Goldfinger - Wayne Gretzky Lyrics




Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

[spoken]
Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?
Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream.
Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married!
Pssh, whatever.

Wayne Gretzky
I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah





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  1. Alvin Krawchuk

    Wayne gretzky is alive he like 50

  2. Sharpcreations

    Hey man, I'm a host from Oil Country Podcast. Would you mind if we used this as an outro for an episode and talked about how awesome this song is and give you credit?

  3. anoni81b4u

    Wayne Gretzky

  4. Raistlin Smits

    love gay sex

  5. Ryan Lyytinen

    I bet Wayne only has sex with hockey pucks.