Folds, Ben - Levi Johnston's Blues Lyrics
Woke up this morning, what do I see
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"
"Well you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter"
Already got a girl and her name's Bristol"
They all laugh and say "Where you been, sonny?
Your mother in law's a heartbeat from the presidency"
So I say, "Mother in law? No, we aint getting married"
They say, "Soon you will boy, she just announced it"
I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin' I guess
You fuck with me and I'll kick your ass
So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell them I'm 18 years old,
They say "Levi it's too late, you've got to do as you're told"
I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin' I guess
You fuck with me and I'll kick your ass
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Folds, Ben Levi Johnston's Blues Comments
Vin Scelsa sent me here...eons ago. Wonkette reminded me to come back! Abstinence only tour, lol!
I've had the chorus stuck in my head since I heard it played live in KC.
Saw Ben Folds in Indy last night and this was definitely my favorite song of the night! :)
i saw him in nyc a couple of months ago and it was awesome!
Saw Ben Folds last night at Bold Point Park in East Providence...played this song!!! So much fun! They sounded tremendous 🎶🎹
Elizabeth Fortier I saw him at Stage AE in Pittsburg! I had never heard this song before he played it, and I knew I just had to check it out!
@Parks Log A friend just sent it to me and I gotta say I'm happy he did!
Same in Mass last year. Best song of the night. The band and back ups killed it.
This is the best song ever written
No it isn’t lmao
@Lit Girl Gamer stfu BOOMER
Poor Levi lol
How does something this brilliant go commentless?
WhyYesIAmASillyNose probably because it doesn't have vevo in the title, that's why no one is bouncing on their boy's dick for hours to this.
Because too many people still don’t know the genius of Ben Folds. There’s a lot more brilliance to hear. Have fun listening!
Ben Folds is brilliant. He’s written some of my favorites & is one of my all time favorite artists. This song sucks, though.
@Paul Wood Found the one guy who voted for Sarah Palin.
Hey! Evan! Come on, pal, let’s keep it cordial.