Fallon, Jimmy - You Spit When You Talk Lyrics




It's so hard to have a conversation with you
It's not what you say or what you do
You're my real good friend
Yes, that I must admit
That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this

You spit when you talk
Oh yeah, I had to say it
Got something to say
And then you go and spray it
I got a dry-cleaning bill and
I'm gonna make you pay it
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Well, at the office party
You sang karaoke
Electrocuted yourself
Singing "Okie from Muskogee"
It's not a little secret
No, it's something that is known
If you want to talk about it
can't you call me on the phone?

Because you spit when you talk
And I'm just being honest
Everything I own
Has your saliva on it
If I talk to you much longer
I swear I'm gonna vomit
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Now the only friends you have
Are on Facebook and on MySpace
They all talk behind your back
'Cause it's the only dry place
You were so excited at the game
When Jeter had a triple
Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples

You spit when you talk
And it ain't getting better
I know what you had for dinner
'Cause it's right here on my sweater
If you've got an interpreter
You'd better go and get her
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk





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  1. uollɐℲ ʎɯɯıs

    "You Spit When You Talk"

    It's so hard to have a conversation with you
    It's not what you say or what you do
    You're my real good friend
    Yes, that I must admit
    That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this

    You spit when you talk
    Oh yeah, I had to say it
    Got something to say
    And then you go and spray it
    I got a dry-cleaning bill and
    I'm gonna make you pay it
    You spit when you talk
    Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

    Well, at the office party
    You sang karaoke
    Electrocuted yourself
    Singing "Okie from Muskogee"
    It's not a little secret
    No, it's something that is known
    If you want to talk about it
    can't you call me on the phone?

    Because you spit when you talk
    And I'm just being honest
    Everything I own
    Has your saliva on it
    If I talk to you much longer
    I swear I'm gonna vomit
    You spit when you talk
    Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

    Now the only friends you have
    Are on Facebook and on MySpace
    They all talk behind your back
    'Cause it's the only dry place
    You were so excited at the game
    When Jeter had a triple
    Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples

    You spit when you talk
    And it ain't getting better
    I know what you had for dinner
    'Cause it's right here on my sweater
    If you've got an interpreter
    You'd better go and get her
    You spit when you talk
    Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

    Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

  2. Southern Oregon Cat Mom

    He's such a cutie!!!! (and talented, too!)

    Southern Oregon Cat Mom

    STILL SUCH A CUTIE!!!!!!!!! And always a cutie!

  3. Avery Elliott

    Lol I just watched this on tv!! So funny.

  4. Sarah De Buono

    Hilarious

  5. mercx666

    Not to mention that this is at a comedy festival and not a rock concert.

  6. Samantha Elliot

    in canada we don't scream over the performer, we wait to clap and cheer until the pauses, so everyone can actually hear the act.

  7. Spiffany77

    he pauses cuz he's laughing ffs

    Southern Oregon Cat Mom

    Very cute!

  8. zekabroaful

    lol americans want every crowd in the world to be like them interrupting every moment of the performance

  9. HamSandwich

    everyone in the audience spit when they talk

  10. DIllon Sokol

    2 people spit when they talk

  11. Vic Rattlehead

    If anyone knows the tab\chords for this song please tell me, can't find them anywhere.

  12. XxxTrolledxxX

    Thumbs up if you're watching this while watching it on TV.

  13. Kondrathe

    i just sang you lick when you talk to my dog

  14. Kondrathe

    @13aird youre friends with jimmy fallon?

  15. GophicDragon

    @ThePatrick1118 I'm going to be preforming this with a few of my friends at a school assembly towards one of our friends who always spit when they talk :P

  16. MasseyKY

    @GreenerOnTheOthersid EXACTLY, I've seen the whole thing, his whole appearance at JFL here in Canada, and the audience loved him.

  17. AssassinsWeed 666

    @GreenerOnTheOthersid the clap sounds like a pity clap not a "I laughed my ass of and almost fell of my chair" clap

  18. BlacksLike Cotton

    @gangstaboy10 Yesss

  19. gangstaboy10

    @gogororo55 Sure lol =]

  20. Patrick Dempsey

    i sang this to some kid i was in cadets with he spit when he talked

    thumbs up if you have ever known someone who spit when they talked or sang this to some one

  21. BlacksLike Cotton

    @gangstaboy10 wanna send it to me to ? =]

  22. gangstaboy10

    @96gummyworms Ok :D

  23. gangstaboy10

    @96gummyworms Haha I am, then ill post the video :P

  24. gangstaboy10

    Im going to play this at my school talent show :) seriously lol

  25. Liana Trasente

    THE WORST THING IS I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD:)

  26. ARTZY64

    The tune is similar to Barry McGuire's 1969 hit 'Eve of Destruction'

  27. alex baird

    @AxtonLennox111 obviously.. take a joke bro

  28. K Sun

    yo laugh u dum shits

  29. Axton Lennox

    @13aird It's not about you for 1 it's about HIS friend and 2 it's a joke song it's not Made specially for you

  30. Anna Kozak

    I just saw this on tv and the song is so catchy!!!

  31. alex baird

    he actually has such a good voice!.. the only thing i dont like is how this song was about me :( ..i just has overactive saliva glands..

  32. Jamie Mullen

    thumbs up if you pressed the replay button

  33. karbonesh

    @termike99 its a three chord progression .. G chord, C chord and a D chord ...

  34. kawlinnersnow

    @ninefive4 when I first read your comment, I was like, "that's stupid" then I listened again, and agree with you, total voice :P

  35. termike99

    Anyone know the tabs for this song??

  36. 9 five 4

    Very Springsteen like

    Southern Oregon Cat Mom

    I think that's who he's trying to sound like.

  37. Benerus

    güzelmiş :D