Fishbone - I Wish I Had A Date Lyrics
Well I wish I had a date
So I wear my suit and tie
Well I wish I had a date
With a pretty girl in mind
Well I'll take her out to dinner
I'll spend all my money on expensive food
Show her off to all the rest of my friends
I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10
I won't pay attention while my buddies scam
I'll be in love with a bitchin' bim
You know I am but at least she'll pretend
Well I wish I had a date
And a body for brawls and fights
Well if I didn't have a chicken face
Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me
Just a little but not a lot
And she'll go flirt with the tough guys
And they'll fool around with her twat
And for the moment that I have my back turned
She's making out in the parking lot
Well I wish I had a date
With a lot of trust and devotion
Well I wish I didn't have a chump
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean
But if you know I had a date
And she wouldn't play on me
Cowwa-cowwa bunga
Yeah, man, real peachy
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
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Fishbone I Wish I Had A Date Comments
Have to make a correction that's three years overdue: The Red Hot Chili Peppers were a set up band for Fishbone back in the 80's. That was for my boy MAB - RIP.
goes well with cod liver oil
R.I.P - M.A.B. Went to see them when they were just a set up band for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Saw them play this live at amoeba ! They kick so much ass!
Met all the guys and heard Norwood talk about his favorite Fish recipe haha !