Goldie Lookin Chain - Fresh Prince Of Cwmbran Lyrics
Now this is a story I've got to share
It'll only take a minute, sit right there
If you shop at Iceland or Matalan
Let me tell you about a special place called Cwmbran
With fantastic free parking, you can park any days
Go up the leisure centre, look at tits in the pool
Get arrested hanging round one of the secondary schools
There's a number of pubs and they're all quite good
Although the square's full of roughs from the neighbourhood
So get on the motorway and drive as fast as you can
On the A-4-0-5-1 to Cwmbran
In West Cwmbran they have a trading estate
They had the first McDonalds in South Wales
And if you drank in the Moonraker you had to be nails
Forty-seven thousand people known to live around there
That's ten thousand more than the folks in Aberdare
If you like folk dancing then just ring up and call
They do lessons in Llantarnam at the local church hall
Cwmbran's not known for rape or killing
It's a great place to go, if you're chilling
I went around the world from L.A. to Japan
I never found a place with parking quite like Cwmbran
Now this is a story about a standard Welsh town
With adequate facilities, come on down
They got a cinema, biscuit factory, built to plan
I want tell you all about a place I know called Cwmbran
Go on a day trip, in the car
In the mornings go to Llandegfedd reservoir
Then if you're bored, in the afternoons
Enjoy reasonably priced booze in the JD Wetherspoons
The people of Cwmbran will help you reach your goal
From drainage to locksmith to pest control
So if you come from far away like Essex or Vietnam
Just remember it's the place where indoor shopping began
There's so much to see, where to begin
You might wanna stay the night at the Premier Inn
So get your sister, your aunty, your cousin and your gran
And take them on a day trip, up to Cwmbran
If you had an operation and you need rest and calm
You can spend the day hanging out at Green Meadow Farm
They've got llamas, sheep, chicken, pigs and a cow
And if you don't know how to milk them then the staff will show you how
This was a story about a special place
Where if you take your car, you'll always find a space
And that was the story of how it began
And how you can be the Fresh Prince of Cwmbran
Oh Cwmbran, they've got [?] there
I saw Colin Jackson in Cwmbran stadium once
My mate went to a car boot sale in Cwnbran last weekend and bought a full bondage outfit for fourteen quid, wicked
I've got a mate up in Cwnbran called Verve, didn't leave the house for three years, and he only wears chinos
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Goldie Lookin Chain Fresh Prince Of Cwmbran Comments
I’m so glad I live in Cwmbran
they should make one about Rhyl
Soap baaa innit... Driving in sober, driving out literally not knowing what your name is
Let’s go maccies!!!
Proud to live here
Its a shame they didn't mention the great parking in Cwmbran.
Cwmbraqi street soldiers
cwmbran has the best people no cap
i'm not from cwmbran
all my friends are
:)
Biscuit Factory
I want to move to this amazing place.
COOOOOOOOMING
why was this recommended to me. I live in America. What am I supposed to do with all of this new info. I
Inspired, think I might just take the a4051.
I'm here because of wetherspoons news.
2019 anyone😂
Oliver-Games & more Cresson yo is that Oliver Phillips
Rhys Davies it’s Oliver Cresson from your school? Or is this the wrong person?
Oliver-Games & more Cresson just not me mate
Oliver-Games & more Cresson there are a lot of Rhys Davies mate
Rhys Davies 2020?
Yesssss
I wish there was a fresh prince of mumbles.
That was incredible! That's all I can say xxxxxxxxxxox
Dewych i lawr yn Cwmbran!
Awesome song guys. Much love from the states.
Anyone watching in 2019???
Just found out about Goldie Lookin Chain 5 minutes ago.
Why comment this shit😂😂
Nearly 2020 ! Safe
This video makes my hometown actually look decent...
Fresh prince of Pontypridd could never
Absolutely priceless!
Bro Newport the place
i love cwmbran i met the glc band i am english but im hopeing to get a welsh citizenship
You won't find a parking space in the neerings
🏴🏴🏴😍😍😍😍😍😍🏴🏴🏴😍😍🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
Obviously not as good as stoke, nowhere is
I live in Pontypool which is next to cwmbran
Welshey fucks. Townies for life
Darcy Barry
😂😂😂 Cwmbrans a shithole
Now, this is a story I got to share It'll only take a minute, sit right there If you shop at Iceland or Matalan Let me tell you about a special place called Cwmbran Built in South Wales home to strates engaged With fantastic free parking you can park any days Go up the Leisure Centre look at tits in the pool Get arrested hanging round one of secondary schools
There's a number of pubs and they're all quite good
Although the square's full of roughs from the neighbourhood So get on the motorway and drive as fast as you can On the A40501 to Cwmbran In West Cwmbran they have a trading estate You can rent a warehouse for a reasonable rate They have the first McDonald's in South Wales And if you drank at a moonraker You had to be nails 47, 000 people known to live around there That's 10, 000 more than the folks in Aberdare
If you like folk dancing then just ring up and call
And do lessons in Llantarnam up the local Church Hall Cwmbran's not known for rape or killing It's a great place to go, if you're chilling I went around the world from L.A to Japan I never found a place with parking quite like Cwmbran Now, this is a story about a standard Welsh town With adequate facilities come on down They got a cinema, biscuit factory built to plan I wanna tell you all about a place I know called Cwmbran Go on a day trip, in the car In the mornings go to Llandegfedd reservoir Then if you're bored in the afternoon enjoy reasonably priced booze in the JD Wetherspoons The people of Cwmbran will help you reach your goal From drainage to locksmith or pest control So if you come from far away like Essex or Vietnam Just remember it's the place where indoor shopping began There's so much to see, where to begin you might want to stay the night in the Premier Inn So get your sister, your aunty, your cousin and your gran and take them on a day trip up to Cwmbran If you had an operation and you need rest and calm You can spend the day hanging out at Greenmeadow Farm They got llamas, sheep, chicken, pigs and a cow and if you don't how to milk 'em then the staff will show you how This is a song about a special place where if you take your car you'll always find a place And that was the story of how it began and how you can be The Fresh Prince of Cwmbran.
Now, this is a story I got to share It'll only take a minute, sit right there If you shop at Iceland or Matalan Let me tell you about a special place called Cwmbran Built in South Wales home to strates engaged With fantastic free parking you can park any days Go up the Leisure Centre look at tits in the pool Get arrested hanging round one of secondary schools
There's a number of pubs and they're all quite good
Although the square's full of roughs from the neighbourhood So get on the motorway and drive as fast as you can On the A40501 to Cwmbran In West Cwmbran they have a trading estate You can rent a warehouse for a reasonable rate They have the first McDonald's in South Wales And if you drank at a moonraker You had to be nails 47, 000 people known to live around there That's 10, 000 more than the folks in Aberdare
If you like folk dancing then just ring up and call
And do lessons in Llantarnam up the local Church Hall Cwmbran's not known for rape or killing It's a great place to go, if you're chilling I went around the world from L.A to Japan I never found a place with parking quite like Cwmbran Now, this is a story about a standard Welsh town With adequate facilities come on down They got a cinema, biscuit factory built to plan I wanna tell you all about a place I know called Cwmbran Go on a day trip, in the car In the mornings go to Llandegfedd reservoir Then if you're bored in the afternoon enjoy reasonably priced booze in the JD Wetherspoons The people of Cwmbran will help you reach your goal From drainage to locksmith or pest control So if you come from far away like Essex or Vietnam Just remember it's the place where indoor shopping began There's so much to see, where to begin you might want to stay the night in the Premier Inn So get your sister, your aunty, your cousin and your gran and take them on a day trip up to Cwmbran If you had an operation and you need rest and calm You can spend the day hanging out at Greenmeadow Farm They got llamas, sheep, chicken, pigs and a cow and if you don't how to milk 'em then the staff will show you how This is a song about a special place where if you take your car you'll always find a place And that was the story of how it began and how you can be The Fresh Prince of Cwmbran
Love it
Every time he talks about the parking it gets funnier.
Real gangsta!!
cwmbran loves it we do :)
It's impossible to read the comments without a Welsh accent in my head.
I’m from Caerphilly town myself 🏴🏴🏴🏴😎😎😎😎
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴😎😎😎😎😎🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
F this,..
My next home is going to be in Wales... I'm done with London, Brighton was nice, but I need somewhere to chill.
If I can't get a narrowboat before it's time to move again, I'm leaving for Wales.
U here yet
2018! Still bumping this out in bridgend! 🤪👊🏻
How am I only now finding this
Cwmbrans the shit fp
Awsum 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 I’m live in South Wales 🏴🏴🏴🏴😎😎😎😎😎
I'm from Scotland and I've been to Wales twice.
One of those trips was to Cwmbran. and it was fairly nice.
I can't remember the name of the other place
But it was shit compared to Cwmbran which was partially ace.
This fucked me up
Fuck of cunts
This is fucking iconic
Fucking Cwmbran Lyk 😂
And told my mate Curtis the same thing rather have hell beneath my feet then on top of me all good in the hood
Facts Cwmbran had cable tv Before cardiff and that’s the capital told my friend Gary they shot themselves in the foot now that cardiff have got a second chance with cable off sky let’s see if they do it again cause they got 2 feet
Both of you are so talented. Brilliant!
Welsh Height
Welsh hit
any1 no where i can find the song you look better on myspace
That ending is amazing. Was that staged or a genuine Cwmbran resident?
i live in cwmbran and the chances are it was genuine
01633 CWMBRAN ON THE MAP
I need to meet this guy
You can tell I’m from Cwmbran cuz here we are shown this in Cwmbran high to learn in a geography lesson 😂😂
I wish I could post a funny comment but Im stoned!!!! PMSL!!!!
haha..i worked the door in the raker..ROF lol
Is it bad I go shopping at cwmbran 😂😂
These guys has some hilarious songs, shame they are not still around, or are they?
This is good not bad big up south Wales
Can you do a The Fresh Prince of Cardiff Bay.
As someone from Cwmbran, I can confirm that pretty much everything here is true
The fresh price of ponty is better
The trolly situation in Cwmbran is like nowhere else
0:21 Wales has brothel directions? :-D
Adam Hussein lurking in the background...what a creeper!
😂😂😂😂excellent
I’m from Cwmbran wicked stuff 🤣
Love GLC 😂
The best part of it for me is I have been to all the places in this video
That fuck I live in Abergavenny
😂😂😂😂
Love this! Yo female rapper from wales check out my tracks
https://www.facebook.com/shortymayunsigned/
Essex or Vietnam 😂
Id fhger him if he wants 2 shop in Iceland
I'm legit crying rn 😂
I live in Aberystwyth right and half and half my family live in the gog and south this is absolutely hilarious
Never have I heard a song about my home town until today
I'm 70. Born and bred in Newport but no longer in the area. But I love this!
Genius from the GLC here! Could certainly alter the lyrics a little myself to cover my town (Bangor, Northern Ireland). To me the GLC summed up what rap is about: it's not just about creating lyrics that rhyme, it's about understanding and empathising with the emotions and feelings of your local community, in order to create something that gives them a smile or a laugh.
I saw you guys live and it was actualy my first concert thing I've ever been to. I'm so proud I started right at the top every concert after that is inferior
I knew a guy from Cwmbran who fucked his sister.
Lol funny song I love it lol
Cwmbranistan init spa
I mostly listen to metal music but GLC makes me proud to be Welsh ❤️