Goldie Lookin Chain - Maggot's Stand Up Lyrics






I know a guy who blow sheep up,
He used to have a ta what the fuck?
He used to blow em up!
If you go to (?)? (Walters?) Five pound a sheep!
Get a sheep five pound!
oo hhehahaa!
I know medical people!
I know 'em, I've fuckin' you know I got friends high places, like!
a fuckin'.. Doctor like.. Stevie, a bit of a cunt.. You know fuckin'
Do a labotomy or woteva they do eh?
He fuckin'.. had, I don't know what he had! The fuckin' schitzo!
he fuckin' climbin' over fuckin' bushes
He's alright, he climbin over fuckin' sports fings, you know sports fences!
He fuckin' climb over and fuckin fell off!
Smashed himself up, got home..
Into bed, bleeding, he shit himself in the night as well!
Woke up in the mornin, his missus is covered in shit!!!
Like, Fuuuckin' Hell!
Cover your missus in shit!
Eh what do you know, We'll stay in, have a quiet night in tonight love
- I'm gonna cover you in shit!
[*Laughter throughout*]
[*Heavy Applauding*]





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  1. P.... D....

    The spooky sample used this song was lifted from the Kooky Spooks Halloween Costume Commercial. Lol

  2. W.... ....

    Banger still!

  3. G.... E....

    No word of a lie I use to listen to this on repeat from the age of 9 till about 13 and i still love it, one of my fave albums of all time needs more credit

  4. j.... M....

    That's unlistenable and pretty revolting. "Your Mother's got a Penis" made me laugh though.

    j.... M....

    Your in the wrong neighbourhood mate.. what's in your pockets

    j.... M....

    Nice trainers bro..

  5. J.... K....

    Can I get a fuckin yeah yeah 😎😎😎😎 hahahaha love it feel like I'm twelve and going on the Rob to buy some rocky lol xxx

  6. R.... ....

    he will sell you an eighth but its only 3 gram

  7. g.... c....

    MAGGOT MCeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  8. P.... M....

    came back to this tune for nostalgia. .....Yeah yeah

  9. D.... J....

    Get on boardddd

  10. J.... G....

    thanks for uploading been lookin for ages safe bra

  11. B.... B....

    *that's who he be - the maggot mc

  12. x.... ....

    cbb4....lol

  13. F.... H....

    funny as fuck!!:D