Frank Zappa - He's Watching Us Lyrics

[Kensington Palace Hotel
1st script reading of "200 Motels"
January 18, 1971]

[Howard:] It's him, he's watching us!
[Mark:] You think he heard us?
[Ian:] I've been in the band for years, and . . . you can bet that he hears everything
[Jeff:] Let's go over and pretend to be nice to him
[Howard:] Let's go over and pretend we don't know he's watching
[Mark:] And ripping off all our good material
[Howard:] Hi, man
[Ian:] Hi, Frank
[Mark:] Hi, man
[Jeff:] Hi, Frank
[Aynsley:] Hi, man
[George:] Hi, Frank
[Mark:] Well, that's a great new comic song you wrote, that one about the penis and everything, I was laughing a lot while I was learning it
[Howard:] Yeah, Frank, uh, it was a little hard to get into it first, but, uh, once we got the drift . . .
[Jeff:] That's a real great part you got in there for the chorus when they go ran-tan-toon ran-ta-tan, while I steal the room and everything, I don't mind he's ripping it off so long I get paid . . .
[Mark:] Me too, I won't even care 'bout the part where it goes "what can I say about this elixir?" so long as me and Howard and Jeff get credit for special material, there's some bad ground acid . . . Aynsley, you can take it with a grain of salt, ha ha ha . . .
[Aynsley:] I don't mean to upset you, lads . . . I don't mean to upset you, lads, but the reason my retorts were so snappy is because he's making me do this, I should imagine he's making you do yours too, isn't he?
[Howard:] Get out of here, you creep, you used to live in his house!
[Aynsley:] See you later, lads