Glee Cast - Let's Have A Kiki Lyrics






[Isabelle:]
Hey, I’m calling you back.
Ooh, she’s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin' my Ass
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don’t even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors, ([Rachel:] Tight!)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki, ([Kurt:] mother)

[Isabelle:]
I’m gonna let you have it

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have kiki, ([Kurt:] dive) ([Rachel:] turn) ([Kurt:] work)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Isabelle:]
and hon-hon-honey.

[Kurt:]
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves,
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve.

[Isabelle:]
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave,
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui.

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors, ([Rachel:] Tight!)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:] Let’s have a kiki, ([Kurt:] mother)

[Isabelle:]
I’m gonna let you have it

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have kiki, ([Kurt:] dive) ([Rachel:] turn) ([Kurt:] work)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Isabelle:]
and hon-hon-honey.

[Rachel:]
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let us make a wish
And may all our wishes come true

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey ([Kurt:] Oooo)
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see

[Isabelle:]
This kiki is marvelous!

[Rachel and Kurt:]
Kiki, soso
oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors, ([Rachel:] Tight!)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki, ([Kurt:] mother)

[Isabelle:]
I’m gonna let you have it

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have kiki, ([Kurt:] dive) ([Rachel:] turn) ([Kurt:] work)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Isabelle:]
and hon-hon-honey.

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors ([Rachel:] tight!)

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki, ([Rachel:] hunty) ([Kurt:] dropper)

[Isabelle:]
I'm gonna let you have it

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Lets have a kiki!





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Glee Cast Let's Have A Kiki Comments
  1. A.... C....

    I luv glee!

  2. M.... M....

    Been having a kiki since this song came out

  3. A.... G....

    *Literally glee made me gay... and I loved it*

  4. F.... S....

    Am I the only one who's die at Rachel's little smile at 1:43 ?

  5. T.... S....

    Lets have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki (lock the door!) TIGHT!!

  6. J.... E....

    This song stayed stucckkk in my head for days

  7. n.... 6....

    I was really bopping to this not realizing it was Shangela for a while. I love her so much I just wish they rolled her in a box.

  8. J.... P....

    I love Shangela, but that outfit is not flattering

  9. k.... s....

    Omg shangela ❤

  10. L.... E....

    Yo solo vine para aprendermela para que cuando vaya a rico lo de todo:v

  11. w.... a....

    I have no memory of this. I should really pay more attention to the performances.

  12. T.... H....

    I really never thought i'd hear SJP say 'shes been a bitch tonight'

  13. l.... t....

    Willam is the one in the white fur jacket right?

  14. E.... M....

    I wish SJP would make a Christmas album :( I just love her voice
    But she might not because she is Jewish

  15. B.... M....

    I see my working girl sheangela

  16. m.... o....

    why does this sound like gentrification

  17. H.... R....

    Glee was domestic terrorism

  18. T.... B....

    Am I the only one who does not like this? (No hate)

  19. J.... H....

    SHANGELA

  20. U.... U....

    Shangela is a fucking queen

  21. H.... C....

    I can't get over the fact that Rachel said "hunty" I just cant

    H.... C....

    HSHDHSHD BITCH WHEN OMG

    H.... C....

    @jared leto's bae 2:56 💀

  22. P.... ....

    Who’s ready having a Kiki with me

  23. i.... Z....

    Hey um...Shangela? Who remembers shangela from RUPAULS drag race? No? Okay Il go....Unless??

  24. C.... ....

    My mom was just like "WHAT THE F?" when we were watching this together.

  25. P.... ....

    This scene/mashup meaning and why the songs are unlike eachother was to hold interpretation of Rachel's old christmas musical traditions with her dads and the difference between what is expected to celebrate at the time in New York. It is just an intricate way of showing off that feeling of things that aren't supposed to go together.


    And that's the reason why Rachel starts singing Turkey Lurkey Time out of the freakin blue. Also, i agree that this glee performance is gay culture in the greatest example (DragQueens + SJP + Glee).

  26. A.... ....

    I guess glee invented "spilling tea"

  27. s.... 5....

    this is one of the best moments of tv history

  28. P.... L....

    This introduced me to the epic Let's have a Kiki by Scissor Sister

  29. b.... ....

    of course rachels het ass interrupted the gay anthem

  30. m.... p....

    turkey lurkey *killed* the mood

  31. T.... ....

    Anyone hate these songs, the performance is alright imo

  32. E.... A....

    🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👍🏻

  33. M.... L....

    cools lied

  34. H.... 2....

    I love kurts voice in this

  35. L.... I....

    Shangela

  36. E.... G....

    The worst thing I’ve ever seen

  37. H.... S....

    Omg shangela! Look as stunning even back in 2012. You better werk girl!

  38. K.... P....

    2:11 She went “which of them bitches just stole my song”

  39. K.... P....

    Who’s here during thanksgiving

  40. K.... P....

    I wish everyone could just pop into dance around me 😭HAPPY THANKSGIVING YALL

  41. T.... ....

    2:11 SJP be like "this bitch did not just interrupt with her TuRkEy lUrKeY shit" 🤣🤣 she also wasn't in the bit with Kurt and Rachel but she came right back with Kiki ❤️ ❤️ 😂

  42. R.... H....

    2019 and I’m just figuring out that Shangela is in this scene. Smh. Happy thanksgiving

  43. G.... G....

    did anyone notice the Nicholson brothers? The ones that dance for Ari?? Hahah

  44. N.... A....

    HALLELOOO LADIES 🤩🤩

  45. T.... ....

    I came for Shangela.

  46. J.... T....

    I AM LAQUIFA

  47. p.... p....

    glee is gay culture.

  48. T.... ....

    It's scenes like this that make me think that the entirety of Glee was just some weird fever dream lmfaooo.

  49. S.... ....

    Too bad Santana wasn’t in NY, she would have hated this 😂

    S.... ....

    She would be sitting on a chair looking around in disgust.

  50. K.... N....

    I love how he's says it at 1:24

  51. E.... C....

    Aleni Rlueracharles

    E.... C....

    Aleni Rlueracharles

    E.... C....

    Aleni Rlueracharles

    E.... C....

    Aleni Rlueracharles

    E.... C....

    Aleni Rlueracharles

    E.... C....

    Aleni Rlueracharles

  52. C.... G....

    I love ALL Kurt/Chris lines.

  53. E.... M....

    Shangela😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

  54. E.... B....

    One word.... RIDICULOUS!

  55. M.... O....

    Of course Rachel steals kurt ‘s solo

  56. G.... G....

    Shangie

  57. C.... 6....

    When you realize the only person who likes women in that room is Brody

    C.... 6....

    Cesarloar 66 Brody is a prostitute 😂

    C.... 6....

    How do you know though, maybe one of those trans or one of those women is a lesbian too. lol

    C.... 6....

    @Knight Enchanter lol yeah it's possible

  58. A.... ....

    I LOVED SARAH JESSICA PARKER IN THIS SEASON~<3

  59. J.... M....

    Why did this creep me tf out, like it just gave me a weird vibe until that turkey lurkey thing started

  60. X.... ....

    halleloo

  61. m.... w....

    The Kiki part? Iconic. The Turkey Lurkey part? I don't know her

  62. S.... H....

    Rachel interrupting with turkey lurkey is the most Het thing I've ever seen

  63. c.... m....

    Kurt: let’s have a Kiki
    Rachel: it’s turkey lurkey time

  64. C.... B....

    BITCH,
    GET ON POINT !
    😎

  65. R.... J....

    when rachel put her butt in brody’s face i cringed so bad... 😬😬😬 the songs dont fit that well together but i like ‘let’s have a kiki’ so i’m fine with it 😂

  66. J.... d....

    Love love love that Brody (Rachel's boyfriend) is enjoying every second of the performance and even takes part in the end!

  67. D.... B....

    2012: Who’s that drag queen in Kurt and Rachel’s apartment

    2019: Who TF are all these people in Shangela’s music video?

    D.... B....

    Danny Boy 😂

    D.... B....

    THATS WHAT I THOUGHT😂

    D.... B....

    Omg sams

    D.... B....

    very that

  68. D.... B....

    Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

  69. J.... B....

    1:44 Kurt invented spilling tea😂

  70. C.... L....

    never in my life did i think i’d see carrie bradshaw and kirt hummel singing lets have a kiki

  71. W.... B....

    This might just be the single worst song on Glee

  72. V.... _....

    I love the song but Rachel's part is not very to my liking =_=

  73. P.... V....

    The Kiki's part starts at 1:23

  74. N.... ....

    Kurt could fuck me up

  75. J.... B....

    Halleloo!

  76. S.... T....

    The gays create lots of cool things

  77. d.... c....

    SHANGELAAAA

  78. C.... j....

    We ain't gonna talk about her boyfriend looking so amazed like hunny this is gay culture

  79. T.... L....

    Now I want a Kiki... No, I don't mean the kind from the Philippines.

  80. R.... S....

    Kurt should’ve stayed with Vogue and Rachel shouldn’t have ruined all of her chances and her entire life by lying to audition for a stupid show no one would’ve liked

  81. C.... R....

    I'm witnessing it but I still don't believe it happened

  82. M.... J....

    wow, let's have a kiki❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  83. E.... B....

    Is no one gonna talk about how she got in the apartment so fast

  84. b.... s....

    Latin people please confirm if you LOVE to sign the part "a kiki is a party" literally just that line, but with a very latin accent

  85. S.... L....

    It´s better than the original

  86. g.... t....

    2:11 me when Rachel starts singing about turkey

  87. B.... C....

    i love this scene 🤭

  88. C.... H....

    Is everyone really ignoring that Scissor Sisters, the group that wrote "Let's Have a Kiki" are in the crowd too?

    C.... H....

    Yeah, they are.

    C.... H....

    The fuck you seeing scissor sisters? I can maybe see the male lead but can't find the girl?

  89. L.... M....

    It starts at 1:22

  90. K.... S....

    H U N T Y

  91. K.... S....

    This made no sense. Miss bitch was at the subway then at the apt? I'm very lost. Help.

    K.... S....

    It's literally the intro to the song Scissor Sisters - Let's Have a Kiki.

  92. J.... M....

    the only tolerable character in this scene is kurt. said what i said.

  93. H.... V....

    😱😱😱 IS THAT MICHELLE VISAGE 1:22 OMGGGG 😂😂

  94. R.... ....

    Is no one going to talk about 0:25? Okay just me

  95. S.... ....

    I know some who enjoy the camp of Kiki, but what the hell where they smoking, thinking this was a good idea?