Guttermouth - Teri Yakimoto Lyrics

Teri Yakimoto
From Tokyo
She came here for 90 days
By foreign exchange

Teri Yakimoto
She barely speaks my language, man
She's a genius with a mohawk
If only we could talk

The other day I said to her Teri have you heard of Bruce Lee
I think she thought he was in the Offspring

Teri Yakimoto
I asked her out for a beef bowl
She brought her ball and shoes and glove
What was she thinking of

While bowling we fell sadly in love
She's a Japanese punk rocker
With a tattoo of Godzilla
And a Tribal zigzag man

We went to go see Loudness and boy was she surprised
When they played Rock and Roll and Crazy Nights she got tears in her eyes

Teri Yakimoto
In the back seat of my Toyota
With the hatch up she hops on top
Teri never let it stop

One day I asked her for a slice of pie
I think she thought I asked for some stir fry

The other day I said to her Teri have you heard of Bruce Lee
I think she thought he was in the Offspring

The other day Teri said Mark go get Big Mac
Then I had her walk up on my...