Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics
[Act I]
[SCENE SEVEN]
[WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?]
JOE makes a horrible discovery...
[JOE:]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Frank Zappa Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Comments
I have a framed poster of Frank on the toilet. It's awesome.
Frank is alive and well. He lives within us, every time you sing with him, or abuse a Mud Shark, visit Billy and his little wooden wife Ethel. Pluck some Floss with a pygmy Pony and enjoy his company.
Dinah-Moe and her sister gave you that STD.
That's why he asked about the cooties. She was triflin
*-.Kidney Stones, because you drank the Holiday Nog,-**-#Gene-**- Simmons, Interzone-Informant.-*
Brought by Phoenix Wrong turnabout
A classic.
I can safely say I did not get it from the toilet seat.
Gonehria hurts so bad I can't see!😂😂😂😂
Okay, i thought i was tripping but his face is actually moving
Now I'm getting video suggestions on how to avoid getting UTIs.... o_o
https://www.pieterzandvliet.com/product/frank-zappa-2/
LMMFAOOOOOOOOO I'm crying this is hilarious!!!
Jokes aside, the section at 1:22 is fucking beautiful. It’s not a superlative at all to call Zappa a genius.
The master of masters
Maestro
Easily the most epic song ever written about venereal diseases.
Love it ! Frank would have smiled
One reason could be kidney stones, as i had it, fuck that hurts
Im not on the toilet peeing....out in the yard...thanks frank
Im tripping now...
Joe's Garage is one of my favourite Zappa albums. Hilarious!
Phi Zappa Crappa
Ah so this is the guy my dad obeys. Aight
Probably the greatest name for a song ever.
..*!*..
Lyrics so adolescent yet so truthful
Because you have prostate cancer Frank
:( RIP Zappa
Used to play this to my son back in the 80s to get him to sleep! He loved it...and so did I!!
The great Ike Willis on vocals. He gave beautiful soul music to Franks genius work. What a great song. Rip Frank
The highly exalted majestic ruler of ingenious prophecy has spoken
Zappa on the crappa!!! Icon.
My friend told me to listen to this, I need to re-think my friend choice
Try rethinking your taste in music
I own Joe's Garage on vinyl. I got it last year for my birthday. Favorite Zappa album. A masterpiece imo!
The worst thing about this dead half baked idiot minstrel of children’s music is the fools who cream their pants telling everyone how great Zappa was. Lol hahahahaha the fucking stupid frankophiles.
What's wrong with his music? Why the hate?
Lucille has messed his mind up.
Dogshit.
He hot an std from a toilet seat
Slngo, Bernardo from Pina Mercado LAcerdopolis city, got me to this vid. Cause he actually didn't bring his fucking book.
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.brilliant.
Kidney stones... 🚽
Por que me duele cuando hago Pi Pi
Toilet humor put to music...
Why do I peeee when I am happyyyyy???
proceeds to die from prostate cancer
Awesome video man. I had this poster as a kid. I brought it to high school and put it up on cafeteria wall. The 70's were the best.
por que duele cuando asemos pis? quien mas podria preguntar algo asi. solo zappa. genio irreal.☮
Frank Zappa-the original Weird Al
The song of Subic Bay.
Joe:
Why does it hurt when i pee?
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'n' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
ARRGGGGHHHHHHHH! OOOOO!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh god i probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt... when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hahahahahahahaha
Ladies and Gentlemen, The original pink guy
My dad has an old iron sheet print of Zappa on the toilet hung up in his shed, bloody love it
*_WHY THE FUCK_*
My pp go ow ow pls guys hlep
I'm sitting on the toilet for an hour. It hurts so much!
I had that poster in my room.
Best time ever made they should make alot more now
Bah shitty cat music from an untalented cone
It might be prostate cancer. You should get checked.
Too soon? 🤭
Rip he’s dead
prostate cancer
One of the truly great songs.
Remember kiddies don't eat the yellow snow.....😨
My ring tone
Why did you make this this is disturbing just why though i dont want to hear about your balls thats just ew why
😂😂😂😂😂
This song is actually much more funny because this sounds like the shit they were making in the 2000s
This song made me think of the time I passed a kidney stone!
Because you used shampoo to Masturbate 😂😂
I was doing research for science when this showed up and now I feel traumatized
Should have stayed away from the crew slut.
Why do I pee when it hurts me?
*this deserves a bypassed roblox id.*
What man sits down and pees
one with a pussy
Dedicated to R. Kelly
I have a framed poster of Frank on the toilet. It's awesome.
i cant-
lol my parents told me when they were first married they had that exact same picture hanging on there wall i think they were hippies or pot heads my mom wont tell me though
Sub to pewdiepie
prostate cancer and he didn't even know yet and when he found out he refused treatment
it hurt because he had prostate cancer and didn't know it yet
We used to do this song in a small combo back in the 80’s in Barstow.
I have kidney stones
Wouldn’t it be cool if pee was yellow instead of red.
مافي عرب
Cartoon Hooligans brought me here
F Messias
I was listening to one thot moaning and I was linked here. I don’t even know what is wrong with me and the world anymore
https://www.facebook.com/Lannigs-131834483621641/
My wedding song.
Me: *Chugs Coca Cola*
Frank Zappa: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Me: **SPITS**
I know why kidney stones
Wow, this is real, ok frank
Actually a pretty cool song..I like the bit in the middle
phi zappa crapa
Pee is stored in the balls
Go back and take biology again.