Gloryhammer - Legend Of The Astral Hammer Lyrics




Legend of the Astral Hammer

Slashing my way through an army of goblins on the dark side of the moon
Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming, my hammer will be their doom
Angus McFife the 13th my name, the scion of mighty Dundee
Intergalactic great hero of steel, ruler of the whole galaxy

Wielding this ancestral weapon, the Hammer of Glory its name
The kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim

Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of the celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel

Aeons ago the starlords descended, powerful unknown to man
With three epic weapons to safeguard from doom, concealing them far 'cross the land
Relics of legend, relics of might, forged in a time before time
For thousands of years unfathomed unknown, deep in a mystical shrine

Descendant of ultimate fighter, now battle a war in the stars
Defending the kingdom from Demons of Mars

Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of the celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel

Now Zargothrax rises once more
To threaten the force of the light
Assemble the heroes of steel
Prepare for the ultimate fight

Legend of the Astral Hammer
Legend of the Astral Hammer

Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of the celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel





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Gloryhammer Legend Of The Astral Hammer Comments
  1. Minim

    This is so stupid. I love it! :D

  2. Game Guy

    Who’s here from Hyperion

  3. Roney Monteiro

    Glory hammer and meat hole brought me here. Forgive my dyslexic prose.

  4. Otto Von Bismarck

    Nerd power metal exists and I'm loving it

  5. Baron Von Kaiser

    I found the third hammer song. Finally, i have them all. The holy trinity.
    Gloyhammer
    Hootsforce
    Astral hammer
    It is time to ASCEND

    Andrei Craciun

    Baron Von Kaiser the third one is quest for the hammer of glory

    Baron Von Kaiser

    @Andrei Craciun I FOUND THE FOURTH SONG!! im going to ascend even further beyond

    Simon Broome

    Three Hammers High!

  6. Thorinox

    This was Thor's lullaby as a baby.

    Sanctus Ferrum

    Angus McFife XIII. > Thor

  7. sadlobster1

    This makes me think of Brian's Space Shire 7 story

  8. Fr3k3

    powered by lasers and riding a star huh?

  9. Rat King

    1:24 4CHAN the heart of celestial fire

  10. Turkey

    I love how it's universally agreed upon by the community that Gloryhammer is just a D&D campaign dare gone way too far.

    Dylan Colwell

    I’m okay with this gives good inspiration for new artifacts

    MxCherryBlue

    That campaign must have lasted 40k years

  11. Aniken

    A hammer is an impractical sword it’s better used as a meat tenderizer.

    Draugmor

    Albeit when it comes to actual combat, especially that involving armour, hammer(although not the one Angus has. But Pole Hammer or War Hammer) is superior to a sword in most ways.

  12. Nick Gurr

    Discovered them by an RPG discord server. They gud...

  13. Baseado & Vermelhopilado

    LEGEND OF THE ASTRAL HAMBURG

  14. Lucio

    if you change "Astral Hammer" with "DRAGONSLAYER" it's the best opening of BERSERK.

    Thorvald Stormhammer

    Check out Beast In Black. 👍

  15. Seb King

    May it bring eternal glory to the Kingdom of Fife and the brave King who wields it!

  16. Vallrik Stone

    This is what happens when you're a wizard, a bard, and a siren.

  17. Acrylica Draws

    Why is this band not a movie?

  18. mishai nutr

    gw just give them your license for fuck sake...

  19. Georg

    damn <3

  20. JSPumpkinKing

    "DEFENDING THE KINGDOM FROM DEMONS OF MARS!!!"

    Doom Slayer: I can respect that.

    SirisTheSlayer

    JSPumpkinKing the holy trinity, Angus McFife, Goblin Slayer, and Doom Guy

    Vayos ReaperoftheVoid

    @SirisTheSlayer Remove Gobline Slayer and put in Guts >.>

    monkr wont 468

    pet hate of mine because loads of people in my area say it wrong:

    it's not "demonds" you imbecilic wastrel. it's "demons"

    Josephi Krakowski

    This is WH40K during the Civil War with the Ad-Mech.

    JSPumpkinKing

    @monkr wont 468 kek my bad, it's a typo, I'll fix it.

  21. ZLo Sov

    >Is all about the Hammers
    >Starts off by slashing through an army

    Zmey

    >If you hit it hard enough anything is possible.

    Vahi5

    The hammer is so badass it breaks physics.

    William Bell

    Hey, Stormbreaker has a slashy-part....

    Rhys H

    The slashing effectiveness of a weapon is not necessarily based on sharpness, it's based on how effective the weapon is getting through the target.

  22. The Shruggernaut

    Legeeeeeeend of the asshole rammer

  23. Sir Zorg

    This is probably my favorite gloryhammer song, but there are strong contenders

  24. Drake Dragon

    Rawr...Fav weekend tune.

  25. Paul Wylde

    Why i play Never winter Nights, and play this song.. tell me why ! xD

  26. sir james

    i like how the places that are mentioned in this bands songs are actual places like Dundee is in Scotland and unst is a island in Scotland

  27. Raf 'Guard' Leblanc

    "You wish to enter a Gloryhammer Concert. You need to roll on initiative and a save of identity or you'll not be allowed in."
    *rolls*
    "natural crit..."
    "You rock out so hard, earning the respect of the bandmembers. As they praise you, the adventures they were describing were all true... and You are Angus Mcfire XIII and you just ascended to your true form."
    "sweet..."

  28. Sam Levy

    "defending the kingdom from demons of Mars"
    Angus McFife is Doomslayer confirmed

    Paul Wylde

    lol xD
    thats true, i never think of that

    alex moller

    hes just doomsayers dad with a hard on for old weapons

  29. Mycha i Miodek

    King'O'WaR did this in 2002. Better.

  30. Eustache

    Glorygod ? Kappa

  31. Code Overwatch: Maximillian of the resurrection

    When harbinger comes out in for honor*

  32. john kirby

    Y'know the Nerd on Robot Chicken?
    Yeah, meet his favorite band.

  33. Sam Levy

    Anyone who listens to this gets an extra +4 on all strength rolls for the next 24 hours

  34. Alex La Carotte

    LEGEEEEEEEEEND OF THE ASTRAL HAMMER ! That is what i call an epic intro !

  35. sir james

    why does this remind me of warhammer 40k

  36. Mungasaurus Bravo

    Warhammer 40k+Avengers+D and D, star wars and metal= Gloryhammer

  37. FreeSongs

    I like this when ranked with my Jayce :D

  38. mutanthairything

    "Minuscule goblin, impractical sword" is a fantastic reason to use a big hammer. But this makes me wonder: just how smaller are these goblins? The size of squirrels? Does that mean that when the Goblin King rides the wings of doom, he's riding a goose? If so, then victorious eagle warfare is a literal battle with eagles?

  39. GoatHampsters

    God: oh shit I dropped a guitar in the toilet
    Gloryhammer: lol mate just you wait

  40. Xav Tal

    I haven't heard this Alestorm song before...

  41. Eve Death4

    Dear god the voice of this dude is something from another world. The high pitches he drops, damn. Like the beginning part, that was like an ear-gasm. Just found out this band and I can't honestly believe his voice is real.

  42. Naþan Ø

    Legend of the Astral Hammer!
    _oooooooOOOOOOOH _*_YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!_*

    Acrylica Draws

    Read the Ooooh Yeah part in a Corey Taylor voice.

  43. Mawas Prayogi

    did they make their universe for their whole album? I wanna see more of that

  44. Aggressives Etwas

    2:16 MYSTICAL SHREK!

  45. Drake Dragon

    The album is defiantly on my buy list.

  46. Mark Luckenbaugh

    This should be Captain Kirk s favorite metal band

  47. Tusk Force

    What does the part at 4:43 remind me? anyone knows?

    Mythrune

    I think of Europe's final countdown

  48. DeadTroperSociety

    VIRGIN METAL FTW \m/(_ _)\m/

  49. MokkaCicc 4.0

    LEGEND OF THE ASTRAL HAMMER

  50. DeadTroperSociety

    I think I'm a virgin again

  51. pippo pepperoni

    the songs that start screaming their title give shame to others

    Draugmor

    *high note singing

  52. Vermia Arcelot

    Last thing I remember is clicking on the thumbnail.

    Now my room is full of dead goblins and there's a weird looking hammer on my bed. Please help.

    Defrether T

    I'm scared to even say I'm in Dundee right now, Zargothrax doesn't approve of his minions being on social media, but I mean... I'm bored.

    m jay

    @Defrether T dont let him hear where you belong to. Otherwise he will start an epic journey with At least 5 Songs to purge you

    McShadowGaming

    As a big fuck off bringer of divine justice i see no problem with this

    Matias Espinoza

    There is a space submarine in my bathroom, please help

    Lux 4

    There is a legion of knights in my room and they keep saying they are from some city called Crail. What do I do with them?

  53. Pytúr \m/

    Wow Power..... Good music

  54. The Suburban Redneck

    Saw them in Denver with their recent tour. Went for my brother and best friend who love the hell out of Alestorm, and Gloryhammer of course was one of the openers. I never believed to love this type of music until I saw them live and was totally blown away. Thomas had me amazed with his energy just because we're at high elevation. This band is brilliant!

  55. MasterxTauren

    When you get a penta kill with poppy on league of legends and this song starts to blast.

  56. Sir Onyx

    FORGE IN THE HEART OF CELESTIAL FIRE is now what im gonna say when someone ask what something is

  57. Anthony Sterr

    Sometimes...wizards are so awesome...it hurts.

  58. Theoccurence1

    I'll report you BIG TIME.. just kidding

  59. John Renehan

    Me at 3am: Time to sleep.
    My brain for the 400th fucking time: *LEGEEEEEEND OF THE ASTRAL HAMMER*

  60. nope jhonson

    so i heard this entire album was based on a d&d campaign, pls correct me if wrong

    m jay

    Not Sure but its probably fancanon

  61. anthony walker

    alestorm to ghoultown to gloryhammer !! good shit

  62. Angel Torres

    Me back in highschool trying to get to class on time. -"slicing my way through an army of cowards"-

  63. Bedazzlebub

    We need a gloryhammer game STAT

    Melrieoi

    Agreed.

    Drake Dragon

    Rawr...with dragons and all!

    Jakob Wendt

    I'd play that

  64. Omphy Stone

    From now on every time I play skyrim or an mmo rpg I'm listening to these guys

  65. HomeValue Glass

    Love the galloping beat in this song

  66. I am Khaled

    Tobias Fate anyone ?

  67. Sir Reaper

    00:00 - 00:04 = How to start something epicly? Glorryhammer style, yell the title louder than loud

  68. christopher brander

    wow. base up, volume up.... for 4 minutes... nope... still going to finish. pretty good

  69. GodsmackAR69

    Legend of Allah-u-Akhbar!

  70. Clem Foua

    yes !!! fucking YES !!! /,,/ (^_^) /,,/

  71. EinHauchVonGlory

    KARTHUS !

  72. Bartosz Adamek

    ohh god this is awesome :O

  73. pedro castillo

    la wea buena weon culiao

  74. panos karathanasis

    Legend of the Astral Hammer

    Slashing my way through an army of goblins
    On the dark side of the moon
    Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming
    My hammer will be their doom

    Angus McFife XIII my name
    Scion of mighty Dundee
    Intergalactic great hero of steel
    Ruler the whole galaxy

    Wielding this ancestral weapon
    The Hammer of Glory its name
    The Kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim

    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Forged in the heart of celestial fire
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Powered by lasers entwined in a star
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Crystal enchantment of steel

    Aeons ago, the starlords descended
    Powerful unknown to man
    With three epic weapons to safeguard from doom
    Concealing them far cross the land

    Relics of legend, relics of might
    Forged in a time before time
    For thousands of years, unfathomed, unknown
    Deep in a mystical shrine

    Descendant of ultimate fighter
    Now battle a war in the stars
    Defending the kingdom from demons of Mars

    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Forged in the heart of celestial fire
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Powered by lasers entwined in a star
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Crystal enchantment of steel

    Now Zargothrax rises once more
    To threaten the force of the light
    Assemble the heroes of steel
    Prepare for the ultimate fight

    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Legend of the Astral Hammer

    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Forged in the heart of celestial fire
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Powered by lasers entwined in a star
    Legend of the Astral Hammer
    Crystal enchantment of steel

    Thund3rStorm3r

    Τy Pano

    Eve Death4

    Bless people who put lyrics in the comments

    Ness of the SNES

    Στην τελικη πολλοι μεταλλαδες ειναι ελληνες εε?

  75. Ryan Zhu

    1:35 "might as well forgo a piratical sword" lol

    ChaosNe0

    Ryan Zhu "miniscule Goblin impractical sword"

  76. clé sma

    Everybody know the real lyrics are "Legend Tortillas Thrall Hammer" 1:28

  77. Far Altright

    Can someone tell me in wich order i must listen all this sagas?

  78. I am The Hammer

    I approve

  79. Sebastian Acosta

    *FRAGOR PRIME INTENSIFIES*

    dannylamb456

    Fragor Prime + Brokk skin = 1/10th of the Astral Hammer's true power.

    Driftor The Rainbow Tachanka

    YESSSSS

    Hodný Strejda Felix

    Bonus points for subtle Warframe reference =D ! CLEM approves.

    Lancelot4Camelot

    CRUSHING RUIN MOTHERFUCKERS

    Loone 3

    Was looking for this

  80. WarBeard

    Angus McFife gets around

  81. Pierre Arrivault

    I buy it, just because of the description. It 's the first time since 3 years. So thank's you for the discovery !

  82. Djaïd Zelfa

    BONSOIR JE SUIS BOBLENON HAHA ET BIIIENVENUUUUUUUE

    ThePsyco91

    les vrais savent

  83. Mihai Badea

    this has to be one of my favourite Gloryhammer, fuck it, favourite rock song ever!

  84. Lyrakae

    Why i feel the urge to dance in underwear will lisening this?

    ChaosNe0

    Lyrakae It's clear why you want to dance, but the underwear part is your own kink.

    m m

    Because Angus McFife is so God damn sexy

  85. the holy crusader

    The urge to do epic shit real

  86. Mats VRS#10063

    Legend of the asshole hammer!!

  87. Stefano Sacchi

    "ROLL FOR INITIATIVE"
    "I punch initiative"

    razorcloud1

    Ah bunkers and badasses

    Vayos ReaperoftheVoid

    I loved Brick in that XD he was my spirit animal for that whole DLC. Him and torgue. " I JUST WANT TO PLAY A GAME!!!!"
    Lilith:...now I feel like a jerk...
    Tiny tina:...yeah, me too...

    Best part yet: When Mordy and Tiny Tina bonded over the parodied version of Downtown Abbey.

    Joshua Dallas

    @Vayos ReaperoftheVoid Downton Abbey you uncultured swine.

    Zizan

    You fambled (critical miss) you punch with all your might, but miss, in result your shoulder broke because of the power of your punch, and you end up punching your chest with dislocated arm, breaking your ribs. Take damage equal to your health -1.

    Greyman

    Ah a man of culture I see.

  88. PaaX

    Tobito brought me here

  89. Christhopher Cruzflores

    And this is 1992 ?

    Arius Krieg

    It is. In whatever calendar is used in Fantasy Fife.

  90. Conrad Kelly

    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/237313757242458112/294291565109575680/same_diff.png

    I don't even play Warhammer XD

    dannylamb456

    Well, you're not wrong...

  91. mortuslumus

    Does nobody understand that the Astral Hammer is a different weapon from the Hammer of Glory? Jesus get it right

    nightimegamer57

    mortuslumus I was under the impression that Angus McFife the 13th had been handed down the Gloryhammer and it had in time earned a new title as The Astral Hammer.

    Ananaia O'Leary

    this is a credible theory

  92. Blunk Morgan-Music

    i Think intergalactic space RPG virgin metal is my new favorite music genre

    Mobster101

    I think you mean intergalactic space RPG CHAD metal

    alex recrem

    Neither Angus McFife nor the Hammer Of Glory are virgin

    Dylan Walsh

    Virgin Metal is the best descriptor ever

    true лось

    @alex recremi can't but wonder, to who has the hammer lost virginity?

    alex recrem

    @true лось yes

  93. Hector

    I think "Legend of the astral Hammer" would make a great title for an epic porn movie.

    Sam Levy

    @Le Gyon *H E R E S Y*

    Sam Levy

    *ALL OF YOU ARE HERETICS*

    Vayos ReaperoftheVoid

    @Retard Corpsman HARDCORE ORGY!!! WAS THERE EVER AN OPTION!?

    Retard Corpsman

    Vayos ReaperoftheVoid
    That idea is wonderful! Lets include a band named glory hole to the orgy too!

    Katrina Payne

    You see... the astral hammer is not my fists.


    ... the astral hammer is my penis...

  94. Hoomans Are kewl

    came here from sabathon. i like dis

  95. MentrySK

    Glory PowerMetal !

  96. Totally Scoot

    Warhammer + DnD?

    Count me in.

    Minixi 1313

    Following what I wrote, I made research about Starfinder and enjoyed what I've seen. So yes. Like Starfinder.

    Thorvald Stormhammer

    Toss a little bit of Elder Scrolls into the mix. 🍺

    HTM Sarungard

    @Minixi 1313 Go and try Open Legend RPG its a narrative system totally independent of settings. They even have templates from fantasy to scifi through steampunk and horror. So yes, maybe even if its not a scifi setting, a system you can play openworld scifi rpg. :D

    Minixi 1313

    @HTM Sarungard Thanks, I'll check it out

    Raymond Biskner

    @Minixi 1313 PAlladium is also nice. I actually wasn't kidding about the third thing either. Dungeons: The Dragoning 40000 7th Edition is an actual game