Goldie Lookin Chain - Cheap Teeth Lyrics






Loadsa cheese, loadsa cheddar, loadsa cheese...
I want a sexy lesbian vampire to touch me up
Allll day, allll night yeah.

Think so, you're fukcin safe, innit,
NHS, come to Newport get cheap teeth done innit.
Wicked.
Nhs loves you. you knows it, safe as fcuk

Dirty bobby innit. The dirty nurse, the dirty nurse is back,
It's a bitta dirt innit, dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty bobby's back in the place, innit.

Everebody knows, er, once you get high you put the music on you feel
the energy, you're filled with, er, what's known as electricity.
Safe. safe.
One Step down. Safe as fcuk. Goldies Lookins Chains. Knowsit.

Loadsa cheese, loadsa cheddar. Loadsa cheese, loadsa cheddar. Loadsa cheese.

Alriiiite! Dippenar (?) GLC appearance

#guns in the sky#





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  1. P.... Z....

    ayo wass up goldie lookin chain mayn , yo the best rapper from your part of the world word up kid

  2. F.... A....

    Love it 😂

  3. M.... C....

    I dropped into the above store a while b ack to see if I could get a couple of carrier bags todo a voluntary litterpick. I think my Hunters were a bit lat seasons daddies card was declined I had to make a cash payment it was Awwful!

  4. S.... e....

    Genius 👍

  5. J.... ....

    3.5 years later and that bass line STILL bangs. Is this available in Instrumental anywhere?

  6. m.... s....

    are you being served , genius

  7. n.... b....

    Spar is probably more expensive than Waitrose!

  8. J.... W....

    A song about Waitrose I’ve heard it all now 😂

    J.... W....

    U have been enlightened my friend

  9. B.... P....

    Welsh have poshies too

  10. H.... f....

    Why hasn't there been a film about how these guys turned there lives round from the gang and drug fuelled streets they grew up in. Newport died year's ago. It was either prison or death for these lads but they got out of that and put hip hop on its head. A voice for the silent. You're an inspiration

  11. C.... W....

    Am I wrong to love the Chain?

    C.... W....

    Don't deny yourself pleasure. Thought they'd run dry or go naff but they seem to get better. MC pitman has disappeared . Unknown P is a good trap or grime piss take.

  12. c.... ....

    Lots of viewers from Posh Malvern and Posh Monmouth @Goldie Lookin Chain

  13. B.... i....

    I say, what a toe tapping tune.

  14. J.... W....

    I shop at Baneswell express

  15. M.... J....

    That are you being served sample is lit.

  16. s.... g....

    Brilliant, superb sample!

  17. R.... J....

    #OverheardInWaitrose2019

  18. d.... w....

    Surely the writer in GLC is the new Ian Dury! Fantastic lyrics how do they think them up and add them to the music ?!

  19. C.... ....

    at 0:34... He looks like Youtuber, Top Hat Gaming Man.

  20. M.... ....

    Crikey Chris do you drive a forklift for a joinery firm next to snowey cones.

  21. h.... ....

    HOW did this not get to number 1??

    h.... ....

    hickster222 Taste.

  22. J.... L....

    One heartily approves of the above music video as one finds it distinctly amusing.

  23. A.... S....

    'Kick in the door, go straight to aisle 4, get some wild boar and some Louis Latour' - superb.

  24. B.... J....

    respect from Malvern!

  25. T.... 9....

    My shopping probably costs more than your car, that's why I pick Waitrose and you shop in the spar 😂😂😂🙈

  26. T.... G....

    GLC KYMRY CLARRRRT

  27. C.... H....

    Oh the quails eggs are to die for Julian.

  28. J.... S....

    Im in to GLC late in 2018, but my god, they are the shit.

    J.... S....

    John Sullivan Your mother's got a penis.

  29. J.... .....

    BRISTOL

  30. L.... ....

    Caldicot fake posh tbf

  31. S.... ....

    The use of the “are you being served” strings is fucking genius lol.

  32. G.... Q....

    the leader of GLC is my new SPIRIT ANIMAL XD #greatjob guys! in <3 with ur craziness over and over again for a couple of years back
    totally #loyalfan ☢️

  33. S.... M....

    "Ten items or less, were you born in a sewer; correct grammar should be ten items or fewer" Class.

    S.... M....

    One of the best lyrics of all time.

    S.... M....

    Should read*

  34. J.... G....

    Took me a minute to compose myself after watching that, I am literally crying with laughter.brilliant

  35. C.... M....

    Massive Waitroses!!!!!! Come on man!!

  36. m.... A....

    You fuckin knows it clart 😆

  37. e.... s....

    iceland was lovely and cheap

  38. s.... c....

    Roast Lion Cub sounds exquisite

  39. A.... D....

    One for the Caldicot Massive

  40. e.... s....

    Dunno, no morrisonns around here my dear man

  41. T.... M....

    Is this the Waitrose in Abergavenny?

    T.... M....

    Pontprennau, Cardiff

  42. d.... ....

    Genius sampling once again GLC!

  43. P.... ....

    Mate, my mrs is just like this #Cryforglcjustice

  44. L.... ....

    i've got a horse wuwhuhuhuh

  45. B.... ....

    Yae One2515 sent me to check you out! I'm hooked! You've reeled me in all the way from the California desert!🌵 😂💖✌Cheers!🌵

  46. R.... F....

    Actually GLC If you read this, where do YOU get your shopping.. Eh?. Come on now, you can tell us, don't be embarrassed.. Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaa.. Turn up in ya Cardiff tractor in ya gold encrusted wellies. Funny as F**K

  47. R.... F....

    F*****G great work GLC. Having a laugh still, pointing out things that need to be, Where do I get new album, got any vinyl?I picked up e second hand CD of GLC the other day, as I liked some of their old tunes, that led me to check online, I didn't know they were still together. I'm so glad they are. The problem today is that people have embraced things whole heartedly that in the past would have been a piss take. This tune is great, love it. My local waitrose shut down. the wine section was about a quarter of the store! Love the sample as well that's great as well. "Are you being served"

  48. A.... B....

    1:52 Great to see Inspector Gadget is still getting work.

  49. D.... ....

    This is so brilliantly done, well done boyos :)

  50. W.... 9....

    Just wait till they see a Mark's and Spencer's.

    W.... 9....

    I actually knew someone who didn't like to shop in M&S, because it was too low class for her. XD

    W.... 9....

    Marks' isn't that expensive. Just a refined selection. A shitty small chicken from asda costs a 5 sheet.
    A big chicken in a basting bag is 6 from m&s.

    Waitrose are a processed food outlet mainly. A lot of it is made in the same factories the spar or tesco ready meals etc... are made. I've worked on waitrose/ m&s/ youngs lines in the past.
    Waitrose ( like expensive restaraunts ) charge higher for less, to keep riffraff at bay and maintain a higher facade of eloquence.

  51. f.... ....

    Waitrose - Why pay less? Lol. To be fair, if I could afford it I would shop exclusively in Waitrose.

  52. M.... P....

    Genuinely sick rhymes.

  53. m.... c....

    Beautiful delivery!!! Faultless again!!

  54. N.... ....

    Who's got my wines

  55. P.... A....

    GLC aka genius lyrics crew. Had to rewind this a few times.

  56. K.... ....

    Comedy gold!

  57. A.... N....

    Organic Fairtrade boob polish

    A.... N....

    boot polish

  58. I.... M....

    Accurate

  59. g.... d....

    Where's maggot

    g.... d....

    griff daz he got lost in the big brother house in 2007, think he's still there

    g.... d....

    @AJ MacNicol I met him & the rest walking around the V fest. Great bunch of lads were great with my young lad lol. Don't watch any reality bollox mate (especially nomark wannabes) but I imagine he was a decent fella. 👍

  60. J.... B....

    Subbed for this alone, goldenyst of the glod. Recognise.

  61. A.... S....

    Are there only two members of GLC now?

    A.... S....

    Alistair Smith yes. The others are working... At Iceland

  62. b.... y....

    This could be 1of the greatest things ive seen, brilliantly produced, funny as hell and comedy genius, absolutely flawless, lyrics etc and ive never been in a waitose. .made my day

  63. J.... ....

    this is fucking brilliant

  64. C.... W....

    LoL my mum works in Waitrose and my dad likes Tesco more

  65. G.... G....

    been stuck on 69 for so long its dry and sore. 70

  66. H.... T....

    My nearest one is in Cheltenham - one day..... Racing there tomorrow, so could be then.

  67. g.... ....

    Actually nearest Waitrose to Dover is in Folkestone. But since I'm working class I've never seen the inside of it.

  68. G.... C....

    Brilliant!👍👍

  69. c.... ....

    Is that the one in Pontprennau?

    Wicked.

  70. A.... M....

    Seamless green screen there. Can't see the join.

  71. J.... O....

    i liked it untill i noticed the empty shop so i guess its an advert for Waitrose

  72. z.... ....

    do the selfservice bits work in that shop?if so i might go.every single fucking time i go to asda the piece of shit malfunctions and i have to wait around for assistance and my frozen stuff starts to defrost and theyve never apologised once.

  73. P.... H....

    Waitrose is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to shop there.

  74. M.... M....

    This is true, food is too posh now for I nowadays. I only buys tins of pineapple and other exotic fruits from Waitrose on my birthday.

  75. S.... H....

    Propper-propper funny mother fuckers .☆☆☆☆☆

  76. R.... ....

    Shopping at the Spar is more expensive!

    R.... ....

    I haven't come across a Spar in years, where have you seen one?

    R.... ....

    +carbolic_smokeball Spar shops are usually in very small villages where they can get away with taking the piss. haha

    R.... ....

    @Rob and city's

    R.... ....

    A German friend said it's odd as spar in German means to save.

  77. K.... ....

    Ten items or less,were you born in a sewer,
    correct grammar should read "ten items or fewer"

    absolute fucking fire

    K.... ....

    youknowsit

    K.... ....

    I was in Sainsbury's last week and they have a huge sign up saying "10 items or fewer". So grammar pedants like me can save a few bob these days.

    K.... ....

    Best line ever

    K.... ....

    With a copy of The Guardian and Hunter welly boots
    I heard the manager has secretly got working-class roots.

    K.... ....

    was born in a sewer, waitrose not 1 about, or a morrisons, I get horse met from tesco's. lol . ps did a super job for thames water sewage. had 2 travel 2 hemel hempstead 4 that 1. If you gonna call? lol.

  78. m.... b....

    I shop at Waitrose this is spot on,i nearly pissed myself when i heard a guy tell his kid Milo not to throw the cans of Heinz beans at people,the spoilt little muppet should have been given a slap.

  79. n.... ....

    Wank like Jay-Z and his like should check this stuff out and see how it's done.

  80. e.... p....

    All done over the 'are u being swerved?' theme tune..a genius move :-)

    e.... p....

    Fuck thanks. Didn't realise and I've been listening to this for a while. It's awful when your thick😆

  81. D.... S....

    Great use of the 'Are you being served' theme tune sample!

    D.... S....

    I said the same thing. It slaps.

  82. Z.... ....

    GLC making a comeback...

  83. g.... b....

    I'm amazed they're still going! A pleasant surprise.

  84. s.... ....

    GLC going up up on the world and forgetting their LiDL working class roots? ;-)
    Like the sampling of the Are You Being Served? theme.

  85. B.... L....

    wrth fy modd!

  86. m.... m....

    been listening to old glc stuff in the car today, ice t rap and ting. this new stuff is fuckin sick clart!!!

  87. D.... U....

    Absolutely brilliant. So funky too!

  88. S.... F....

    Real Talk GLC! :D

  89. T.... F....

    they still got it...

  90. J.... C....

    i went into waitrose once , i got followed round by the security guard , i was so proud :)

    J.... C....

    Me too! It seems even funnier now!

    J.... C....

    You must have only been upper middle class riff raff.

    J.... C....

    I had king prawns out of the bin round the back of one. Lobster's once.

    J.... C....

    @Al C dress code for a supermarket. I've gone in new decent clothes fresh hair cut everything and they still know I'm a scrubber some how.

  91. H.... ....

    Love that my ex-boyfriend has tagged me in a link to this video. I am one of your Guardian reading.almond/soya milk drinking (sometime) Waitrose shoppers and proud! 😂

    H.... ....

    i saw eggsy at our local waitrose a few weeks ago!

  92. j.... ....

    You need to up your game, what about Wholefoods?!

  93. F.... -....

    240th like
    and LOL

  94. R.... T....

    So funny! I was thinking at 1:10 that you had spotted that the average Waitrose shopper is a Guardian reader - where else would the socially aware go to buy ethically-produced world foods from a workers' co-operative?