever seen

I've got lice
I've got lice
I've got lice
I've got lice