Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy Lyrics
[includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)]
Jezebel Boy!
You know all the guys
In the Sheriff's Patrol
When they round up the whores
Up on Hollywood Boulebard
(What?
Now this is what happens in Los Angeles . . . )
Sometimes that ol' nasty D.A., you say
Thinks he needs his name
In the paper again -
That's when
They have to take that ride
With a friendly, friendly policeman
But the Jezebel Boy
On the corner by the Technicolor processing plant
He stands by the light;
Waitin' through that night
Waitin', waitin' for that, that distinguished-looking
Wilshire District Gentleman
With snow-white hair,
("Maybe I could make a good rock star")
To drive up in his Lincoln,
And whisk away the Jezebel Boy
There he goes now!
Old Ralph will make him put that wretched
Sausage in his mouth again
[Ike:] Hah hah hah! Hah hah hah!
[FZ:] Go ahead!
[Ike:] Hah hah hah!
[FZ:] Want that again?
[Ike:] Yeah, sure!
Old Ralph will make him put that wretched
Sausage in his mouth again
And again
(Again again)
Aaaaand . . . one mo' gin
Well, hah! Well, you know they say . . .
Another day,
Another sausage -
Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa Jezebel Boy Comments
"To drive up in his Linkumm"
With snoooow white hair....
Old Ralph lol
Old Ralph !!!!
on the corner by the technicolor processing plant
Another day... Another sausage...
Yup. That, about, ties it up with a bow.
@timothywayneable another day another sausage
1:11 thats the same police siren sound that he used on joe's garage 10 years earlier in 79'
Project Object
Brilliant!