Fallon, Jimmy - You Spit When You Talk Lyrics

"You Spit When You Talk"

It's so hard to have a conversation with you
It's not what you say or what you do
You're my real good friend
Yes, that I must admit
That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this

You spit when you talk
Oh yeah, I had to say it
Got something to say
And then you go and spray it
I got a dry-cleaning bill and
I'm gonna make you pay it
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Well, at the office party
You sang karaoke
Electrocuted yourself
Singing "Okie from Muskogee"
It's not a little secret
No, it's something that is known
If you want to talk about it
can't you call me on the phone?

Because you spit when you talk
And I'm just being honest
Everything I own
Has your saliva on it
If I talk to you much longer
I swear I'm gonna vomit
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Now the only friends you have
Are on Facebook and on MySpace
They all talk behind your back
'Cause it's the only dry place
You were so excited at the game
When Jeter had a triple
Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples

You spit when you talk
And it ain't getting better
I know what you had for dinner
'Cause it's right here on my sweater
If you've got an interpreter
You'd better go and get her
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

He's such a cutie!!!! (and talented, too!)

STILL SUCH A CUTIE!!!!!!!!! And always a cutie!

Lol I just watched this on tv!! So funny.

Hilarious

Not to mention that this is at a comedy festival and not a rock concert.

in canada we don't scream over the performer, we wait to clap and cheer until the pauses, so everyone can actually hear the act.

he pauses cuz he's laughing ffs

Very cute!

lol americans want every crowd in the world to be like them interrupting every moment of the performance

everyone in the audience spit when they talk

2 people spit when they talk

If anyone knows the tab\chords for this song please tell me, can't find them anywhere.

Thumbs up if you're watching this while watching it on TV.

i just sang you lick when you talk to my dog

@13aird youre friends with jimmy fallon?

@ThePatrick1118 I'm going to be preforming this with a few of my friends at a school assembly towards one of our friends who always spit when they talk :P

@GreenerOnTheOthersid EXACTLY, I've seen the whole thing, his whole appearance at JFL here in Canada, and the audience loved him.

@GreenerOnTheOthersid the clap sounds like a pity clap not a "I laughed my ass of and almost fell of my chair" clap

@gangstaboy10 Yesss

@gogororo55 Sure lol =]

i sang this to some kid i was in cadets with he spit when he talked

thumbs up if you have ever known someone who spit when they talked or sang this to some one

@gangstaboy10 wanna send it to me to ? =]

@96gummyworms Ok :D

@96gummyworms Haha I am, then ill post the video :P

Im going to play this at my school talent show :) seriously lol

THE WORST THING IS I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD:)

The tune is similar to Barry McGuire's 1969 hit 'Eve of Destruction'

@AxtonLennox111 obviously.. take a joke bro

yo laugh u dum shits

@13aird It's not about you for 1 it's about HIS friend and 2 it's a joke song it's not Made specially for you

I just saw this on tv and the song is so catchy!!!

he actually has such a good voice!.. the only thing i dont like is how this song was about me :( ..i just has overactive saliva glands..

thumbs up if you pressed the replay button

@termike99 its a three chord progression .. G chord, C chord and a D chord ...

@ninefive4 when I first read your comment, I was like, "that's stupid" then I listened again, and agree with you, total voice :P

Anyone know the tabs for this song??

Very Springsteen like

I think that's who he's trying to sound like.

güzelmiş :D