Flight Of The Conchords - Iain And Deanna Lyrics






You walk into the office in your corporate attire
It's only morning tea time yet I'm burning with desire
I'll catch you in the corridor, a smart casual blouse
You brush past my cubical, I'm instantly aroused
I watched you at your desk this morning, filling out some spreadsheets
I could not help but picture you spread out on my bed sheets
I watch you from the water cooler, talking to finance
I had to take my paper cup and pour it down my pants
Well, let's get out of these clothes
Let's get out of this office
Is that a tent in your pants?
No, that's a two-bedroom cottage
Gonna feel your boober in the back of the Uber
I'm going to play with your jacksie while you pay for the taxi
Well, you look good in that skirt
And you look good in that shirt
Well, you look so good it hurts
And then we... uh-uh!

Ooh, just two irresistible forces
The tension is mounting
Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources
And I'm Iain from accounting

Well, you've waxed your legs
Your legs are looking smooth
Your legs are looking fine
Uh, uh, ooh, uh
I've only waxed one leg
The left leg, then I ran out of time
Well, you've got one hot leg
You're intoxicating, you smell so sweet
It's like confectionery
Thanks, it's my deodorant
You've been learning big words
From a big word book
A dictionary?
Yeah, that's it, thanks
You've removed your clothes
And my underclothes
You look good nude?
Yeah, I do
'Cause I had a spray tan, been working on my pecks
And I trimmed my pubes
And they're the perfect length of pube, oh

Can't fight this fire
Can't fight this feeling
Let's take it higher
I'm gonna spunk on the ceiling
You can touch my boobies, like they do in rude movies
As when we're finished we'll have to replace all the duvets

Ooh, it's just human nature
Yeah, it's a primal calling
Ooh, I'm Deanna, Deanna from HR
And I'm Iain from accounting
Ooh, can't put out this fire
No, not even with a fountain
Ooh, we are bound by human desire
And I'm Iain from accounting

You've been learning sex moves
'Cause you just touched my nips
Yes, I've been reading Cosmo for clothes advice and sex tips
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
Hey girls, spice things up
Try touching his nips. Oh!

We couldn't fight this fire
Couldn't fight this feeling
We took it higher
Now let's wipe off the ceiling
We should go back to work
Well, I've got spunk on my shirt
I'm going to wipe down the ottoman
Ooh, that I had my bottom on
I had a good time Iain
Ah, I had a great time Deanna
We should throw out that rug
I wouldn't eat that banana

Ooh, just two irresistible forces
It's a primal calling
Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources
And I'm Iain from accounting
Deanna from HR
And Iain from accounting





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  1. G.... M....

    All the ladies with ONE ✊ HOT ✊ LEG ✊ raise it up!!!

  2. c.... t....

    "I wouldn't eat that banana" is going to be a catch phrase in all y'alls home for a long time. 😂

  3. J.... C....

    625 people don't pitch a 2 bedroom cottage

  4. m.... g....

    Brit
    ..Brit

  5. K.... C....

    This makes me want a season 3 so badly

  6. J.... O....

    I’ve referred to myself as the rhymenocerous a zillion times and no one ever knows what I’m talking about. Time to move to New Zealand.

  7. M.... H....

    The subtitles are clearly incorrect at certain points in this!

  8. A.... ....

    Jinder reversal...

  9. C.... P....

    Is it just me or do those guys seem to have accents? Spanish?

    C.... P....

    They're from New Zealand.

  10. R.... R....

    is that the actor in the movie what we do in the shadows?

  11. S.... T....

    Bit too gross

    S.... T....

    Nah it’s funny

  12. b.... ....

    IAN! so sexual

  13. B.... G....

    Miss em? A lettle bit ay.😁

  14. R.... S....

    These two are fucking geniuses. They've always been great too. They should be much more famous than they are.

  15. C.... J....

    Are these the guys from the Simpsons episode where Lisa goes to Art Camp??

  16. T.... L....

    I wonder if Jemaine was paid more for his female role during this show or did those pigs make it equal...

  17. B.... F....

    Not cool gender isnt fluid.

  18. N.... D....

    Damn Patriarchy. Always getting spunk on the ceiling fan...

  19. P.... A....

    Fuck, I didn't know this exist

  20. M.... Y....

    *”Bret blows raspberry”*

    Subtitles man

  21. T.... I....

    HR staff are the last ones you'll flirt with. At that job. What if you do flirt? Unemployment, then new job.

  22. B.... B....

    Couldn’t take my eyes off the words once the song started.

  23. I.... N....

    They nailed it. Pun intended.

  24. S.... S....

    Brit! Jemaine: wut?

  25. D.... J....

    591 people are on their way to a dick meeting.

  26. W.... D....

    People are cheering about them talking about the patriarchy but they are clearing joking

  27. A.... T....

    Anyone else check their website weekly just hoping a show gets scheduled.

  28. C.... M....

    Sound like unplugged sex pistols when Bret sings

  29. G.... T....

    I did not appreciate this enough the first time i saw it

  30. c.... ....

    1:53 "it's a fucking patriarchy, that's what it is" 😂

  31. J.... M....

    It's hard to see the muthaflippin hiphopapotamus reduced to playing Deanna from H.R. Nailed it though

  32. R.... B....

    I just applauded this video. It’s that good.

  33. S.... B....

    4th best comedic folk duo in New Zealand!

  34. H.... ....

    Takes me back to when i worked in banking in the 80s

  35. S.... G....

    Love how some woopers in the audience think you’re serious and cheer when you apologise for the patriarchy.

    S.... G....

    SarGav Grant you can be serious about it and also have fun about it too. But way to strawman

  36. s.... g....

    “I wouldn’t eat that banana!”

  37. S.... G....

    All the NPCs whoooo-ing at 1:58. LOL. Dickheads.

  38. J.... W....

    The only way for them to stop oppressing us with their genders and success is to cut

  39. C.... A....

    i clicked on this vid because jermaine is lookin like fred armisen in the icon

  40. A.... ....

    i want these guys at my wedding

  41. l.... b....

    Guy on the left looks like Fred armisen and Bill hader put together

  42. Q.... ....

    God I love them so much

  43. m.... ....

    Hi.la.ri.ous

  44. C.... T....

    I hope they do another tour ive never laughed so much at a comedy show!!

  45. J.... W....

    🎤I’m Deanna from Human Resources🎤

  46. M.... S....

    These muthafuckas still got it

  47. M.... ....

    Do they have more new stuff?

  48. t.... ....

    If you reverse 360 you are in the same place.

  49. P.... P....

    Awesomely awesome

  50. T.... M....

    Love these guys, takes me back to high school

  51. G.... ....

    Now I know what he does out the shadows....

  52. T.... ....

    I can only hear Big City Lights from Zee Scorpions 😂🍻

  53. T.... F....

    The reason comedy is male dominated is because women aren’t funny. I have yet to see a female comedian who isn’t more irritating than she is funny

    T.... F....

    That says a lot about you.

  54. P.... M....

    I love a leggy blonde.

  55. n.... s....

    They've jumped the shark😞

  56. J.... B....

    met jermaine in Wellington , he was such a nice guy and asked my friend and I about how we were finding new zealand and what we were doing. he was super funny too

  57. j.... h....

    Nigel Tufnel would be proud of that solo

  58. t.... d....

    What the fuck is that left instrument!? Is that a fucking electric banjo!?!?
    Is it a bass?!?

  59. M.... B....

    These guys are like a very fine wine. It get better and better.

  60. L.... n....

    6:14 Haha, he entered late and then started to laugh

  61. Q.... ....

    Fuck you HBO

  62. N.... C....

    Song writing quality in general is comparable with Elvis Costello.

  63. R.... O....

    hey, I've heard this bloc party song before

  64. k.... ....

    His excitement to be Ian from accounting.

  65. H.... N....

    Masters of delivery

  66. B.... O....

    These guys are very underrated.

  67. H.... W....

    I'm Ian from accounting

  68. B.... ....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  69. T.... M....

    Not there best song but the banter is always golden

  70. C.... H....

    @1.33 when it's so funny you almost start laughing at your own jokes

  71. R.... B....

    6:13 when you forget the line but make it sound good anyway.

  72. J.... S....

    Male dominated? Please Christ. On a crutch!

  73. J.... N....

    lol my dad is English and has name is Ian

  74. K.... S....

    I don’t know why I don’t like their live perfornpmances. Maybe it’s the audience interaction. I lacks the interest I have in their characters. I wish I could be one of a duo of scrappy musicians living in the city

  75. B.... I....

    It's just so great to see Jemaine turning into Athol Guy from the seekers... this really moves me. Plus he plays bass so it's life evolving and revolving and divulging and stuff...

  76. p.... m....

    I think they've sold the Devil downstream, so long as they don't split, turn smart, and walk off water.

  77. S.... o....

    Why didn't the not Germain guy ever get other acting jobs? It's like Bill and Ted all over again. 10 year old me was like, the blonde guy is going to be super star.
    Then seeing Lord of the Rings, the funny Hobbit is going places!
    Then, Flight of the Concords, the small guy is going to do well.
    Yet Germain turns up all over the place. From obscure roles in Legion to Disney voices.
    By the way... If you've read this far, I'm rather surprised. I'm drunk and have no idea how much I've written. So, if you got to the end of this, just give me a quick reply to let me know.

    ... No? No one? Figured as much.

  78. �.... ....

    I love the bass in this song 💜

  79. m.... c....

    It’s clever, I never lol
    The bit wouldn’t work if Deanna was played by an actual women.

    So I don’t buy the lip service in the beginning. They seem to bro-ey to be woke.🤷🏼‍♀️

    m.... c....

    yeah I think it's a parody of like some brit-pop or something? I didnt get it at all, weakest song of theirs for me. But I dont think they are "bro-ey", more like clueless comedy geeks. they play "bro-ey" for laughs.

  80. S.... W....

    NZ's greatest gift to the world. Thank you, thank you, thank you.....

  81. w.... b....

    "I wouldn't eat that bananaaaaa"

  82. J.... ....

    Who likes to rock the party?

  83. r.... ....

    rhyming "movays" with duvets is genius

  84. M.... P....

    Shineeeeeeeh

  85. B.... ....

    UNH UNH

  86. C.... A....

    This is so good! As always!!!!... Long time since I didint see a video of them! Any one from Spain, watching?!! 2019!

  87. N.... W....

    if that's what you're into

  88. M.... P....

    Αahahhahahaha they are better than ever ❤️

  89. B.... H....

    I don't often get diarrhea. But when I do....

  90. g.... ....

    Your fucking shit and boring cunts

    g.... ....

    What are you in to George?

  91. J.... ....

    I just had to google "duvets".

  92. M.... ....

    Its the FUCKING PATRIARCHYis what it is.

  93. Z.... Z....

    Sometimes it’s goood to 💩 where you eat!!! Hahaha

  94. Z.... Z....

    Yeah!!! Down with that patriarchy!!!

  95. B.... S....

    "I'm gonna spunk on the ceiling!"

    I fucking rolled off my chair onto the floor. DEAD 😂

  96. o.... ....

    *It was funny until they started singing.*

  97. B.... C....

    Bring back the show!!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. M.... M....

    Much love from Houston, Texas. ❤️👌

  99. W.... U....

    Suddenly I feel a lot of pressure to fill with my name