Guttermouth - Lucky The Donkey Lyrics
My mother fucked a donkey
Down in Mexico
She had treinta margaritas
Treinta years ago
Her purse had just been stolen
For fifty thousand pesos
The donkey fucked her ass
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
My mother's box was his salt lick
Human-donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
It wasn't for the dough
At the donkey show
The crowd would shout "ole!"
As she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron
Demand their money back
A real freak show in the pit
The donkey's fucking my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
The donkey's name was Lucky
Oh, boy, he loved to fuck
He'd get so damn excited
He'd kick and make you duck
If you want to be star
It's easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants
Let lucky fuck your anus
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
My mother's box was his salt lick
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
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Guttermouth Lucky The Donkey Comments
This song is timeless.
That donkey...
How she rides the bullshit.
Bestiality.
Funniest thing ever, national geographic says wolves have the smallest genitalia of the sheep classification...
But my condom is made from all lamb skin.
It's all good.
excellent rythym song very much in the zone love the guitar work so cool
Three people must've had the donkey fuck their anus. . .
I love Gutter Mouth and there classic pop punk shock lyrics but his voice is to weak.
FOLLOW INFANTRY your fkn weak as fk mark rocks seen them 100 times easily and will continue pray I don't see you there
This is skate punk, not that pop punk trash
The good thing about punk is you don't have to be a great singer. If you are too much about the singer's voice, you're not a punk at all
Starcraft thanks you
I wonder if this is where Kevin Smith got the idea for the donkey scene in Clerks 2.
A donkey's fucking my mom's tits?
Human Donkey; fornication
does anybody remember coolboarders 3?
hell yeah
The only reason I found Guttermouth was Cool Boarders 3. Still the best snowboarding game I've played.
And rally cross 2 on ps2
Shaun Palmers Pro Snowboarder had a pretty good soundtrack too.
How fucking hilarious would it be if this song were in that game😂 cool boarders was the shit though
her taco was the destination!
Listened to this in study hall and got 3 weeks of detention
this song makes me giggle
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick, my mothers box was his salt lick LMFAO
human donkey fornication
Classic!