Guttermouth - Lipstick Lyrics

My son and I had a running joke that he was going to play this at my funeral after saying it was "our" song and look to see who was laughing and say -- yeah, they knew my mom. So sadly, he went before me in a car accident but I hope someone does play it at my funeral.

really sorry to read this . hope your are ok

I like my mom :(

Still hits hard af

Really? Is that who Adam the woo is all about?

this is the best song in the world

God, i miss the mid-late 90s

This song is better and before cleaning out my closet by Eminem 👍

On a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came in my room
And said get the fuck up out of bed
And get a god damned job
So I told her, hey hey fuck you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
So I slammed the door in her face
"Don't ever barge in my room
Or I'll kick your ass and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I go snowboard in vail
No one to post your bail
Cause daddy loves me more
He says that you're a..."

You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy, you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks

Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
Sorry mommy I had to pawn
The china silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat
And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you

You're lazy, you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy, you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks

No make it 60 bucks
Make it 75
Why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse?
I hope you're having fun rotting in jail
Maybe I'll come visit you, nah

Enjoy your stretch in jail

Long live Guttermouth.

Classic Guttermouth - Pure Excellence.

I’m 16 and my mom just introduced me to this band and I love it

For people complaining about my jokes on comments: NO I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY, I'm just sad

No one complained to your comment....

@Fin Brook You did

@MIADO ROUCO sksk your mothers day comment has no likes and no comments

@Fin Brook And you still bothering because...?

Happy mother's day 2024

Mother's, bunch of BOLLOCKS

This just came on randomly... and I am going to see them (again) next week. Sweet. :) \M/

un groupe qui se prend pas au serieux c est les papes❤❤❤❤👊

My mom show me this when I was a Mama boy

Jeez, it feels so strange listening to this song at 35 as opposed to 15. Still a fine tune though.

Going to see them live today! 1/19/19

anthem of the TWO genders.

only white moms do this.

Hey, hey, fuck you mom!

Lol, fucking guttermouth

one time i was learning this song on guitar so i printed off the lyrics but forgot to get it from the printer cuz it was like 1945 before like technology existed, anyway my mum found the lyrics in the printer and skunted me hard aye.

lmfao my older brother bought this cd back in the 90's or early 2000's. this shit reminds me of skateboarding and punk rock and playing tony hawk's pro skater 2 in my brother's room on a tiny-ass TV

To older brothers! Cheers.

Same good time memories

Haha forgot about this song

Es tiempo de euthanization

Putting an add on this song is sacrilege.

we already know u dont praise christ and submit to your male elders

praise big daddy government the only man who loves u

submit to the man of the house your teenage son

all welfare queens to the kitchen or the streets to suck dick for there kids not drugs

Love!
xoxo The Clarences

Dude this song man twas me back in the day fukn jokes

Happy Mother’s Day 2018

Danny's song.

adamthewoo

So last night I started hearing this song in my head, hadn't heard it since I was like 12 on this "deep thoughts" cd... The same as I remembered it!

I'm only 13 and this songs fucking hilarious XD

Do you even punk rock?

@Michael Rains he does

That's pretty bad ass. Just making sure.

Very pop punk lol

This is the type of pop punk which gives it a good name.

I wouldnt call this punk. Its pop rock to me

Lmfbo! Anthony has his punk pinky extended. 😂😂 etiquette

Yeah, haha. I still love guttermouth though. Even their more recent stuff is great too!

poo pretty sure you’re thinking of what’s there name. Oh yeah blink 182

ce soir :) :) :)

It took me so god damn long to find this song haha

It's almost Mother's Day again. Que this up for 12am on Sunday.

Omfg... I'm a mom.. this is funny af.. but if my son EVER.. EVERRR!!! 👊😑 lmao

Gold Blooded YOU'RE WORTHLESS YOU'RE LAZY YOU'RE STUPID...a lil over weight 🤣

I hope he hits you in the snatch with a phone.

Gold Blooded NOW GIVE 20 bucks no make it fifty!!!

I am going to just take her whole goddamn purse.

Enjoy your stretch in Jaiiil!

best song to sing to

i used to sing this while wrecking the house .....man i was a shit head wait i still am hahaha

This song is my ringtone for when my mom calls me. She was pissed when she found out about it

But I missed and hit her in the snatch

I feel really old!!!

let her rot there in her cell.

Fuck calling the cops!!!!

Adam the woooooo

God no wonder I was such a fucked up kid - I'd rock this shit and my mom was awesome.

dude same here bro, i listened to this shit back in the 90s when my brother came back from the marines in 97

dude same here bro, i listened to this shit back in the 90s when my brother came back from the marines in 97

Jay Dean damn bro

why is it I couldn't remember anything about this band but as soon as I start this song I magically know all the lyrics?

hahaha this is exactly me

because of the Deep Thoughts, NITRO Records sampler everyone had

It’s called being shitfaced at a festival and years later automatically knowing their songs. That’s me maybe not you lol

Yes! Deep thoughts was awesome. We had a sort of music "show and tell" back in either late middle school or first yr hs (I'm 36 now and it had just come out so whenever exactly that was) where we played music and talked about what it meant to us. I remember I played this and explained that it spoke to me because my mom was a bitch. Oh boy, I did not enjoy that Saturday detention, or getting yelled at, still it was toy worth it!

@Dennis Kuntz II FUUUCK YEEES!!!! Those late 90's punk comps were all I could afford and they had like 47 songs per CD. They opened a whole new world of music to me.

this really brings me back to my youth. lol

I played this song at my mom's funeral

that's punk

The Smiths

I aspire this

Fucking loser

Tuesday afternoon was Wednesday morning at Tiffany's...

15 years later and I still know all the lyrics and how to play the solo

+Luk Jaxen clap....clap....clap....

*when no one asked*

But at the same time sick. Also look up murder city wrecks or choking victim.

Neat bud

I can play the solo on air guitar!

I love my mom but I love this song too! ☻

NinjaBrickfilms忍者ブリック映画 I know, I almost feel guilty singing along to this song but it's just to catchy

Punk ... Just punk ... Always punk ... PUNkAss4Ever !!!

criss de bonne toune,awesome fuckin song  

youre worthless youre lazy youre stupid, a little overweight

Now give me 20 bucks!

+Blake Morris No, no make it 50$

Happy mothers day to the bitch I have to call a mother! :D

Nice tune.

No, make it fifty!...Bucks!

just give me your whole god damn purse

Great Cd, reminds me of highschool.

This song pretty much sums up my entire adolescence.

Happy Mother's Day!

Elliot Fedorka FML

Good old puck rock days... Miss that.

bet tonight is the best. ANY ONE SEEN TAKING A SELFIE WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT.   

I must have hit her in the snatch...lol

Missed and hit her in the snatch

@andrew howard both work man...both work

aww to be 16 again

Was that when you forgot 17? Or the sound of music?

Rawr :3

@Phantom Thief

Were you still trying to plant a garden with the shit I got you?

:) good stuff

Brilliant!!!!

Fuck you bitch

That definitely doesn't match your profile picture...

I have been seeing guttermouth since before there first album and got on stage with them for 123 slam when he forgot the lyrics cuz he was to messed up

Thank you its been years sence I've heard this. Man I miss 15 years ago

I love this song so much, ever since I bought this album in the 90's. I love how they're deliberately Offensive with squeaky clean lyrics like that. Punk is The most Honest stuff I've ever heard of in my life. I hope that it continues long after I'm dead and gone, this is the shit teenagers should be listening to.

This song totally reminds me of my parents

lol i was tying to remember who that was by thanks

Go to English class!

Happy mother day everyone.

I love this!

fish and chips, i prefer onion rings

best punk band ever

ahahaha youre a genious

its a tuesday afternoon

hell yeah AROTTINGNATION

i saw the live in California the lead singer is older but he's still beat!

they sound like nofx i like them!!! california punk rock is really good...

best song for a tuesday afternoon!

The huntridge. Good times. LV.

All your comments are nothing! I have seen Guttermouth so many time! @ the Huntridge! If you know what that is...you get it!

Wooooh! Best song ever! lol.

My parents found this CD under my mattress when I was a teen...and I was grounded. :(

If I sang this song to my parents, I'd be living on the streets xD

punk is actually more truthful than other genres.

hahaha x)