Falz - Mid-flight Announcement (Skit) Lyrics
Goo moring ladies and gentlemen
You are welcome aboard this Boeing 737 Stories that Toush h'airline flight to London, jUK coming from Lagos, Nigeria
Your pilot for today is Captain FalztheBahdGuy
I'm the assistant by name of Brother Taju but the ladies call me T.J. for short
Sincere apology to make this announcement in the mid-h'air
But our mochalic is able to fiz it
So mush pothole on the way going
Therefore we are likely to experience serious troubulent
But not to worry, just fasten your seatbent.
There may be lost of cabin preyor
We have exhaust all our oxygen maks
Maintain your breathing, do not behave like illiterate
Is also possible that we are force to land on water
There is no life jacket on this elucopter
Sorry sorry thi is aeroplane
If you look to your back, you'll observe that the cabin crews are just about to light the gas in order to prepare your lunsh.
In the meantime, there is a lirru bit of fingerfood together with a cold mineral for you to feel comfortable
Once again thanks so much for choosing to fly with Stories that Touch h'airline
Sit back, relaz comfortable and enjoy your flight
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- Falz - Bahd Baddo Baddest
- Falz - Wehdone Sir
- Falz - Next
- Falz - My Money
- Falz - Something Light
- Falz - Way
- Falz - Brother's Keeper
- Falz - Paper
- Falz - This Is Nigeria
- Falz - Sweet Boy
- Falz - Regards To Your Mumsi
- Falz - Loving
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Falz Mid-flight Announcement (Skit) Comments
Dead 😂😂😂😂😂
"cold mineral" Falz oni pami lol
helicopter got me cracked for a week
Omidays! Maintain your breeding .... You will be stranded. 😂😂
lmao... this guy is just too much
Do not behave like illiterate
helucopter. I nearly hit the car in front of me when this came on
what is more funny is the name of the airline 'stories that touch '. even someone that wants to commit suicide won't want to use the airline
😂😂😂 your comment was really funny
This Skit killed me....... "Don't behave like illiterate", "serious troublent" & "fasten your seat bent" . Oh Folarin oooooo
Never take this guy serious at your peril.
falz you too much keep it up all the way from turkey!!!!!!!!!!
0:33 - 0:44...Likely to experienze seriouz troubln but not to worry just fasten your seet bet,there maybe lost of cabin player...lol Falz the bad guy bring it on.
Falz never fails to keep me laughing