Goldie Lookin Chain - Baneswell Express Lyrics
If you dont know by now then Ill doubt you'll ever know
So let me try and educate you with my Lyrical flow
On the Mic at this time, in the place to be
People hanging out just coz they wanna be next to me
Its a special place let me try to explain
When my cupbpards are bare and Im not Hip Hopping
You'll see me down there, doing my shopping
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best
If you dont know where it is go to microcare computing
Just round the corner from Acorn Recruiting
Theres some bloke on the door who looks like Neo from the matrix
Homemade sandwiches and homemade pies
You get served after hours if you give them the eyes
Well dont try shoplifting and dont go nicking
The last person that did got a proper fucking kicking
Loads of wicked people utilise the store
One bloke did try to start a fight before
But he wasn't affiliated with the friendly staff
Coz he was rough the sort of person who would shit in the bath
Pasties, Sarnies and Polish meats
Extra strength Lager to drink on the street
I even hang round outside when its closed
Take my Mrs down there when Im gonna propose
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
8 Baneswell Rd is the Address
Baneswell Express Baneswell Express
Do they sell booze? YES!
They got porno mags to give you an erection
And spotted dick in the frozen section
They got lager cider, cherry coke
See me outside in Pauls car having a smoke
They sell sex lube, Scratch Cards and Choc Ices
All that and more at reasonable prices
Its a local shop but its so much more
Ilove going down there when I smoke the draw
Three bottles for a tenner Red, Pink or White
Will keep your mrs's legs ope all night
If you need tampons and you've got a heavy flow
Then Baneswell Express is the only place to go
I took some ecstacy and went there shopping
Loved it so much next week I'm double droppping
Sometimes I just hang out on the street
Because you never ever know who your gonna meet
Sometimes I just browse and hang around
Coz you never ever know what will be found at the
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
8 Baneswell Rd is the Address
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Goldie Lookin Chain Baneswell Express Comments
Safe as fuck
ive ruin out of green and my phones broken can any one help it was for an exhibition I was working on. Very important. Please flag
Brunswick express.. N,town low
Wales es finest
St.Dogs, Pembs, Prem is the Best! you knows it...
I now have a reason to visit Wales.
just visited this shop as i live in newport and just heard about this song. the shopkeeper in the video is still there and he gives good customer service
Drinkin' a can and eating crisps has never been better!
Are these shops still there??
...but ya shops called Baneswell Store?
Awsum guys 😎😎😎😎😎😎🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴😎😎😎😎😎 I live ten mines drive from Newport 😎😎😎😎😎🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
That Umbro jacket is fucking lovely
I grew up in baneswell and im the 100 th commenter. Do i get a prize? 🎩. From Briggsy
DO THEY SELL BOOOOOOOOZE ?!
Where ever you live we all have a Bangwell express.
I'm here because my boyfriend sent me this link.so funny
Maggot is Rodney Bewes lovechild!
Lol, wizard looks like he got out of bed about 5 minutes before they started shooting
i like cider, Wright stuff shoow, 1 newspaer WTF what a hike, or a trike, 1st to snowden tp. 7p grobbe
Baneswell Express is mint. I went there last night
Raju just falling over the counter at the end kills me!!!
It was a wicked ending
I live up the street from here, and know all those shopkeepers in the video ;D
Adams bit in this sounds like every guy who has ever done a mobile disco. Coppercabs bit is good though
better still be open 'cos I am doing a huge detour on my way to Oxford in summer for a shit as fuck selfie outside...might even buy a wank mag!!
this comment has made my fucking day, cheers mate.
Apparently the reviews are good
http://www.192.com/atoz/business/newport-np20/convenience-stores/baneswell-store-limited/39a79f8ff3786d6de8b0428cb8536104981d7cef/comp/#
They got porno mags to give you an erection
And spotted dick in the frozen section...
Quality
om😯😈😬
fuckin quality, lol
If I ever visit Wales I'll be sure to go there
Can't find Ganja on my Mind! Love that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUo3EsNEiMk
enjoy ; ]
These mates is getting paid fat stacks for advertising local business, I bet, yeah, ya know?
simply brilliant. :)
Has you got any welsh rarebit?
welsh rarebit is cheese on toast, sounds like you got mugged off
wha! :)
youare cool.
ome I am so pleased he felly our
If you need tampons and you've got a heavy flow, Baneswell Express is the only place to go. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........!
I am an Indian and I lived in Wales for 3 years.
Did you own one then?
That Green Lonsdale Shit. wtf can i say, lmao, classic chav attire
newport was an inside job as was 9/11
BANSWELL yeah thats illuminati
Love it lads keep up the good tunes 👍
Polish meats lol
This makes me miss wales so much more
Love's it :) you knows it clart
Well done boys . . . .. . .:) . .
Genius, only just got the new album, almost as good as 'Greatest Hits'!
best one they done in yeaaaaaars, awesome.
Thumps up if ya frm newport
Omg that's the shop i go everyday
Me too I'm his brother
I genuinely want to know where to buy the Reebok trackie top
Seriously fucking amazing the end I was choking XD
had to press the play button again, back on top form, good to see
I drove all the way from Bournemouth's arse end (Mysty's fave beach) yesterday to buy a bottle of booze here. Loved it....
Boscombe?
GENIUS!!!!!
LOL at the shop owner going for a burton at the end.
Top tune.
I enjoyed it so much next week i'm double dropping (quality)
That green track suit is wicked
great!!!
Fuckin shit.
I took some ecstasy and I went there shopping,
loved it so much next week I'm double dropping!
HAHAHA fucking brilliant!
Thanks Jeff Gerstmann for pointing these guys out to me!
Baneswell Express ---->>>> goo.gl/maps/8uAgh :D
Hes wearing a county top lol
Epic set a V festival boys.
The GLC deserves a pride of Britain award
Jesus glc ur the bet!!'
Lovely! GLC ROCK.
You can't begin to comprehend the amount of time i've spent in that shop, nipping down tomorrow actually...
That's Mystikal, that is.
Safe claaaarrrt
safe as fuck
Nice to see them showing a bit of love for the port instead of taking the piss out of people less fortunate than themselves and running for the Labour council...just saying.
big up the fucking glc! smoke the draw and do the robot, safe!
Genuinely think this is the best thing you have ever done, such a tune
Yeah, it's Diana Moran
Back to old form lads, SAFE AS FUCK.
Haha I did the same thing.
I knows this, but should be Muckers new nick name, he is a cracking double with that mullet
thats not Bill Bailey
Legends...eyluvs it!
nice cameo from Bill Bailey in the green trackie
yeeeees!!!
Anything for a discount aye lads lol :D
Oldie Lookin Chain
Did the cashier ask eggsy for his I.D.?
they got porno mags, to give you an erection, and spotted dick in the frozen section. Make it stop, Im crying
Can we please organise some form of party outside with this song playing?
It's not called "Microcare Computing" anymore - Keep it real!
Awesome
rass as fuck
Didn't even see this was up til the other vid. Safe
safe. just google mapped the fuck out of it, spotted theres a travel lodge round the corner, next holiday, sorted. you knows it
Pure frickin class.....genius
Fresh bra, fuckin safe as fuck!
The Microcare massive!!
still safe
innit
That's my leisure suit
way better than spar!
Safe.As.Fuck clart.
Xtra local and safe sanitary protection, please
But why no Dairylea Dunkers mentions? YouKnowsDunkersClart