Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics






[Act I]

[SCENE SEVEN]
[WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery...

[JOE:]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?





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  1. G.... R....

    I have a framed poster of Frank on the toilet. It's awesome.

  2. Y.... ....

    Frank is alive and well. He lives within us, every time you sing with him, or abuse a Mud Shark, visit Billy and his little wooden wife Ethel. Pluck some Floss with a pygmy Pony and enjoy his company.

  3. G.... U....

    Dinah-Moe and her sister gave you that STD.

    G.... U....

    That's why he asked about the cooties. She was triflin

  4. M.... M....

    *-.Kidney Stones, because you drank the Holiday Nog,-**-#Gene-**- Simmons, Interzone-Informant.-*

  5. L.... ....

    Brought by Phoenix Wrong turnabout

  6. G.... O....

    A classic.

  7. E.... L....

    I can safely say I did not get it from the toilet seat.

  8. S.... G....

    Gonehria hurts so bad I can't see!😂😂😂😂

  9. M.... B....

    Okay, i thought i was tripping but his face is actually moving

  10. M.... D....

    Now I'm getting video suggestions on how to avoid getting UTIs.... o_o

  11. P.... Z....

    https://www.pieterzandvliet.com/product/frank-zappa-2/

  12. S.... W....

    LMMFAOOOOOOOOO I'm crying this is hilarious!!!

  13. o.... ....

    Jokes aside, the section at 1:22 is fucking beautiful. It’s not a superlative at all to call Zappa a genius.

  14. j.... M....

    The master of masters

  15. j.... M....

    Maestro

  16. c.... ....

    Easily the most epic song ever written about venereal diseases.

  17. h.... d....

    Love it ! Frank would have smiled

  18. R.... ....

    One reason could be kidney stones, as i had it, fuck that hurts

  19. F.... G....

    Im not on the toilet peeing....out in the yard...thanks frank

  20. F.... G....

    Im tripping now...

  21. S.... R....

    Joe's Garage is one of my favourite Zappa albums. Hilarious!

  22. J.... B....

    Phi Zappa Crappa

  23. I.... d....

    Ah so this is the guy my dad obeys. Aight

  24. M.... M....

    Probably the greatest name for a song ever.

  25. j.... A....

    ..*!*..

  26. C.... M....

    Lyrics so adolescent yet so truthful

  27. �.... �....

    Because you have prostate cancer Frank

    �.... �....

    :( RIP Zappa

  28. z.... b....

    Used to play this to my son back in the 80s to get him to sleep! He loved it...and so did I!!

  29. M.... E....

    The great Ike Willis on vocals. He gave beautiful soul music to Franks genius work. What a great song. Rip Frank

  30. B.... R....

    The highly exalted majestic ruler of ingenious prophecy has spoken

  31. F.... K....

    Zappa on the crappa!!! Icon.

  32. S.... h....

    My friend told me to listen to this, I need to re-think my friend choice

    S.... h....

    Try rethinking your taste in music

  33. H.... H....

    I own Joe's Garage on vinyl. I got it last year for my birthday. Favorite Zappa album. A masterpiece imo!

  34. L.... J....

    The worst thing about this dead half baked idiot minstrel of children’s music is the fools who cream their pants telling everyone how great Zappa was. Lol hahahahaha the fucking stupid frankophiles.

    L.... J....

    What's wrong with his music? Why the hate?

  35. T.... U....

    Lucille has messed his mind up.

  36. M.... V....

    Dogshit.

  37. A.... _....

    He hot an std from a toilet seat

  38. E.... B....

    Slngo, Bernardo from Pina Mercado LAcerdopolis city, got me to this vid. Cause he actually didn't bring his fucking book.

  39. e.... ....

    shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

  40. A.... S....

    My balls feel like a pair of maracas.brilliant.

  41. J.... E....

    Kidney stones... 🚽

  42. M.... E....

    Por que me duele cuando hago Pi Pi

  43. D.... S....

    Toilet humor put to music...

  44. s.... f....

    Why do I peeee when I am happyyyyy???

  45. N.... V....

    proceeds to die from prostate cancer

  46. F.... R....

    Awesome video man. I had this poster as a kid. I brought it to high school and put it up on cafeteria wall. The 70's were the best.

  47. A.... N....

    por que duele cuando asemos pis? quien mas podria preguntar algo asi. solo zappa. genio irreal.☮

  48. w.... ....

    Frank Zappa-the original Weird Al

  49. S.... W....

    The song of Subic Bay.

  50. D.... B....

    Joe:
    Why does it hurt when i pee?
    Why does it hurt when i pee?
    I don't want no doctor
    To stick no needle in me
    Why does it hurt when i pee?
    I got it from the toilet seat
    I got it from the toilet seat
    It jumped right up
    'n' grabbed my meat
    Got it from the toilet seat
    ARRGGGGHHHHHHHH! OOOOO!
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas (Rattle)
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Oh god i probably got the
    Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it hurt... when I
    Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  51. L.... K....

    Hahahahahahahaha

  52. A.... H....

    Ladies and Gentlemen, The original pink guy

  53. U.... M....

    My dad has an old iron sheet print of Zappa on the toilet hung up in his shed, bloody love it

  54. P.... ....

    *_WHY THE FUCK_*




    My pp go ow ow pls guys hlep

  55. K.... d....

    I'm sitting on the toilet for an hour. It hurts so much!

  56. R.... W....

    I had that poster in my room.

  57. J.... C....

    Best time ever made they should make alot more now

  58. M.... A....

    Bah shitty cat music from an untalented cone

  59. l.... ....

    It might be prostate cancer. You should get checked.






    Too soon? 🤭

    l.... ....

    Rip he’s dead

  60. R.... B....

    prostate cancer

  61. p.... o....

    One of the truly great songs.

  62. O.... D....

    Remember kiddies don't eat the yellow snow.....😨

  63. w.... m....

    My ring tone

  64. R.... C....

    Why did you make this this is disturbing just why though i dont want to hear about your balls thats just ew why

  65. I.... P....

    😂😂😂😂😂

  66. M.... ....

    This song is actually much more funny because this sounds like the shit they were making in the 2000s

  67. M.... C....

    This song made me think of the time I passed a kidney stone!

  68. �.... ....

    Because you used shampoo to Masturbate 😂😂

  69. V.... e....

    I was doing research for science when this showed up and now I feel traumatized

  70. O.... L....

    Should have stayed away from the crew slut.

  71. P.... B....

    Why do I pee when it hurts me?

  72. s.... ....

    *this deserves a bypassed roblox id.*

  73. G.... I....

    What man sits down and pees

    G.... I....

    one with a pussy

  74. p.... ....

    Dedicated to R. Kelly

  75. G.... D....

    I have a framed poster of Frank on the toilet. It's awesome.

  76. S.... ....

    i cant-

  77. D.... W....

    lol my parents told me when they were first married they had that exact same picture hanging on there wall i think they were hippies or pot heads my mom wont tell me though

  78. J.... Y....

    Sub to pewdiepie

  79. J.... W....

    prostate cancer and he didn't even know yet and when he found out he refused treatment

  80. J.... W....

    it hurt because he had prostate cancer and didn't know it yet

  81. D.... E....

    We used to do this song in a small combo back in the 80’s in Barstow.

  82. U.... ....

    I have kidney stones

  83. E.... H....

    Wouldn’t it be cool if pee was yellow instead of red.

  84. �.... �....

    مافي عرب

  85. V.... K....

    Cartoon Hooligans brought me here

  86. R.... K....

    F Messias

  87. S.... T....

    I was listening to one thot moaning and I was linked here. I don’t even know what is wrong with me and the world anymore

  88. L.... D....

    https://www.facebook.com/Lannigs-131834483621641/

  89. B.... �....

    My wedding song.

  90. J.... K....

    Me: *Chugs Coca Cola*
    Frank Zappa: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
    Me: **SPITS**

  91. R.... P....

    I know why kidney stones

  92. T.... B....

    Wow, this is real, ok frank

  93. R.... 2....

    Actually a pretty cool song..I like the bit in the middle

  94. j.... r....

    phi zappa crapa

  95. S.... P....

    Pee is stored in the balls

    S.... P....

    Go back and take biology again.