Fratellis, The - The Gutterati? Lyrics






Well I was chasing down flies and shooting up women
Trying to get the whole thing straight in my head
Lookin for a girl who’d come with me swimming
And come and play tunes at the end of my bed

And all the hardmen were drinkin down petrol
Bamming up the girls when in came the law
Heading for the door and getting tongue tied
When they asked me what exactly I saw

So I’ll get some Monte Christo’s
And we can all go see the band
Well I may not be a looker yeah
But I’ll help you any way I can

Back at my room I was making me nervous
Watching TV and picking my feet
Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes
And wishing for once I’d kept the receipt

I called myself and wondered out loud
Tried to get the whole thing straight in my head
I left the tape running and played it back
Twice but I couldn’t make sense of what I had said

So I’ll get some Monte Christo’s
And we can all go see the band
Well I may not be a looker yeah
But I’ll help you any way I can

Well it may not make you handsome
And it may not even make you feel aliiiiiiive
You may not have the ransom
But you can always count on this
It’s him and them and she and me
And sick and muddy, everybody

So you can bring your wasters banjo
Bring yer sister and her friend Diane
Well I may not have a big boys pistol
But I’ll help them any way I can

And you can call me Cinderella!
You can make me your best man
Well you may be a right old queen
But I’ll help you any way I can





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  1. k.... w....

    I'm sure my neighbours love it when i sing this :D

  2. D.... M....

    disliked because I hate these fucking lyrics

  3. B.... V....

    I was chased down by a shoe and a woman

  4. L.... D....

    Someone have all the tracklist or the name of this CD?
    ¿Alguien tiene todas las canciones o el nombre de este disco?

    L.... D....

    Luisz Drexler this is Costello music I think? It may be here we stand

  5. T.... R....

    I HATE YOUR FAWKIN' LYRICS

  6. C.... ....

    No way! I love Cuntry Boys and City Girls!

  7. A.... F....

    I HATE YOUR FOCKIN LYRICS!!!! haha

  8. S.... ....

    this is sick!

  9. s.... ....

    WHY AM I HEARING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY.

    s.... ....

    THINK ABOUT ME I DISCOVERED IT 6 YEARS AFTER YOU

    s.... ....

    @Eggy 14 yeah but at least you discovered it, I have been listening since when I was 4!

  10. a.... ....

    They're reforming! They're set to play in Glasgow on September 26th!

  11. D.... ....

    this is not my kind of music at all but that chorus is so catchy its hard not to sing along

  12. J.... D....

    The Fratellis!What a band!

  13. A.... S....

    1:46 a nigga? what is he saying

    A.... S....

    'And you can...' :P

  14. K.... F....

    SICK AND MUDDY EVERYBODY! XD

  15. c.... b....

    MON THE FRATELLIS, can't u work things out with the band

  16. e.... ....

    @Sduibek I don't know...but it kinda makes me happy.

  17. T.... E....

    lol i click the link like oh this is going to be energitec then BAM welcome to onlive and im like FUCKING ADS!!!!!

  18. A.... ....

    Absolutely LOVE that line from Still Crazy - "I hate your fook'n lyrics!" Shouted by the great Jimmy Nail.

  19. G.... T....

    I hate your fuckin' lyrics!

  20. R.... C....

    @yoyomonkey0000 This was on the fratellis first ep originally not costello music

  21. f.... ....

    this song is good i like the energy comin from it. to my ears the singer sounds like the guy from the clash. but in my opinion party hard by andrew W.K. is the most energetic song ever.

  22. R.... S....

    Who are the 5 fuckers that disliked this awesomely epic song?

    WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE BASTARDS?

  23. c.... ....

    5 dislikes???? WTF??

  24. a.... ....

    Bwahaha!! the end is the best part lmfao xD
    I love this song!

  25. v.... ....

    Its only bands like the FRATELLIS and EARTH CULTURE that really kick ass!!

  26. K.... P....

    Agreed... Amazing song though.

  27. x.... ....

    No it wasnt him, it was someone who helped them record the single/ep or whatever it was. I can't remember who though.

  28. Q.... ....

    I guess it was Barry

  29. G.... ....

    what the goddamn fuck are you talking about?

  30. C.... M....

    It's on the US version of Costello Music.

  31. W.... M....

    Fantastic song!
    I absolutely love this band. They have such an energetic sound! You hardly ever hear of them in the US, but I'm actively looking for when they come on tour near NYC.

  32. L.... S....

    sick and muddy everybody

  33. a.... ....

    this ain't a song...this is a tongue twister!!!

  34. M.... E....

    where did you get the notes to play it :O?

  35. Q.... ....

    Heeeeejj CHITI!!! ik ben beugelmeisje XD

  36. C.... ....

    This is such a funny song!

  37. d.... ....

    hu wanna play tunes in my bed ahaha yeah!!

  38. s.... ....

    this is my fave fratellis song
    the new album is ... different
    not sure i like it as much

  39. M.... D....

    is that "way to go, donnie!" at the end a reference to the big lebowski?

  40. C.... M....

    Yeah. This song definitely beats Cuntry Boys and City Girls.

  41. M.... ....

    i hate your fookin lyrics hahahaahaaahahahahahahaha

  42. C.... M....

    No. That doesn't come out until the tenth or something. This is from Costello Music.

  43. s.... ....

    is this off the new album?

  44. C.... M....

    Again, I'd need your e-mail.

  45. C.... M....

    Sure. I'd need your email or something though.

  46. d.... ....

    aahhhhhhhhh i play this as loud as i can with overdrive..its freakin me out hell yeah

  47. F.... P....

    This song is wonderfuuuul !! I LOVE THE FRATELLIS ! It's the best band <3

  48. N.... B....

    OMG This song is incredible! I just love those lyrics, and and the tune!!!! MON JONS ASS IN SKINNY JEANS!!!

  49. P.... B....

    i can allways count on them for great lyrics

  50. N.... B....

    hehehe, I know someone says that at the very end!

  51. m.... p....

    oh really u genuis xD

  52. g.... ....

    WOW!!

    pitty this aint on my cd ^_^

  53. C.... M....

    I hate that fuckin lyrics! Haha.

  54. m.... p....

    I love that fuckin lyrics!

  55. T.... D....

    hahahah the fratellis are fucking CLASS

  56. N.... B....

    one of my favs! SICK AND MUDDY EVERYBODY! mon the fratellis!!

  57. m.... w....

    thank GOD for the lyrics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is all i have to say to that!!!! JESUS. this aint my fave song from them, and i do lyk them. but omgd. JESUS. cud u get more confused and head-bashed after that!?!?! DANG.

  58. L.... S....

    this song is truly amazing...i LOVE it

  59. C.... M....

    New album? I haven't heard anything about that. When?

  60. C.... M....

    I don't know. I read it somewhere. I don't live in the UK so I guess I wouldn't know. But it's not like this song is hard to find. It's on iTunes and limewire and everything.

  61. B.... ....

    Its on the US version instead of Cuntry Boys & City Girls

  62. C.... ....

    dammit the FRATELLIS IS GENUUS!!! Ive never liked a band so much before.. gosh I LOVE THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF IT! *dies in happiness*

  63. C.... ....

    like the rest of their songs lol i love it!

  64. C.... M....

    Um. iTunes? It's on the UK version of Costello Music.

  65. C.... T....

    Man I love this song. I have to try to remember all the lyrics, lol.

  66. S.... ....

    Awesome! ''I hate them fucking lyrics!'' LMAO!